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Catflea Massacre

@flashbum.bsky.social
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Ska & Reggae Radio Presenter on multiple stations. Wannabe Performance Poet. Shit Artist. Animator and Graphic Designer. If you haven’t guessed, a bit of a leftie. ***Ska, Reggae or adjacent bands, get in touch for airplay***

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Catflea Massacre @flashbum.bsky.social · 2h
Just proves how super intelligent it is.
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Catflea Massacre @flashbum.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
You can use a potato to either kill someone or feed them. It all depends on size of portion.
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Catflea Massacre @flashbum.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Its been a Modest Mouse kind of day. @modestmouselarp.bsky.social
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Catflea Massacre @flashbum.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I play Poo/Leaf after former Bake Off judge Prue Leith. One point for a poo, minus one if you bend down and it’s a leaf.
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Catflea Massacre @flashbum.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If you want it broadcasting on a few stations, let me know.
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Catflea Massacre @flashbum.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Every track a masterpiece.
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Catflea Massacre @flashbum.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Took me a while wondering who ‘Count’ was before I twigged on.
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Catflea Massacre @flashbum.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I sign off ‘yours anonymously’ then my name.
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Catflea Massacre @flashbum.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
First Led Zeppelin album and most of the stuff with Alison Krauss.
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Catflea Massacre @flashbum.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
They are also on my podcast app. What’s your point?
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Catflea Massacre @flashbum.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I always listen to your podcast… but only after I’ve caught up with #TheArchers
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Catflea Massacre @flashbum.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
To be fair, it is BTC
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Catflea Massacre @flashbum.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I bet he filmed it on his glasses to laugh at later.
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Catflea Massacre @flashbum.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Probably home.
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Catflea Massacre @flashbum.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Boooo! Harrison. Booooo! I’ve got this lined up for tonight.
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Catflea Massacre @flashbum.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
So..? Who are you seeing?
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Catflea Massacre @flashbum.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
You always give me a clue to what’s coming up as I’m a day behind. I listen to the podcast whilst walking my dogs.
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Catflea Massacre @flashbum.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Hoping Harrison’s count drops dramatically.
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Catflea Massacre @flashbum.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
We all know socks are ambifootrous
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Catflea Massacre @flashbum.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I try and show the wife my log, but she hasn’t fallen for it again after the first time.
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Catflea Massacre @flashbum.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
My strawberries keep getting eaten. I think it’s a squirrel as my daughter saw one on the fence. I don’t mind.
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Catflea Massacre @flashbum.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
F*cking Harrison back. I was hoping he was staying away with his stupid voice. #TheArchers
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Catflea Massacre @flashbum.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
I don’t know you, but I wish you every luck in the world. Such a beautiful country.
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Catflea Massacre @flashbum.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Walter tucked up between two pillows as he watches us put together Ikea furniture. #walter #blueskydogs #dogs #family
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Catflea Massacre @flashbum.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
The Republicans aren’t going home… they’re staying to double the crowd at Freedom250
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Catflea Massacre @flashbum.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
He doesn’t come out well… maybe that’s why he put himself forward to stand as an MP, but got refused?
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Catflea Massacre @flashbum.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
How were you not involved in politics when the £5m was given? You are the leader of a political party (Ltd).
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Catflea Massacre @flashbum.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
What is it with Trump and dogs. Do you have a problem with animal abuse in the US?
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Catflea Massacre @flashbum.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Why the ‘?’ At the end? Is it, or is it not?
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Catflea Massacre @flashbum.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
As there is to be a new Labour leader, three things occur to me. 1. Stop appeasing the Reform Ltd voters 2. Employ better publicists 3. Call it a genocide Not necessarily in this order. #labour #burnham #starmer #politics
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Catflea Massacre @flashbum.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
I only ever reported two and that was after nearly being wiped off the road. I parked up in a motorway cafe, took half an hour and then calmly reported them. They deserved it.
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Catflea Massacre @flashbum.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Many also put other drivers at risk. If they can’t control themselves they shouldn’t be behind the wheel of a car/van/7.5t wagon or full HGV. I was a delivery driver for two years and I got sick of wankers shitting down on other drivers because of their lack of emotional control.
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Catflea Massacre @flashbum.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
What?
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Catflea Massacre @flashbum.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Or maybe he didn’t perform because you didn’t put in the effort? Why is it always the man’s fault?
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Catflea Massacre @flashbum.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
They’re not just Buccees Beaver Nuggets… they’re M&S Buccees Beaver Nuggets
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Catflea Massacre @flashbum.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
I bet the results are announced well before his health care policy is revealed: two weeks!
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Catflea Massacre @flashbum.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Walter spoiling (making the shot better) my photo. #jackapoo #dogs
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Catflea Massacre @flashbum.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Amazing how smart the Democrats must be if they are getting away with cheating. The Republicans must be so stupid if they know it’s going on and can’t prove it.
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Catflea Massacre @flashbum.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Not a fess.
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Catflea Massacre @flashbum.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
My timelines will get me locked up.
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Catflea Massacre @flashbum.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Why would anybody want to see Ken Barlows nose hair at 4K?
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Catflea Massacre @flashbum.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
You could remove the last lines and still know who you are talking about.
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Catflea Massacre @flashbum.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Goodnight and good luck with your visitor.
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Catflea Massacre @flashbum.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
How do we do away with it until it’s fixed? We need to do something to educate, what we’re doing now isn’t working. Climate change is happening. With people like Trump, Putin, Xi and other ineffective governments we are going nowhere. Scientists are silenced for profit. People are greedy.
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Catflea Massacre @flashbum.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
I think we are both reading the same book, just on different pages.
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Catflea Massacre @flashbum.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
I know how far we got with sticks… that’s why I said it. I also know about fresh water and arable land… but I also know we haven’t done a good job disseminating the information needed to educate. Let’s hope AI can inform the Gov’ts of the need for urgent action. We’re f*cked anyway.
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Catflea Massacre @flashbum.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Inks and plastics also pollute the environment. Yes data centres for AI may cause initial damage, but they could also answer the problems they create. Let’s just agree to using sticks in the sand.
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Catflea Massacre @flashbum.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Maps and compass? Cookbooks? Just the AI of the day. How about sun and just testing stuff?
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Catflea Massacre @flashbum.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
I wouldn’t ‘fess’ this. I’d have posted it to every social media wall.
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Catflea Massacre @flashbum.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
When I say in one spot, I mean in one instance. If you have a small area and the dog wees in exactly the same place it would have an impact. Would also depend on the health of the grass. So many variables, so many answers to what can be seen as a simple question.
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