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H.Q.S.

@flamebro.bsky.social
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Hey, look, it's an alt now! Just woke-ing about. I game a lot. I joke a lot. I talk about sex a bit. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ He/They. 18+ only.

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H.Q.S. @flamebro.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
You know that super impactful moment in a movie when one of the characters finally says the title?
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H.Q.S. @flamebro.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Tony seducing Maria right after he kills Bernardo:
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H.Q.S. @flamebro.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
The Daleks were right.
Headline reads: "Doctor Who Traded Drug Prescriptions For Porn And Sex With Patients"
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H.Q.S. @flamebro.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
"I brought "...for you a your flower..." grave."
Amidst other products, in the middle of LIDL, a painted, 1ft-tall clay statue of a smiling, bipedal rabbit stands in a white collared shirt and yellow pinafore dress. The rabbit is holding an orange and white flower.A close-up of the rabbit's face reveals that the rabbit is f***in' cursed.
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H.Q.S. @flamebro.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
I'm now the heaviest I've ever been, and I think I might be realising why I'm sleeping badly, struggling with stairs, sweating more, feeling less fit, and looking infinitely sexier.
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H.Q.S. @flamebro.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
I need to talk to someone about this.
Actor TC Carson.Jeff Goldblum
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H.Q.S. @flamebro.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
"Welcome to my TED Talk..."
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H.Q.S. @flamebro.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
That Autoglass jingle's pure wrecked my brain, by the way.
Boxes on a shop shelf of a product called "Nicotine Replace".
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H.Q.S. @flamebro.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
Drop an old person you're going to turn into in the future. Let's face facts:
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H.Q.S. @flamebro.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
I straight-up can't deal with this plot. Not-Hopper and not-Joyce find the boys getting fucked by tentacles in a tent in the Upside Down (but they spend ep 2 using the lights to find/save them...?), and not-Hop sees this sad tentacle waggling about and decides: aye, let's hang around and bone.
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H.Q.S. @flamebro.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
UPDATE: I've now watched the trailers for 1 & 2, and (though they use the actors' names) they're all supposed to be someone specific, except Scoopsy there, who's described as not-Hopper's stepson. Much smaller mystery: the 25% rating on part 1's trailer. But then the wiggling tentacles come out.
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H.Q.S. @flamebro.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
Goddammit, even the gay porn version won't let Hopper and Joyce be together without the kids getting in the way. And I'm so confused about who the one in the Scoops Ahoy uniform's meant to be. #strangerthings
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H.Q.S. @flamebro.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
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H.Q.S. @flamebro.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
Job 1 herding small humans: done. Now to go teach some big humans to dance!
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H.Q.S. @flamebro.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
A day off?! 😁 What should I do with it?
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H.Q.S. @flamebro.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
So unrealistic. Who carries coins anymore?
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H.Q.S. @flamebro.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
Me after Me remembering a bad shift the Muppets exist
A bear (me) looks down at the camera in the street. He is weary in a way one can only be in the moments one isn't thinking about the Muppets.The same bear (me) has a huge smile on, the kind one can only have in the warmth of remembering the Muppets exist.
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H.Q.S. @flamebro.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
When I did my Law degree in '20-'22, the course was just about managing to keep up with topical queries, like prorogation, Brexit, COVID etc., with some foreboding, but an overarching hope. I can't imagine what courses are filled with now we see intl and dom law/ethics being consistently pissed on.
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H.Q.S. @flamebro.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
You've both convinced me.
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H.Q.S. @flamebro.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
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H.Q.S. @flamebro.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
My back hasn't been the same since. @thevikinggamer.bsky.social
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H.Q.S. @flamebro.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
Has my belly gotten too big since then?
A bear (me) stands taking a selfie in the mirror. He is topless, and the focus of the photo is on his hairy torso, which is visibly and undoubtedly 'overweight'. His hairy armpit is also exposed. Biting nervously on his thumb, he looks unsure of something.A bear cub (past me) stands taking a full-length mirror selfie. He is side-on, showing off a newly trim-ish body he worked hard on. He has blue River Island trunks on, and a backwards, red baseball cap. He is otherwise without clothes, one arm behind his back. He looks very sure of himself, his clean-shaven face smiling at the otherwise hairy view of himself in his phone camera.
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H.Q.S. @flamebro.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
Felt thicc, might delete 🐻
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H.Q.S. @flamebro.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
Did Trump add that tag on the right?
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H.Q.S. @flamebro.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
But also, here's my fat cock. #fcf
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H.Q.S. @flamebro.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
I need to stop smiling like this in photos.
A bear (me) takes a selfie in his bathroom. We can see he is wearing a plain, black t-shirt. His short hair is brown with flecks of grey, as is his short beard. He is smiling with his teeth on show, which doesn't happen often anymore.
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H.Q.S. @flamebro.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
The "please cum back" is a little needy, I'm not gonna lie.
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H.Q.S. @flamebro.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
That's your solution to everything — shirtless and in booty shorts. It's not gonna happen!
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H.Q.S. @flamebro.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
I genuinely don't think this is possible.
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H.Q.S. @flamebro.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
Though it normally looks more like this, tbf. 😅
A bear (me) has fallen asleep sitting up on the couch in a photo taken from the side by one of his boyfriends. He has a green pullover hoodie on, with the hood up over his eyes like a visor, which has stayed there even with his head lolling back on the light brown couch cushion. Only the lower half of his face can be seen, his bearded mouth lying wide open while he almost definitely snores. In the background are many geeky things they keep in the living room.
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H.Q.S. @flamebro.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
Teddy bears get tired, too. 😴
A bear (me) lies back on his couch, topless. He looks at the camera, smiling tiredly, his brown hair, beard and chest hair visible. It's around 5am, the lamp lighting is low, and shadows are cast across his face and body.
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H.Q.S. @flamebro.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
...Wait, what? 😅
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H.Q.S. @flamebro.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
🚑
A gay bottom is lying on his front, pulling his underwear aside with one hand to allow access for his top, who is just in frame, approaching. Over the top is the word "Disaster", while next to the bottom are the words "Propping yourself up in bed on one elbow over the age of 30", implying that to do the latter invites the former to fuck you.
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H.Q.S. @flamebro.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
Hair: cut. Teaching: done. Me: sweatsome.
A bear (me) smiles crookedly at the camera as he takes a selfie indoors. His dark brown hair is freshly cut (short on top, faded at the sides), and his beard (dark brown with flecks of light brown, ginger and grey) is getting bushy. His sweaty, hairy chest can be seen, nipples just covered by the straps of his sweat-soaked biketard that is so small on his big body now, the neckline is down past his tits. He has a blue, black and white straight-beaded necklace on. You can see the bush of armpit hair under the arm holding the camera. He assures you it did not smell good.
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H.Q.S. @flamebro.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
Listen, I'm not thrilled that he's breaking into my house to do that, but at least it looks like he's leaving cash. 🤷🏻‍♂️
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H.Q.S. @flamebro.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
👻😈
A bear (me) is dressed as Scream franchise villain, Ghostface, but without much on. Other than the mask, he wears black gloves, the iconic sleeves of the Ghostface robe (but without the rest of the robe), and a black jock strap with scraps of fabric in keeping with the aesthetic of the sleeves. He is holding a certain black toy aloft like he may cause some trouble with it. His hairy chest, belly and thighs are on show, but with shadows cast across them.
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H.Q.S. @flamebro.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
When your buddy has to give you CPR.
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H.Q.S. @flamebro.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
Finally binged season 2 and, honestly, I've never been more attracted to anyone.
Gwendoline Christie as Larissa Weems in 'Wednesday'.
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H.Q.S. @flamebro.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
The way producing and designing Little Shop has consumed my life for the entire summer, and it's so nearly time for it to happen. A fortnight to pull it all together? Sure I can! 😅
A bear (me) is wearing a ghillie suit.A mysterious venus-fly-trap-like paper mache structure hangs over a tarp, dripping PVA glue from the tips of its 'teeth'.A mysterious mechanism (incomplete) pokes up out of a fake plant pot. Key art for the show, in which long, partially-intertwined branches of forest green and blood red leaves sit against a green background. The faint shadows of tentacle-like vines can be seen overlaid.

The logo for Green Door Theatre (modified to include vines, ivy, and a little Audrey 2 in the 'door' of the logo) sits in the top left corner. Text on the image includes:

LITTLE SHOP OF HORRORS
5-8 Nov
The Boardwalk, Merchant City

The ticket link is also included, and reads:

buytickets.at/greendoortheatre
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H.Q.S. @flamebro.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
Solid and topical priorities, my dude. 😅
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H.Q.S. @flamebro.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
It's a stay-at-home-and-dream-of-a-haircut kind of storm.
A bear (me) takes a selfie in a mirrored wardrobe door. He sits on a bed, his bare feet on the floor. He is naked, save for a pair of tight black briefs. His chest, belly, arms and legs are visibly hairy. His short brown beard surrounds his smile, despite a full (and fluffy) head of hair bothering him.
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H.Q.S. @flamebro.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
Absolutely no one listening to Taylor's new album:
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H.Q.S. @flamebro.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
Guys, I don't know where the batteries go, but this animatronic bear needs a new one 🧸🪫😮‍💨
A bear (me) looks sleepy in a selfie from his chest up. He is lying on a bed in a black vest and plain white baseball cap, his brown hair and chest hair visible around the clothes. His hairy armpit exposed to the camera, while the arm furthest away is resting above his head. He has a short beard and fairly bushy eyebrows, furrowed over his sleepy blue eyes.
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H.Q.S. @flamebro.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
Sliding into October pussy-first like
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H.Q.S. @flamebro.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
I gave my first ever blowjob at 14 to an 18-year old uni rugby player (with the same first name as me) at a screening of Moulin Rouge on the top floor of Europe's tallest cinema, then wrote an unhinged 6-page diary entry about it. 24 years later, that cinema's closing down. 🎼 Sunriiiise, sunset...
A photo, taken from street level, of the tallest cinema in Europe: Cineworld's Renfrew Street location in Glasgow, formerly branded UGC.
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H.Q.S. @flamebro.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
🎼 Darling, that's two grAaAnd...
A large bus stop poster for McDonald's recurring Monopoly-themed promotional event, specifically centring the words "WIN A £2000 JET2HOLIDAY". 

Additional context: The poster is presumably capitalising on the popular 2025 meme, which uses a short audio clip from a Jet2 advert. The clip begins with the lyric "Darling, hold my hand" from the chorus of Jess Glynn song 'Hold My Hand', before launching into a voice over claiming that "Nothing beats a Jet2Holiday" etc.
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H.Q.S. @flamebro.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
Summer disappeared on me pretty fast 😅💦
A bear (me) takes a selfie as he walks through the street, his hair soaking wet with rain. He wears a short-sleeved shirt, buttoned up to the chest (where it is slightly too small), his chest hair visible. It has Care Bears on the sleeves and lower part of the torso, but otherwise, it is white, and is wet enough that the white vest he wears underneath can be seen. The vest is a bit too small, and barely covers his tiddies. Even through these two layers, his nipples are visibly hard from the cold. The black straps of his backpack can be seen, as well as a building and wet plants behind him. He looks as though the cold and wet has caught him by surprise. But he's Scottish, so what was he thinking?
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H.Q.S. @flamebro.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
I'll never forget the best of times.
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H.Q.S. @flamebro.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
"Oh no, this cum is ruining our cereal!" "You mean this cereal is ruining our cum."
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H.Q.S. @flamebro.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
Dude, you know that cereal's dry as hell.
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