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@flat5flat9.bsky.social
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I love the lie and lie the love A-hangin' on, we push and shove Possession is the motivation That is hangin' up the God-damn nation Looks like we always end up in a rut (Everybody now!) Tryin' to make it real, compared to what? (C'mon baby!)

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flat5flat9.bsky.social @flat5flat9.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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flat5flat9.bsky.social @flat5flat9.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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flat5flat9.bsky.social @flat5flat9.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Sadism is part of malignant narcissism.
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flat5flat9.bsky.social @flat5flat9.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
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flat5flat9.bsky.social @flat5flat9.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Or, possibly:
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flat5flat9.bsky.social @flat5flat9.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Some ironclad logic here from the anonymous Democratic operative
“Bottom line is if [El-Sayed] wins, the DSA brand beyond major urban areas is not popular,” a national Democratic operative granted anonymity to speak candidly said early Wednesday morning. “Certainly puts a dent in the movement especially with Cori Bush’s loss.
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flat5flat9.bsky.social @flat5flat9.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Love the high quality editing
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flat5flat9.bsky.social @flat5flat9.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Stop forcing AI into fucking everything. Everyone hates it. Nobody asked for it.
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flat5flat9.bsky.social @flat5flat9.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
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flat5flat9.bsky.social @flat5flat9.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Via substack.com/@tedgioia
An image of an AI generated flyer demonstrating common AI slop effects. Text in the image reads:
Looks lazy!
Disgustingly unorignal
You think it looks good because you're inexperienced
Anytime you use a flyer that looks like this, most of your audience is shaking their head in disbelief. They also compare you to the other event that used the same prompt.
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flat5flat9.bsky.social @flat5flat9.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Am I supposed to be able to understand this headline?
Headline reading "Brianna ‘Chickenfry’ LaPaglia makes outrageous claims about Bunnie Xo and Jelly Roll’s divorce"
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flat5flat9.bsky.social @flat5flat9.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Cartoon with two parents in bed, being woken by a little robot child in the doorway. The woman is saying "It's AI again. He wants another thousand glasses of water."
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flat5flat9.bsky.social @flat5flat9.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
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flat5flat9.bsky.social @flat5flat9.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
This isn't true. It's fearmongering hype, meant to keep AI investment up, and to keep the bubble from bursting. Meanwhile, in the fact-based world:
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flat5flat9.bsky.social @flat5flat9.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Stop forcing AI into fucking everything. Nobody asked for it. Everyone hates it.
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flat5flat9.bsky.social @flat5flat9.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Maybe they just figure it out by looking at the amount of ChatGPT use per-capita...
A map from the Washington Post showing "The states with the laziest people according to ChatGPT." The headlin is "See ChatGPT's hidden bias about your state or city"
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flat5flat9.bsky.social @flat5flat9.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
In my app it did it in 3
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flat5flat9.bsky.social @flat5flat9.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Stop forcing AI into fucking everything. Nobody asked for it. Everyone hates it.
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flat5flat9.bsky.social @flat5flat9.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Robert Short's book uses that same pun!
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flat5flat9.bsky.social @flat5flat9.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
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flat5flat9.bsky.social @flat5flat9.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
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flat5flat9.bsky.social @flat5flat9.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
You can kind of glue them together...
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flat5flat9.bsky.social @flat5flat9.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
Wonderful time at the Oakland Turkey Trot. Oakland is such a marvelous city!
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flat5flat9.bsky.social @flat5flat9.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
Compare this same info in a clearer graphic:
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flat5flat9.bsky.social @flat5flat9.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
What DataViz professional thought that putting arrows on a map was a good way of showing changes in voter preference? It ends up looking like everyone moved West.
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flat5flat9.bsky.social @flat5flat9.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
Banner saying: Stop forcing AI into f-ing everything. Nobody asked for it. Everyone hates it.
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flat5flat9.bsky.social @flat5flat9.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
The gestapo is looking for a few pathetic men.
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flat5flat9.bsky.social @flat5flat9.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
Well, we HAVE seen this situation before, actually: encyclopedia.ushmm.org/content/en/a...
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flat5flat9.bsky.social @flat5flat9.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
He looks like my Ray Ray
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flat5flat9.bsky.social @flat5flat9.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
Google maps has also requested that I plow my car through a series of houses to get to my destination.
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flat5flat9.bsky.social @flat5flat9.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
Democratic leadership in one photo
Chuck Schumer slouched in a chair looking like he's out of energy
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flat5flat9.bsky.social @flat5flat9.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
Leave it to the press to focus on the important things.
Opinion: Trump's authoritarianism is the greatest thing that could have happened for Newsom's career
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flat5flat9.bsky.social @flat5flat9.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
A picture of nasturtiums.
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flat5flat9.bsky.social @flat5flat9.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
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flat5flat9.bsky.social @flat5flat9.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
And just for the ironic quality, I'll let AI speak for itself on the environmental harm: /9
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flat5flat9.bsky.social @flat5flat9.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
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flat5flat9.bsky.social @flat5flat9.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
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flat5flat9.bsky.social @flat5flat9.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
Wile E. Coyote takes one step closer to the edge of the cliff.
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flat5flat9.bsky.social @flat5flat9.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
Ray Ray
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flat5flat9.bsky.social @flat5flat9.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
Just like Howdy Doody (who he uncannily resembles), He's a complete puppet.
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flat5flat9.bsky.social @flat5flat9.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
So Trump just wanted to lop it off from his shoulders?
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flat5flat9.bsky.social @flat5flat9.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Proving once again that billionaires are not the brightest, and certainly not the best people.
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flat5flat9.bsky.social @flat5flat9.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
This is the way.
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flat5flat9.bsky.social @flat5flat9.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
Not to mention the absurd racism of AI blackface.
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flat5flat9.bsky.social @flat5flat9.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
Yeah. You should probably tune down to about A=435 before opening
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flat5flat9.bsky.social @flat5flat9.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
We're the only country that has it other than all these other countries:
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