Zoe @flatbird.bsky.social · 19/02/2026NOT soup but soup shaped. Heat 1 lb butter and 1 lb sugar to 300 degrees F, stirring constantly. Pour onto a greased cookie sheet. Lay 6 Hersheys bars on top while still warm. Once melted, spread. Cool, snap, and enjoy! 000
Zoe @flatbird.bsky.social · 05/09/2025job searching is just scrolling through "work with AI" "work with AI" "Raytheon" "work with AI" 020
Zoe @flatbird.bsky.social · 22/08/2025Cosplaying House (taking Vicodin for my stolen wisdom teeth) 020
Zoe @flatbird.bsky.social · 03/07/2025Hour 1 with the ancient lesbian nuns and my dad goes "so did you love Conclave?" 110
Zoe @flatbird.bsky.social · 13/06/2025One day you're asexual the next ur listening to ur boygirlfriend whistle the x files theme song distantly from the kitchen as they fill up ur water glass for you at 1am 030
Zoe @flatbird.bsky.social · 06/06/2025I think Tampax should release Left and Right tampons like how Twix does (for ur left and right pussie). Just a thought 020
Zoe @flatbird.bsky.social · 05/06/2025I tell my boygirlfriend this and they go "this is news? Wait, which one's NOT a furry?" 030
Zoe @flatbird.bsky.social · 26/05/2025Robin from Batman 1966 is def trans. Which direction no one knows 010
Zoe @flatbird.bsky.social · 24/05/202550 dollars for "the vulture" where you get to walk around picking pieces off of plates while they're still dining and if they try to stop you you start shrieking 140
