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I'm not the follow you're looking for This isn't the birdhouse I consign to oblivion follows that aren't mutual follow backs or friends of friends I follow Seriously, just move along

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Flapping Happy @flappyhappy.bsky.social · 3h
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House House Md
Alt: House House Md I like the way you think, kid
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Flapping Happy @flappyhappy.bsky.social · 5h
New York is a larger state than I thought, seems I'm living there without even moving.
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Flapping Happy @flappyhappy.bsky.social · 6h
We're going to need all the luck we can get
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Flapping Happy @flappyhappy.bsky.social · 6h
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Mr Bean Making Silly Faces
Alt: Mr Bean Making Silly Faces
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Flapping Happy @flappyhappy.bsky.social · 6h
? He's giving away, as a middleman, insurance company money we already paid to them, and probably taking a cut. He's talking about getting rid of insurance so we can pay as we get sick. Nothing about lowering costs, so if you don't have enough money on hand to pay you don't get all the healthcare.
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Flapping Happy @flappyhappy.bsky.social · 6h
Umm, nope not Medicare for all. He's talking about taking money we pay to Big Insurance companies and giving that money back to us not government paying anything. He's essentially eliminating health insurance so we wind up paying doctors, nurses, hospitals and anyone else plus medication directly.
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Flapping Happy @flappyhappy.bsky.social · 11h
The ear guys
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Flapping Happy @flappyhappy.bsky.social · 11h
Natalie the blonde Sherpa?
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Homer Simpson Pulled Up Mountain by Sherpas
Alt: Homer Simpson Pulled Up Mountain by Sherpas
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Flapping Happy @flappyhappy.bsky.social · 12h
Maybe it's a Secret Service agent working undercover?
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Flapping Happy @flappyhappy.bsky.social · 15h
Virtually indistinguishable?
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Flapping Happy @flappyhappy.bsky.social · 15h
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Cuphead & Mugman Rubbing Prison Bars
Alt: Cuphead & Mugman cutting prison bars with files trying to escape
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Flapping Happy @flappyhappy.bsky.social · 15h
So they'll be more photogenic as they're doing something illegal when recorded on a body cam?
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Flapping Happy @flappyhappy.bsky.social · 15h
Literally Illiterately taking something literally
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Flapping Happy @flappyhappy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Have you noticed that when adults are scared they make rules when children are scared they break rules
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Flapping Happy @flappyhappy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Groucho Marx's Iconic Eyeroll
Alt: Groucho Marx's Iconic Eyeroll
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Flapping Happy @flappyhappy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Aren't primates with damaged or lacking empathy circuits known as sociopaths, clinically diagnosed with antisocial personality disorder (ASPD)?
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Flapping Happy @flappyhappy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Thereby creating chaos as an excuse for martial law?
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Flapping Happy @flappyhappy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
If we do it would add a whole new meaning to illegal aliens
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Flapping Happy @flappyhappy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Seems like now bombshells are more like party poppers
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Flapping Happy @flappyhappy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Ding-A-Ling a bing bang Twaaang?
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Flapping Happy @flappyhappy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
So we should expect to attack Iran leading up to the midterms?
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Flapping Happy @flappyhappy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
He means what he says and says what he means and it's all gibberish
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Flapping Happy @flappyhappy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
...and do the other things, not because they are easy, but because they are hard?
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Flapping Happy @flappyhappy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The same meme applies to standing bsky.app/profile/libr...
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Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I’ll try a pagan friend, thought I, since Christian kindness has proved but hollow courtesy.
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Flapping Happy @flappyhappy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
How can you have no standing when you and the other officers the plaque honors literally were standing holding the line on January 6th? The use of "Standing" seems arbitrary and capricious at best.
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Flapping Happy @flappyhappy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Schutzstaffel is the original name
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Flapping Happy @flappyhappy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Dollar Tree Stepford Wife?
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Flapping Happy @flappyhappy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Maybe I'm missing your point but Iran has access to international shipping. They don't need an ICBM or a nuclear weapon to take out an American city. A cargo ship or airplane and a dirty bomb for one example. We are vulnerable to more than a few nasty surprises from a chemical or bioweapon delivery.
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Flapping Happy @flappyhappy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
"Happiness is not something you experience, it's something you remember" Oscar Levant
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Flapping Happy @flappyhappy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Glad you both are ok, saddened that you had to go through it.
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Flapping Happy @flappyhappy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
He might pass a truly great healthcare plan but who's going to want to dig it out of his diaper?
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Flapping Happy @flappyhappy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Say It Ain't So - Shocked Reaction
Alt: Say It Ain't So - Shocked Reaction
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Flapping Happy @flappyhappy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
TMZ OnlyFans?
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Flapping Happy @flappyhappy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Minionapolis?
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Minions Rire
Alt: Minions Rire
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Flapping Happy @flappyhappy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Adrienne Bailon: Be Very Worried
Alt: Adrienne Bailon: Be Very Worried
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Flapping Happy @flappyhappy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
At least 3 of the 5 behind him had WTF faces for a few seconds
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Flapping Happy @flappyhappy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Only the dead don't need anything from anybody
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Flapping Happy @flappyhappy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
So essentially he's suggesting using prosecutors that aren't actually prosecuting that case as defense attorneys?
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Flapping Happy @flappyhappy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Saying Not All Men is a half-truth, and isn't a half-truth a whole lie?
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Flapping Happy @flappyhappy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
So Natalie changes her shoes and everyone thinks she's Ted Cruz?
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Nothing to see here...just the President of the United States inviting the country he illegally declared war on to "take out" 2 major American cities. If that's not treason, what is? 🤬 Law enforcement won't hold him accountable, but we WILL! The beginning of the end is on November 3rd. #VOTE-BLUE 🌊
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Flapping Happy @flappyhappy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Flapping Happy @flappyhappy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
How I arrived on BlueSky
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Terry Crews Skydives Over Iceland
Alt: Terry Crews Skydives Over Iceland
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Flapping Happy @flappyhappy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
At least 32 times according to NBC News in July, so probably closer to 40 now even more if counting his minions opinions
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Flapping Happy @flappyhappy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
she kept saying the way to a man's heart is through his stomach is that why everything she cooked had extra salt?
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Flapping Happy @flappyhappy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Who is that person?
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Flapping Happy @flappyhappy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
He's like a bad translation of Marie Antoinette, if they have no bread why do they not eat butter?
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Alfred Hitchcock's Guillotine 'Work Out'
Alt: Alfred Hitchcock's Guillotine 'Work Out'
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Flapping Happy @flappyhappy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Brad Collins

@bradcollins128

Being a Canadian right now is like having a neighbour who's left their car alarm going for three years.

Matt Stahl

@Stahlmatt

Imagine what it's like being locked in the car.
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Flapping Happy @flappyhappy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It's more like he's pretzeled himself
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Pretzel Day
Alt: Pretzel Day
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