Sign in

flamewakephoenix.bsky.social

@flamewakephoenix.bsky.social
114 followers 196 following 1.1K posts
PostsRepliesMedia
flamewakephoenix.bsky.social @flamewakephoenix.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
For some reason, I never figured Mothra as the top, but like-
110
flamewakephoenix.bsky.social @flamewakephoenix.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Things that are no longer safe in Washington DC:
131
flamewakephoenix.bsky.social @flamewakephoenix.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
010
flamewakephoenix.bsky.social @flamewakephoenix.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Providing a Mysterious Creature to help Tunnel Tipster grow up big and strong!
000
flamewakephoenix.bsky.social @flamewakephoenix.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
070
flamewakephoenix.bsky.social @flamewakephoenix.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
2220
flamewakephoenix.bsky.social @flamewakephoenix.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
It's just a little pushed, but like, if you're playing 3 color tempo delirium, I feel like it's pretty kosher. Weird spot- making it remotely good enough to mash up my three favorite strats (delirium, butts, tempo) makes it pretty nasty in limited/standard, but barely able to hang in Pioneer/EDH
000
flamewakephoenix.bsky.social @flamewakephoenix.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
000
flamewakephoenix.bsky.social @flamewakephoenix.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
#trump #releasetheepsteinfiles #epsteinfiles #trumpblewbubba I'm not normally one for such crass jokes, but when you can throw their golden god's own campaign merch back at them, well...
Donald Trump saying "In the words of the late great Monica Lewinsky, Bill Clinton left a bad taste in my mouth"
020
flamewakephoenix.bsky.social @flamewakephoenix.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
Idk, seems like Rock comes out ahead in this exchange.
Two frames- a hipster looking man doing a Nazi salute, and then getting his chin crumpled by a haymaker punch from out of frame
010
flamewakephoenix.bsky.social @flamewakephoenix.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
Jimmy Olsen has always been a furry, though.
Jimmy Olsen as Turtle Boy, standing atop a ship that he now dwarfs, saying "I can only make sounds like a turtle!" while saying aloud CRRGG repeatedly, which is apparently "turtle noises".
000
flamewakephoenix.bsky.social @flamewakephoenix.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
My new signature #EDH play is going to be playing Hidden Ancients turn 2, then looking around the table and asking if anybody is going to play a Rhystic Study or Smothering Tithe. Then, if they do, my orchard will just spend the rest of the game stomping the piss out of them.
110
flamewakephoenix.bsky.social @flamewakephoenix.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
Has anybody else seen the Magic card Vampirism? Because it may be peak horny fantasy nonsense. "I've started farming angry goth chicks. Yeah, of course they're free range." #mtg #nsfw #nsfw-ish?
A Magic the Gathering card with as many naked vampire chicks as you can cram into a cave, including the ceiling real estate
010
flamewakephoenix.bsky.social @flamewakephoenix.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
Y'know, I have a solution to your problem:
110
flamewakephoenix.bsky.social @flamewakephoenix.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
If you tell the patient to visualize things as an excercise, you can get him roleplaying.
1360
flamewakephoenix.bsky.social @flamewakephoenix.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
🤔🤔🤔
030
flamewakephoenix.bsky.social @flamewakephoenix.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
Pictured, Mr Potatohead engaged in the classic Trump Donor passtime
000
flamewakephoenix.bsky.social @flamewakephoenix.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
@bogleech.bsky.social , is this you?
A flamboyantly dressed man with a large eyeball for a head, acting as an announcer
010
flamewakephoenix.bsky.social @flamewakephoenix.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
200
flamewakephoenix.bsky.social @flamewakephoenix.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
I don't know if I should be annoyed this guy is taking so long on his plays, or applaud his commitment to the bit.
010
flamewakephoenix.bsky.social @flamewakephoenix.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Well, good news and bad news... We have had one getting a lot of press lately...
020
flamewakephoenix.bsky.social @flamewakephoenix.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
021
flamewakephoenix.bsky.social @flamewakephoenix.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
It's more efficient and stylish to use Patrician's Scorn or Reverent Silence. Less reversability, but if you're styling on them, I think it's worth it ;)
000
flamewakephoenix.bsky.social @flamewakephoenix.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
000
flamewakephoenix.bsky.social @flamewakephoenix.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
010
flamewakephoenix.bsky.social @flamewakephoenix.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
000
flamewakephoenix.bsky.social @flamewakephoenix.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
I force Toughness matters whereever I can Invoke Despair is just miserable, because it just becomes a lazy instant win button against tempo/midrange Flamewake phoenix is my vibes Love Temur Runemark's energy and oomph
010
flamewakephoenix.bsky.social @flamewakephoenix.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Good ol' Wormadam (Trash), tho Chinchou, Slither Wing, Mawile, and Oricorio are all close seconds
000
flamewakephoenix.bsky.social @flamewakephoenix.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
I refuse to join Blue Sky. I don't want to be part of a Necco chamber.
030