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Brandon Flanery

@flanbran.bsky.social
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✍️ Author of “Stumbling” 🏳️‍🌈 Ex-pastor turned homo 👨‍🎓 Future social worker | CSU 📍 Atlanta BrandonFlanery.com

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Brandon Flanery @flanbran.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Maxwell Poth has the exact same wave tattoo!
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Rebecca Solnit @rebeccasolnit.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Time for this classic again.
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Brandon Flanery @flanbran.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
They’re doing the same thing with robot food delivery. They name them and put cute eyes on them to create false empathy. The manipulation so fucking gross.
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Brandon Flanery @flanbran.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Was gonna say this. One of my favorite dishes is chicken pad Thai and Thai chicken salad. So good!
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Brandon Flanery @flanbran.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Was gonna make the same joke. Gorgeous tattoo!!!
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Greg Sargent @gregsargent.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
"Texas is real." Top Dem pollster John Anzalone just did a striking survey with Trump's pollster that finds Talarico +4. On the pod, he explains why he thinks Texas really is gettable this time for Dems. He says the likely path to majority is TX AK ME NC. Listen: newrepublic.com/article/2156...
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Trump’s Pollster Drops Bomb on GOP as Midterm Panic Grows: “Bloodbath”
As GOP leaks about the elections grow more urgent, a top Democratic strategist explains what the numbers really say about the Trump-GOP collapse—and ponders what could still go wrong.
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Brandon Flanery @flanbran.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I was just thinking about this, especially with all the AI music flooding Spotify and adding famous artists so they sneak streams in. Thanks for sharing!
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Brandon Flanery @flanbran.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
That’s what Jon says they are too!!! Access to what? What if you never access anything? What if you enjoy driving next to a freeway?
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Brandon Flanery @flanbran.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
This is the correct answer
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Brandon Flanery @flanbran.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
No other question has brought so much strife to @narwhal.bsky.social and I’s relationship.
A dialect quiz question that asks what do you call the road that runs parallel to a highway.
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Brandon Flanery @flanbran.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Welp. 🤷‍♂️
My dialect map showing I talk like someone from the surface of the sun.
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Brandon Flanery @flanbran.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
It’s happening!!! 😭😭😭
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Mother Jones @motherjones.com · 30/08/2026
The role of ChatGPT went far beyond providing tactical tips in the final hours before the mass shooting. The shooter messaged with ChatGPT more than 6,600 times over 12 months—including dozens of conversations revealing he was desperate, focused on extremist violence, and suicidal.
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Inside a mass shooter’s harrowing history with ChatGPT
A year of chats reveals glaring red flags—and disturbing ChatGPT replies—from long before a rampage at Florida State University.
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Oliver @oliver48.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
"China’s massive 'Great Green Wall' has achieved a historic first. For decades, China’s Three-North Shelter Forest Program has waged an ambitious war against desertification, planting billions of trees ... is actively altering local weather patterns." via Hashem Al-Ghaili
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Brandon Flanery @flanbran.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Fav niche animal: A platypus. It's a mammal that lays eggs and has poisonous spurs and a duck face and a beaver tale???? It's straight out of ATLA.
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Perry Perry The Platypus
ALT: Perry Perry The Platypus
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Brandon Flanery @flanbran.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
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Darla from Finding Nemo points, says 'WAKE UP'
Alt: Darla from Finding Nemo points, says 'WAKE UP'
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Brandon Flanery @flanbran.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
And people wonder why “pull yourself up by your bootstraps” is absolute bullshit. The VAST majority of folks in a successful career are there because privilege outside their control (e.g. a parent able to give a loan, pay for school, house them).
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Brandon Flanery @flanbran.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Honestly had more fun at this concert than I was expecting
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Brandon Flanery @flanbran.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Thank you! I signed another one ages ago. Maybe this one? Signed again, just to be safe.
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Brandon Flanery @flanbran.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
That third season was honestly so good. It’s true: the first season was a bit rough. They then lost Mat. But truly they found their stride in season three, and I’m so sad about it.
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Brandon Flanery @flanbran.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
My boyfriend and I, because we’re nerds, literally did this last month. 💀
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Brandon Flanery @flanbran.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Will be at DragonCon next month! So excited!
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Brandon Flanery @flanbran.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I’m living for everyone’s disgust in the second picture. 😂
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Brandon Flanery @flanbran.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
The real ones will know: youtu.be/lo2YPNhqLoA?...
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Brandon Flanery @flanbran.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Living for this centrist getting DRAGGED in the comments. 🥰 It’s gonna be a good day.
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Brandon Flanery @flanbran.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
If only he died as quickly as Gerhard.
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Brandon Flanery @flanbran.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
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Amanda Bynes: My Favorite's Gouda! (She's the Man)
Alt: Amanda Bynes: My Favorite's Gouda! (She's the Man)
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Brandon Flanery @flanbran.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
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Hocus Pocus: Bette Midler Sings 'I Put A Spell On You'
Alt: Hocus Pocus: Bette Midler Sings 'I Put A Spell On You'
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Brandon Flanery @flanbran.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Spent the weekend in one of my most favorite places.
Happy boy in the mountains
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Brandon Flanery @flanbran.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Those thighs though 😮‍💨 great work
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Brandon Flanery @flanbran.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Great work on that booty 🍑💦
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Brandon Flanery @flanbran.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I loved every second of it
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Brandon Flanery @flanbran.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Wasn’t this legislation sponsored and drafted by the founders of Chik-fil-A?
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it’s ya boytober Nixo 🌈🎃 @nixostorme.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Death Crane Game meme with death saying “IS TRUMP EVEN IN THIS- OH FUCK YEAH, IT'S LINDSEY GRAHAM!”
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Brandon Flanery @flanbran.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Proposed to the boyfriend this weekend, and he’s so thrilled that he has me by the throat.
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Brandon Flanery @flanbran.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Hopefully you weren’t going for abandonment issues. 😘🫠
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Brandon Flanery @flanbran.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Hi, gay! Happy pride month! Want to give money to a gay to feel like a good person? Do I have the deal for you! Order my gay book from your local bookstore—Stumbling: A Sassy Memoir About Coming Out of Evangelicalism. It’s gay! And scored 4.5 on Good Reads! www.lakedrivebooks.com/books/stumbl...
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Brandon Flanery @flanbran.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
This is a great explanation. It felt very full of potential, then petered out and didn’t deliver.
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Brandon Flanery @flanbran.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
I hated every second of each scene with that character.
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Brandon Flanery @flanbran.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Bloomfs, I need opinions and thoughts on this movie. Thank you for your service.
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Brandon Flanery @flanbran.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Some of y’all this weekend. 👀
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Brandon Flanery @flanbran.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
The alt text is perfect. No notes.
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Danielle Welch for Congress (NY-03) @votewelch.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
When Congress says they can't afford to help you, they are lying. Budgets are moral documents. Improving life for people in the US is simply not a priority for our current government. I want to fix that. Election day is 2 weeks away. Please consider donating to my campaign: votewelch.com
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Brandon Flanery @flanbran.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Husband, why do you hate your husband?
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Brandon Flanery @flanbran.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
What also stands out for me is the window. It seems highlighted, with curtains pulled back, meaning the residents could see it all and did nothing.
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Brandon Flanery @flanbran.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
I was there last weekend, and it was wild. National guard all over china town.
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Brandon Flanery @flanbran.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
In later news, we’re doing the exact same thing we’ve done as a party for three decades. 🙄
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Brandon Flanery @flanbran.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
I mean… him sucking aside, Queer Eye telling Karamo to drive the truck when they planned a white cop to pull him over was pretty fucked up. That’s taking advantage of racial trauma for views, and that’s disgusting. It’s the same BS they did with Bobby and making him work on a church.
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Brandon Flanery @flanbran.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
When two bottoms love each other
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Brandon Flanery @flanbran.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
God. He was such a part of my gay awakening.
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