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FlamingSackOfPizza @flamingsackofpizza.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

hot take: we need more weirdo artists making weird creative shit, that's what gives this world its color

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Rose Schmits @roseschmits.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Oh my god this is the best thing ever

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FlamingSackOfPizza @flamingsackofpizza.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

WE ARE RIDERS, ON A MISSION PLASTIC TOYS IN MINT CONDITION

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FlamingSackOfPizza @flamingsackofpizza.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

glass bottom boats, you make the rockin' world go rooound~~

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FlamingSackOfPizza @flamingsackofpizza.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

the new muppet is a Jabert who says "GET me a BUR-ger"

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FlamingSackOfPizza @flamingsackofpizza.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

are you fucking shitting me, i thought i turned this shit off

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FlamingSackOfPizza @flamingsackofpizza.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

haha, you kids! good luck with your metroid vore tonight, and remember, haaaaave fun with it!

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FlamingSackOfPizza @flamingsackofpizza.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

and we're makin' obscure vinesauce jokes... On Layba Day

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FlamingSackOfPizza @flamingsackofpizza.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

genuine question: why do we even bother engaging with the video game industry anymore? all i ever hear about are shitty games made by shitty companies who beat their workers into the ground only to lay them all off upon release, why should i expect anything else at this point

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FlamingSackOfPizza @flamingsackofpizza.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

(a Far Side comic of a funeral for a rock-and-roll priest, another priest is giving a eulogy) "His taste in music may have been unorthodox, but there's no denying that Cardinal Loew was the finest vicar to ever play the blues."

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FlamingSackOfPizza @flamingsackofpizza.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

i can't remember which Park Bench video had Tom Scott saying "Send The Damn Email," but that quote pops into my head whenever i'm staring at a Damn Email that needs to be Sent and it's definitely made it that much easier

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FlamingSackOfPizza @flamingsackofpizza.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

if i were a dj i would 100% try to sneak the limewire bill clinton speech into my set

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FlamingSackOfPizza @flamingsackofpizza.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

breaking news: the grim reaper has been fired, we wish him the best in his future endeavors

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M. Belanger @sethanikeem.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

“How will we ever replace them?” FUND. THE. ARTS.

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FlamingSackOfPizza @flamingsackofpizza.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

i've been out of school for at least a decade now, yet it's always this time of year when my brain just instinctively goes "oh no, summer's almost over, It's Time To Sad" and i have to remind myself that i'm in my 30's

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FlamingSackOfPizza @flamingsackofpizza.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

liminal spaces be like "wouldn't it be weird if there was just an empty rundown tunnel that went on forever and led nowhere and every so often you'd see something really fucked up?" brother, what you're describing is a subway system

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FlamingSackOfPizza @flamingsackofpizza.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

if i had a dollar for every time i've heard vincent price's thriller laugh sampled somewhere, i'd have more money than vincent's estate makes on royalties

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FlamingSackOfPizza @flamingsackofpizza.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

playing a game called "is this streamer actually incomprehensible or do they just happen to stream at a time of day when i'm more likely to already be overstimulated"

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FlamingSackOfPizza @flamingsackofpizza.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

if i could bring back one thing from the 90s, it'd have to be the ability to get paid for creative work. i look at the old sesame street animation scene, at gerry laybourne running nickelodeon by hiring artists and letting them do their thing, and i'm over here in 2026 like "man we can't have shit"

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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

Now is the time to make your thing. Stop motion with LEGO, webcomic, walking sim game, weird Halloween costume, backyard water feature, container garden. This is your sign. Make your thing. Stop waiting. Do it.

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FlamingSackOfPizza @flamingsackofpizza.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

genuinely there has to be a revolution on the way or something, idk if i've ever seen This Many People This Unanimously Fucking Angry (and rightfully so)

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FlamingSackOfPizza @flamingsackofpizza.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

i don't tend to do current-year bingo cards since shit's already unpredictable as fuck, but i can safely say that "carousel of progress starring bryan cranston" would not have remotely crossed my mind as words that could be put together

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FlamingSackOfPizza @flamingsackofpizza.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

people absolutely hate it when you call kingdom hearts complicated, but you have to understand, my brain is smooth

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FlamingSackOfPizza @flamingsackofpizza.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

after all these years, the polycule is still going strong

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FlamingSackOfPizza @flamingsackofpizza.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

hot take: whimsy is an act of rebellion against a world that actively tries to make you miserable

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FlamingSackOfPizza @flamingsackofpizza.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

any action figure nerds out there who can help ID this custom figure's head? the body is a Remco "Rocky III" figure from 1983 but i can't seem to figure out where the head came from (latest possible year is 1995, i've checked a bunch of sports figures but none of them have the same sneering face)

a screenshot from an early iteration of Nickelodeon's "Action League Now" as seen in the unaired 1995 "Kablam" pilot episode; this nude action figure with a swapped head was later rebuilt from the ground up as "The Flesh"

a different shot of the same head. (insert obligatory "me when i nut" joke here, but also don't)

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DaThings Quotes @dathingsquotes.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

Whoops! You have to put

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FlamingSackOfPizza @flamingsackofpizza.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

a carnival ride themed after a batman deathtrap would go so fucking hard tbh? like you're spinning around on one of those gravitron rides and the villain is taunting you with one-liners and they turn on a fog machine as "knockout gas"

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FlamingSackOfPizza @flamingsackofpizza.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

the more i watch Gaming in the Clinton Years the more convinced i am that George Wood must've been a teacher at a school that had both a public access station and a video game club. at this point that's the only explanation that makes sense

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FlamingSackOfPizza @flamingsackofpizza.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

let's play a game called "is tumblr entirely incomprehensible or am i just overstimulated" (the answer, for those playing at home, is Yes)

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FlamingSackOfPizza @flamingsackofpizza.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

(don't mind me, just testing if image uploading works for the umpteenth time)

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FlamingSackOfPizza @flamingsackofpizza.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

bursting into a tech company boardroom like "guys guys i've got it, why don't we outsource our coding to the literal shit coming out of our asses"

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FlamingSackOfPizza @flamingsackofpizza.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

when you don't understand a tumblr post but you know they're gonna drag your ass in the comments for asking

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AJ Jefferies @moonjam.com · 21/07/2026

Hey, that's a nice [THING YOU DO FOR PERSONAL PLEASURE], be a real shame if somebody were to [CONVINCE YOU TO MONETIZE IT, TRANSFORMING YOUR RELATIONSHIP INTO AN OBLIGATION AND ROBBING YOU OF JOY]

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FlamingSackOfPizza @flamingsackofpizza.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

modern websites be like "we noticed you logged in from an unrecognized device. please enter the security code that we buried in the bushes outside your estranged ex-wife's house. if you press Cancel we will nuke your house from orbit"

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FlamingSackOfPizza @flamingsackofpizza.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

old dubbed monster movies be like "this monster came from space, and as we all know, the opposite of space is the ocean. thus, we can come to only one conclusion: this monster is allergic to water. we must kill the monster by luring it out into the rain, thus rendering it harmless"

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FlamingSackOfPizza @flamingsackofpizza.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

metal gear solid is the kind of game that will name itself "snake eater" and you assume there's some kind of deeper contextual meaning to the name, and there probably is, but also your character literally takes a bite out of a snake

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FlamingSackOfPizza @flamingsackofpizza.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

me when my mom forces me to eat nothing but sauerkraut for 26 and a half years

werewolf ripping off shirt, "I HATE SAUERKRAUT"

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FlamingSackOfPizza @flamingsackofpizza.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

shoutout to that one guy, 25-or-so years ago, at a state fair in CT (or maybe the Big E? idk) who i saw wearing a shirt that said "mythbusters" on the back. were they on the crew? did some unrelated company just print "mythbusters" on a shirt as an inside joke? it's been too long to know for sure

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