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The Fat Rat

@flannyballs.bsky.social
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The Fat Rat @flannyballs.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
new meme just dropped for the lads’ group chat
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The Fat Rat @flannyballs.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
maybe all the red cards were altruistically to give people two metres of clear air
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The Fat Rat @flannyballs.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
turning a big dial taht says “midfielders” on it and constantly looking back at the audience for approval like a contestant on the price is right
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The Fat Rat @flannyballs.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
lol
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The Fat Rat @flannyballs.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
here’s some Bleets I did about our summer signings before they signed. 2 outta 3 ain’t bad. #Flanstrodamus
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The Fat Rat @flannyballs.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
hear me out
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The Fat Rat @flannyballs.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
lol @ this list of free agents being a graveyard of ex arsenal players
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The Fat Rat @flannyballs.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
RIP Arsenal’s transfer kitty, you is wiv da Angels now
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The Fat Rat @flannyballs.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
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The Fat Rat @flannyballs.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
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The Fat Rat @flannyballs.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
hmm, Shearer needs to CALM the hell DOWN in the workplace
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The Fat Rat @flannyballs.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
me with Wales, later
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The Fat Rat @flannyballs.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
just RT next time @arsenal
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The Fat Rat @flannyballs.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
of course we lost, Dortmund played the freaky party robot formation
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The Fat Rat @flannyballs.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Sydney Sweeney clearly read the Atheltic this morning
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The Fat Rat @flannyballs.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
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The Fat Rat @flannyballs.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
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The Fat Rat @flannyballs.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
I don’t know why they are letting Marks & Spencer pick the team either
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The Fat Rat @flannyballs.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
ohhhhfine fine fine fine fine
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The Fat Rat @flannyballs.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
next important question: why does Matt Upson’s wiki photo look like me rolling out of Fabric wide eyed and vacant after a night on the waters?
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The Fat Rat @flannyballs.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
yes sir
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The Fat Rat @flannyballs.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
this shirt is the reason all Newcastle’s players want to leave them btw
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The Fat Rat @flannyballs.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
maybe there are rules I’m missing, but for me there are two things here. one is that it’s a foul to trip a player. the other is that a player in control of the ball has the right to hold their position. both of these things are written into the rules. what am I missing?
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The Fat Rat @flannyballs.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
it is written into the rules that players are allowed to hold their position when they have control of the ball
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The Fat Rat @flannyballs.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
but that’s not what the rules say. the rules say it’s a foul if a player trips another player. they also explicitly say a player has a right to hold his position when he has the ball under control
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The Fat Rat @flannyballs.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
hydration break
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The Fat Rat @flannyballs.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
even a stopped clock etc
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The Fat Rat @flannyballs.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
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The Fat Rat @flannyballs.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
ban this filth
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The Fat Rat @flannyballs.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
desperately rooting for Mikel Arteta’s shithousing and free kicks FC to win the league
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The Fat Rat @flannyballs.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
🫡
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The Fat Rat @flannyballs.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
good call
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The Fat Rat @flannyballs.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
hmmm.
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The Fat Rat @flannyballs.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
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The Fat Rat @flannyballs.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
mfw I successfully dress myself
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The Fat Rat @flannyballs.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
😏
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The Fat Rat @flannyballs.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
hydration break
Paul Merson is celebrating a goal with a lovely hydrating pint of imagery lager
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The Fat Rat @flannyballs.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
agree to disagree
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The Fat Rat @flannyballs.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
through the 80s and 90s they had a run of the greatest shirts of all time
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The Fat Rat @flannyballs.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
people are mental
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The Fat Rat @flannyballs.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
are you taking the piss? @actualnames.bsky.social
a porn company has been fined by some geez called George Lusty. presumable Barry Horney and Gary Jerkinit were busy.
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The Fat Rat @flannyballs.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
it doesn’t *really* seem like it’s holding him back to me
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The Fat Rat @flannyballs.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
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The Fat Rat @flannyballs.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
looking for a gift for the racist gay in your life? we’ve got just the thing
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The Fat Rat @flannyballs.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
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The Fat Rat @flannyballs.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
[visible seething]
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The Fat Rat @flannyballs.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
the fact this article has the 07-08 team 8th is a disgracia
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The Fat Rat @flannyballs.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
I see ur da’s defamation claim failed
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The Fat Rat @flannyballs.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Jurrien Timber here
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The Fat Rat @flannyballs.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
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