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@flarbage.bsky.social
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ceramic and cartoons, just not very often. i do colors and letters for Dingus Rancher, and have a sleep disorder. they/them but i'm not picky

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Meatball Floorgarbage @flarbage.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
the face of a cruel genius with a mind like a diamond. you don't know what he's capable of.
a screenshot from the tv show twin peaks. windom earle at the great northern hotel, wearing one of his "disguises." he has a plaid suit jacket over a brown knitted sweater vest. beneath that he's wearing a light-colored paisley shirt and a dark paisley tie. he has a stupid little hat with a red feather on one side and a silly fake mustache. in the background, dale cooper enters an elevator, having finished staring wistfully at a photo of windom's dead wife which cooper has kept in his wallet for years.
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Meatball Floorgarbage @flarbage.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
tfw if windom wanted to kill you, you'd already be dead. (collecting reference for another dumb comic. windom must die, repeatedly.)
a screenshot from the tv show twin peaks. dale cooper sits in the sheriff's office with a kinda derpy expression on his face.
subtitles read, "Harry, if Windom wanted to kill me, I'd already be dead."
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Meatball Floorgarbage @flarbage.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
roughs, if that's something you find interesting. it's all drawn by hand. fuck ai forever and ever, forever.
digital pencil roughs of the comic strip from the previous post. corrections in blue are layered on top of black. it's all pretty sketchy.
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Meatball Floorgarbage @flarbage.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
how did they get it in the truck?!?
panel 1: an old, powder-blue pickup truck with a large wooden box in the bed pulls up next to a gazebo at night. "Here we are, Leo!"
panel 2: inside the truck, windom earle grins at leo from the driver seat. leo looks uncomfortable. "I saw Dale kissing a girl here, so we'll leave a dead body."
panel 3: leo is in the truck bed peering around the box at windom, who is standing on the ground behind the truck. "Lift with your knees, Leo!"
panel 4: the box tips forward, looming over windom. "Uh oh."
panel 5: the bottom of the box is still in the truck bed, but the top is now resting on windom earle, who is laying prone on the asphalt. leo looks down at him from the truck. "Oof, my organs... help me up, Leo."
panel 6: same as panel 5, but the sun has risen. birds have arrived and are looking for bugs in the morning light. one perches on windom earle's shoulder as he lays face-down in the road, still pinned beneath the wooden box. leo is nowhere to be seen.
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Meatball Floorgarbage @flarbage.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
classic simpsons
homer simpson examines a pill bottle. the subtitles read "Maybe I'm not getting enough... estrogen."
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Meatball Floorgarbage @flarbage.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
agent cooper canonically keeps a photo of windom earle's dead wife in his wallet.
a screenshot from twin peaks. dale cooper, dressed in flannel and a goofy jacket, pulls out his wallet and opens it.a close-up shot of cooper's wallet. he's pulled out a photo of caroline earle and is examining it.
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Meatball Floorgarbage @flarbage.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
screenshot of lisa simpson at the kitchen table holding a tiny guillotine.
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Meatball Floorgarbage @flarbage.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
a screenshot of bart simpson looking at nelson with an odd expression
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Meatball Floorgarbage @flarbage.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
i always forget that it's yuri
a frame from the animated show Serial Experiments Lain. two girls face each other. one has her hand on the other's cheek. subtitle reads, "I don't really understand what you're saying, but I think you're wrong."
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Meatball Floorgarbage @flarbage.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
we've been rewatching Lain, what a classic
a frame from the animated show Serial Experiments Lain. a man in a suit looks over his shoulder. the subtitle reads, "Something wonderful is going to happen."a frame from the animated show Serial Experiments Lain. a close-up of the man's eye. the subtitle reads, "I'm looking forward to it. Aren't you?"
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Meatball Floorgarbage @flarbage.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
recent archeological find from my folks' garage
a tiny bottle of white testors paint, it looks very oldthe price tag on the tiny bottle of paint, with a micheal's logo, 98 cent price and the date 8/94 visible
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Meatball Floorgarbage @flarbage.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
sometimes your zombie just catches on fire 2.5"x3.5" marker and pen
a trading card sized drawing of a man in a santa hat, upper body engulfed in flames. the background is dark with red and green splotches.
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Meatball Floorgarbage @flarbage.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
i forgot to change my profile pic for halloween, so i'll do it for xmas instead.
a grainy photo of a bart simpson doll laying on some asphalt. its face is missing.
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Meatball Floorgarbage @flarbage.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
more margaretposting
margaret twin peaks log lady lanterman is on the porch of her cabin, holding her log. she looks back over her shoulder. 
"they move so slowly when they're not afraid."
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Meatball Floorgarbage @flarbage.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
thanks, margaret.
margaret lanterman, the log lady from twin peaks, is in her cabin holding a plate and tea kettle. "shut your eyes and you'll burst into flames."
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Meatball Floorgarbage @flarbage.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
i just don't respect windom earle. #art
a comic, recreating a scene from the tv show twin peaks. the top half of the page is in a black and white style, as if drawn with shades of grey art markers. major briggs is appreciating a tree when the strange symbol on his neck begins to bother him. he turns to see someone approaching in a horse costume who says "hello wilbur!"
the middle of the page is taken up by a wide panel in a different style. stark black silhouettes stand out against a red background. briggs is firing his gun, producing a bright white muzzle flash. the horse jerks backwards, white ink splatters appearing behind it.
the comic returns to the previous black and white style. the front of the horse now lays in a ruined heap, a dark puddle spreading around it. leo, still wearing the baggy rear half of the costume stands terrified for a moment before sprinting wildly away. that's all.
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Meatball Floorgarbage @flarbage.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
i heard about you. 👍😉
a screenshot from twin peaks. agent cooper is laying on the floor of his hotel room, giving the thumbs up.
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Meatball Floorgarbage @flarbage.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
i miss getting to see the cat.
a black cat sleeping on a wooden deck. he's laying on his back with one paw in the air, with dappled sunshine surrounding him.
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Meatball Floorgarbage @flarbage.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
this year's xmas zombie is super dehydrated. don't forget to drink some water! 2.5"x3.5" ink and markers #art
a 2.5"x3.5" card with a drawing of a skull wearing a santa hat, colored with markers.
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Meatball Floorgarbage @flarbage.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
to the tune of 'Man's Road'
a screenshot from The Last Unicorn. said unicorn is walking down a forst path. a caption reads "blocking transphobes" with musical notes.
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Meatball Floorgarbage @flarbage.bsky.social · 02/11/2024
sending love. we miss our boy too, hopefully mickey and whiskey are playing together finally.
a black cat with green eyes in profilea black cat sleeping upside down on a wooden deck in mottled sunlighta black cat sitting the bed of a light blue el camino, peering over the edge and looking at the camera
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Meatball Floorgarbage @flarbage.bsky.social · 26/10/2024
found some more old art, this is from 2017. i made postcards to sell at gamefest that year, but they weren't very popular. i don't understand why. is this not the crossover everyone has been begging for??
a digital drawing in the style of a picture postcard. it shows the darkened and abandoned interior of a pokemon center. a modified version of the seal of metatron from the silent hill games is emblazoned on the floor. superimposed above that is a nurse joy and her chancey. nurse joy is holding a revolver and has a red square painted over her mouth, making her resemble the nurses of silent hill 3. chancey's egg is discolored and also has the seal of metatron on it. 
a cheerful font in white reads "Greetings! From lovely Silent Hill!" text at the bottom reads "visit the silent hill pokemon center! at the corner of bachman rd. and finney st."
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Meatball Floorgarbage @flarbage.bsky.social · 26/10/2024
a screencap of a portion of the bluesky moderation options, showing muted words. "vote" and "voting" have been muted for 30 days.
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Meatball Floorgarbage @flarbage.bsky.social · 26/10/2024
a screencap of castlevania: symphony of the night.
Dracula
   What is love?
   A miserable little pile of secrets.
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Meatball Floorgarbage @flarbage.bsky.social · 25/06/2024
i can't believe i almost missed #makeaterriblecomicday2024! it's not too late for you, either!
a very rough 3-panel comic strip. 
ebenezer scrooge leans out his window and says "You there, lad! What day is it?" 
a small boy, seen from above flips the bird and shouts "FUCK YOU OLD MAN! It's Make A Terrible Comic Day!"
ebenezer is still at his window, now scribbling on some sheets of paper. "Then there's still time! ...there's still time..."
all of this is drawn very very quickly and not refined much at all, and it shows, especially in the last panel.
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Meatball Floorgarbage @flarbage.bsky.social · 18/05/2024
orangening
a ripening pumpkin sitting on a rock. it's almost entirely orange now, with just a little green on the bottom and in the pumpkin grooves
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Meatball Floorgarbage @flarbage.bsky.social · 10/05/2024
we planted our halloween pumpkins, and alot of them came up! i'd never grown them before, they're really neat plants. how it started, etc.
a bright green baby pumpkin growing on a vine surrounded by large leaves. a few rocks are visible stacked nearby.the same pumpkin, now almost the size of a basketball. it's still green and presumably getting bigger.
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Meatball Floorgarbage @flarbage.bsky.social · 04/05/2024
replace all lawns with wildflowers
leafy plants with yellow and pink flowers fill the frame, with a single violet morning glory in the middle
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Meatball Floorgarbage @flarbage.bsky.social · 26/04/2024
datura flowers beside the neighbor's driveway
a largish datura plant with a big white flowera close-up of the flower
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Meatball Floorgarbage @flarbage.bsky.social · 25/04/2024
he looks like this when he's moving slower
a black cat with green eyes in front of some clover and a pile of limestone rocks
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Meatball Floorgarbage @flarbage.bsky.social · 25/04/2024
just took the best pic ever of our cat
a black cat sitting in some leafy green catmint. he's shaking his head, turning it into a smeary blur
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Meatball Floorgarbage @flarbage.bsky.social · 17/04/2024
pumkin flur
star-shaped orange flower peeking out from behind green leaves. it's a pumpkin plant.
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Meatball Floorgarbage @flarbage.bsky.social · 08/04/2024
saw the thing
a phone camera picture of the solar eclipse at totality, shining faintly through clouds
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Meatball Floorgarbage @flarbage.bsky.social · 01/11/2023
friends, and friends-of-friends: wanna pipe? i've got, um, a few spares at the moment, and i'd rather someone get some use out of them. i used to sell em, but i'm not up for that kinda hassle at the moment, so if you want one, let me know and i'll just mail ya one.
several porcelain pipes of various designs arranged outdoors on a piece of a dark-stained wood.
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Meatball Floorgarbage @flarbage.bsky.social · 26/10/2023
i wasn't sure if the lollypop sticks would work out, so i left most of the pipes pretty plain. here's a few of the fancier ones. the glaze on the one with stripes is hard to see, it's a nifty green-brown. i'll try to get a better shot of it later but you might have to just believe me.
three porcelain pipes on a metal turn-table in some grass. one has green and brown glaze between unglazed stripes. the glaze on another is a smooth gradient from light blue through dark blue to black, and has white unglazed square shapes  floating upward from the bowl, which is light blue inside. the third is all smooth white porcelain except an oval shape where rust colored scales or ridges are exposed.the same pipes in different positions.
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Meatball Floorgarbage @flarbage.bsky.social · 25/10/2023
in the past i made pipes by forming the stems around the handle of small paintbrushes, but i recently picked up a bunch of lollypop sticks to use instead. @yambam.bsky.social suggested i make a little melty snack to stick one in, and this is the result. i chipped it a little drilling out the hole =(
a small porcelain sculpture with a cardboard lollypop stick sitting next to itthe same sculpture from another angle, with the lollypop stick inserted into a small hole in the top. the sculpture is supposed to resemble a vanilla and orange icecream treat, melting onto the ground.another angle of the sculpture, revealing that the hole for the lollypop stick is a bit chipped on one edge. i pressed too hard while drilling it out.another angle. sorry i can't describe it better, it's just a little melty blob.
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Meatball Floorgarbage @flarbage.bsky.social · 25/10/2023
unloaded the kiln this past weekend, but it took til now to finally get a few halfway decent pics of the stuff.. i'd forgotten how difficult it is to photograph a bunch of little white cylinders in a way that looks at all like anything. they're more fun in person.
an assortment of porcelain pipes (and a single little sculpture thingy) arranged in a group shot on a wooden plank stained brown in front of some greenerya closer shot of the pipes on the left. one of them says "fuck" in cursive because i'm very mature. one is a tobacco pipe with a somewhat charred bowl because i was impatient and tested it already (okay, not great, prolly won't make more).a closer shot of the pipes on the right.closer shot of the middle of the group.
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Meatball Floorgarbage @flarbage.bsky.social · 20/10/2023
kiln's doing its thing. it's basically impossible to photograph, but the glowing heat from the peephole looks awesome at night.
a flashless photo in the dark, so mostly black. glowing in the darkness is a green digital readout displaying the current temperature inside the kiln, 1709. to the left of that is a red-orange spot: the top peephole, left open to vent, radiating light from within.a close-up of the peephole. it appears white-hot inside, but that's just the camera, it was actually just orange-yellow. this fades to red on the edge of the peephole.
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Meatball Floorgarbage @flarbage.bsky.social · 18/10/2023
had to wait awhile for all my ancient little tubs of glaze to rehydrate, but stuff is finally ready to fire again. i'd post pics but my shitass phone is dying, so here's some old stuff instead. it's all from over 10 years ago, i can't believe how old i am (not strictly relevant)
a sequence of 4 photos showing stages of creating a porcelain snifit. in the first it is mostly featureless and still wet. the second is bonedry but unfired, and details have been carved in the robe, goggles, mask, etc. third stage is fired once, glazed with black glaze and stained with iron oxide. number 4 is the final product.a porcelain pipe seen from 4 angles. it is white and the bottom edge is carved to resemble a line of teeth down each side of the stem and around the bowl. lots and lots of teeth.3 angles of a porcelain sculpture of a ripper from super metroid. it has a purple shell, blue insectile head, and green eyes and mandible-like structures. it optionally sits on a blue and black porcelain stand that's intended to resemble some of the rocks in the game.
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Meatball Floorgarbage @flarbage.bsky.social · 05/10/2023
i'm not really set up to take pictures of stuff right now, but here's a couple group shots on the shelf. bonus: tiny pumpkin which was the only one to survive the summer.
6 porcelain pipes of various sizes, and a small sculpture of a melty blob that i promise will actually look like something when it's finished.24 porcelain one-hitters standing upright on their bowls. they are all solid white, waiting to be glazed.a tiny green and orange pumpkin sitting on a metal turntable. it's a little wrinkly because it's been hanging out in my apartment for awhile since we saved it from the summer sun.
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Meatball Floorgarbage @flarbage.bsky.social · 05/10/2023
after 7 hours heating up to over 1800F and another 15 hours to cool back down to 100, they don't look much different, but they're ready to glaze. 24 one-hitters, 4 bent pipes, 2 tobacco pipes i made as an experiment, and one little doodle that'll look more like something once it's glazed.
a top-down photo of the inside of a kiln. a shelf is loaded with bisque (ceramic that has been fired but is unglazed). there are 30 pipes and a small sculpture.four white porcelain pipes sitting on a metal turntableeight porcelain pipes of various shapes sitting on a metal turntable
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Meatball Floorgarbage @flarbage.bsky.social · 04/10/2023
finally cleaned the garage enough to fire the kiln without burning my house down, gonna have some new pipes to glaze soon. nice to be working in clay again, it's been... *checks kiln log* 8 YEARS?? shit.
a top-down view into a kiln with a shelf loaded with greenware (unfired clay). smoking pipes of various shapes and sizes (and one little sculptural doodle) wait to be fired.
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Meatball Floorgarbage @flarbage.bsky.social · 27/09/2023
oh, i forgot to post the comic my profile pic's from. drew this years ago when my hair was short for awhile. i still dunno what the punchline's supposed to mean, seemed funny at the time. it was fun playing with halftone in clip studio.
a four-panel comic in black and white. first panel just shows a bathroom, with notes calling out the electrical outlet by the sink, and a space-heater plugged in and pointing at the toilet. it was winter when i drew this.
second panel, i come into the bathroom and immediately trip over the space-heater's cord.
third panel, a view from above as i lay face down, half in the bathtub, a streak of dark liquid running down the tile wall. the cord is now tangled around one of my feet.
fourth panel, a peaceful scene of nature with hills in the background. nearby a tree stands with a fresh grave underneath. the tombstone reads, "RIP he died the way he lived." i dunno what that means exactly, but any answer seems fairly funny. also, i prefer 'they' over 'he' these days, but it's whatever.
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Meatball Floorgarbage @flarbage.bsky.social · 21/09/2023
my favorite fuzzy dumbass had his annual checkup today, and is in great health. the vet seemed really impressed, we're definitely getting a good grade in cat.
a black cat sleeping on a chair outside
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Meatball Floorgarbage @flarbage.bsky.social · 20/09/2023
speaking of learning clip studio, here's some 3 panel strips i did to figure out how csp handles that sort of thing. originally conceived as a look at zelda enemies when link's not around, it turned into an excuse to practice drawing backgrounds while a little slime guy traveled around aimlessly.
3 panel comic where a little green slime moves around a dungeon type place and finds a window to look at the moonlittle green slime explores the dungeon for another 3 panels, squeezing under the door of a library, hiding from a lich in a catacomb, and stretching down a hole to check out a river of glowing goothe slime is now on a path in the forest, crossing a little bridge in the rain, and resting in a tree near a crossroads by some fields. the last two panels are inspired by backgrounds in my neighbor totoroslime is now exploring an industrial area, first checking out a long hallway with pipes, then descending down stairs in from of dirty windows, and finally looking at a giant machine. all these environments are based on abandoned buildings explored by the proper people on youtube.
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Meatball Floorgarbage @flarbage.bsky.social · 20/09/2023
bonus panel for the superman comic
superman is sitting cross-legged in a large nest he has built on a ledge outside the windows of an office building. it is night, and he is dozing. several pigeons have joined him and are also snoozing nearby on the ledge, next to the nest, in his lap, and on his head.
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Meatball Floorgarbage @flarbage.bsky.social · 20/09/2023
things i drew when i was learning clip studio. this is basically the only time i have drawn superheroes.
a horrible blob of goo with beady eyes and a mouth with teeth looks miserable. above that it reads 'i have allergies'a collage of 5 octoroks and one goomba, drawn in various stylesa black and white comic. in the first panel, a woman is in midair, falling past a tall building. she says "shit!" as one might.
in the next panel, batman is standing on the top of the building, firing his grappling hook thing downwards. the moon is in the background and the grappling hook says "pa-choo!"
third panel shows the woman, still falling, now dead, as the grappling hook has gone straight through her abdomen. batman is visible in the background on top of the building, still holding the grapple gun dealie.
the final panel is the same shot from the second, batman on top of the building. he has dropped the grapple gun and is holding his hands to his mouth in horror, saying "OMG!" 
that's all.another 4-panel comic, this one's superman.
1st panel: superman's doing his little flying pose with one fist out, but is looking backwards and down, shading his eyes with the other hand. a caption in the corner reads "flying high above the city, superman spots something in the park with his super vision!"
2nd panel: a shot of superman from behind as he zooms down towards a green park area. a little stream with a bridge over it runs through a clearing with trees surrounding it. around that is big city buildings. i didn't try too hard to get the perspective right.
3rd: superman hovers next to a large tree and pulls a dead branch out of the leaves. he's holding a small bundle of other branches and trigs he's gathered. below him on the ground a kid and a dog look up curiously.
4: supes has built himself a little nest on the ledge outside the windows of some office building, and is sitting contentedly in it. three concerned office workers look out the window at him.
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Meatball Floorgarbage @flarbage.bsky.social · 20/09/2023
i tried to teach myself watercolor around the same time i played samus returns on the 3ds
a watercolor painting of samus metroid looking at a chozo statue holding one of those glowy orb things they've always gotanother watercolor, this one shows samus standing in a cave playing gradius on her phone while casually blasting some bat aliens without looking up. she's resting one foot on a dead frog alien, and a couple other critters she's massacred lay nearby. there's a purple waterfall in the background.
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Meatball Floorgarbage @flarbage.bsky.social · 05/09/2023
watering the morning glories is a nice perk of staying up late. or waking up early, i do both
three lavender morning glory flowers with darker violet stripes on each petal, in amongst greenerya pink and red morning glory growing on another plant with a few orange flowersa purple morning glory under a pink flower i don't know the name ofthe three morning glories from earlier, but a wider shot showing some orange and purple flowers nearby. everything's growing together, but a few rocks bordering the garden are visible below
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