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Content creator in my head, but not quite there in reality. Bendy, neurodivergent immigrant weirdo with more story ideas than actual words written. I get het up about stuff. They/them 🇮🇹🇪🇺🇬🇧🦓🏳️‍🌈 #AutiHD

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FlailTV @flailtv.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
These days, choosing a food delivery app is a lot like choosing which left-wing party to vote for. Which one am I least fucked off with this week because they've betrayed me the least, or the longest ago? 😭
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FlailTV @flailtv.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
I can't say I'm super thrilled about all the US Air Force planes I can see flying over London. Why are we letting them use us again? 🙄
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FlailTV @flailtv.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
"Listen, we've got brown people to kill and immigrants to scapegoat and you're worried about you?“ - The President of the United States, everybody.
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FlailTV @flailtv.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Truer words.
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FlailTV @flailtv.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Dumbass advert on a mobile game trying to be clever: You're probably looking for the skip button right now. Me: Yup! Found it! *Skip* Does anyone actually not?
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FlailTV @flailtv.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
See, per their usual tricks, they need the left to be at once weak & strong. Evil & dangerous, but easily defeated by the Big Smart Right. So they must preemptively foil the Definitely Upcoming Attempted Fraud whilst also intimating that previous attempts were *ofc* wildly ineffective bc enemy=weak.
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FlailTV @flailtv.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
What absolute moral bankruptcy. *Laughing* at the idea of acknowledging and apologising for what those women were put through. Pam Bondi is a soulless hack who traded her integrity for power, just like the rest of this utter joke of an administration.
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KittyKatGirl😻🙏💞🐞 @mary1kathy.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
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This Is How Trump Prepares America to Reject an Election
He’s already telling his supporters the system is rigged, floating unconstitutional ideas, and priming them for chaos if Republicans lose.
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FlailTV @flailtv.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
"Hello Poors, if you could just do *even more work for nothing*, that would be grand. Yeah, just start earlier & stop later. Thanks. What? Raising taxes on top earners like myself would generate more money without hurting people who are already worked to the bone for peanuts? Piffle! Back to work!"
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FlailTV @flailtv.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
No YOU'RE ugly crying because you got hit with a Reading Rainbow meme whilst doom scrolling. It's you. YOU did that.
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FlailTV @flailtv.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
I gave what I could, though it wasn't much in the grand scheme. Every bit counts, though. Better for many to give a little than for the bulk to come from just a few, and create an obligation to meet the demands of big money donors. Please give and/or share as you are able. gofund.me/10643cb38
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Donate to Help with set up costs for Third Sector Against Transphobia, organized by Kevin Taylor
Hello everyone. My name is Kevin and I founded Third Sector A… Kevin Taylor needs your support for Help with set up costs for Third Sector Against Transphobia
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Del Wasso @banksyfella.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
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FlailTV @flailtv.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
Things I can't do with my hands without considerable pain #127: colouring in a colouring book with coloured pencils. 😭🥳
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FlailTV @flailtv.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
This is the answer. I'm not always best at it but I'm a *lot* better than I used to be. Do not engage with the shit-stirring troublemakers. They're here to disrupt and waste your time. The more attention you give them, the more people they reach. Let them and their toxic ideas rot in silence.
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FlailTV @flailtv.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
I've been saying he's the USA's Id for years, but this works too.
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FlailTV @flailtv.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
I just heard my partner say 'fuck your ice breakers' to some game. So I shouted 'Yeah!' because I am very supportive. Also fuck ice breakers.
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FlailTV @flailtv.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Christmas cheer Christmas cheer Christmas cheer Christmas cheer Christmas cheer Christmas cheer Christmas cheer Christmas cheer Christmas cheer Christmas cheer Christmas cheer Christmas cheer Christmas cheer Christmas cheer Christmas cheer Christmas cheer Is this... manifesting?
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FlailTV @flailtv.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Absolutely this. Even in Guy's Cancer centre where people are obviously immunocompromised, especially on the chemo floor, no one is masking anymore. It's really... upsetting.
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FlailTV @flailtv.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
I'm actually weaning myself off calling it googling. Google is just a useless algorithm-driven sales platform now.
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FlailTV @flailtv.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
Am currently sat next to Partner Unit, being handed small pieces of bread like he's feeding the ducks. I am embarrassingly soothed by this.
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FlailTV @flailtv.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
What's funny is that this almost sounds like it would be beneficial to chronic illness patients. 'They're finally going to try helping us instead of hating us for not getting better?' Alas, I am under no illusions that these morally bankrupt, empty-souled monsters actually want to help anyone.
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FlailTV @flailtv.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
Well, now so do I. We just refuse to learn. Anything. Ever.
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FlailTV @flailtv.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
I seem to have lost access to the cheerful side of Bluesky. Or is everything just so fucking dark that there is no cheerful side left?
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FlailTV @flailtv.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
This this this. Everything we lose, we lose because we aren't paying attention to the small encroachments, the small things being taken. These things don't happen overnight in one fell swoop. We're the frogs in the pot, with half of us denying the water is getting warmer.
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FlailTV @flailtv.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
Minor thing I'm utterly livid about today: I can't find anywhere to watch eps of the Buzzcocks reboot. I looked into NowTV but there are adverts even if you pay? And then they wonder why pirating is a thing. It's because you fuck us at every turn, assholes. Anyway, like...dm me streaming sites.
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FlailTV @flailtv.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
I am currently in the process of perishing unto ded of a Horrid Evil Cold. Send help. And tea. And juice. AND SOUP. And a new nose. This one's busted. Oh god.
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FlailTV @flailtv.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
I used bookmarks in my Choose Your Own Adventure books.
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FlailTV @flailtv.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
This isn't even a slight exaggeration. Google is utterly unfit for purpose. (Or rather, for it's stated purpose. We all know that it isn't*actually* trying to be helpful to the searcher anymore.)
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FlailTV @flailtv.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
i cri evrytiem
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FlailTV @flailtv.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
We also need to let go of ideological purity and perfect solutions, and stop putting our feelings of righteousness before the small improvements we could be making to people's lives. It's not meaningless just because it doesn't happen all at once. Steps in the right direction matter.
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FlailTV @flailtv.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
I don't know how many more times this needs to be said, or by whom, but: If you can't run your business without exploiting people, you can't run your business. It's not viable. Stop.
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FlailTV @flailtv.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
This is what happens in societies where 'don't tattle' is beaten into our children (sometimes literally) from the get. Reactions/retaliations/responses in-kind continue to be given more weight and censure than the initial wrongdoing. From your kindergarten class to the Oval freaking Office.
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FlailTV @flailtv.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
Finally some good news somewhere. My emotional wherewithal is total chaos right now, but the bit of it currently under my control is so happy and hopeful for Syria right now.
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FlailTV @flailtv.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
Oh my god, I have been singing the theme song to the tv show for weeks for no discernible reason. My earworms are psychic. I need this.
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FlailTV @flailtv.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
Me: I can't unsee the shrinking Meryl Streeps. Partner: Well, you will eventually. So basically, put us on the telly.
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FlailTV @flailtv.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
Apropos of my previous post, Jon Snow is a goddamn national treasure.
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FlailTV @flailtv.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
Lean into comedy. Laughter is what's keeping me from losing my mind right now, and it might help you, too. I'm watching British panel shows, but whatever makes you cackle is correct.
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FlailTV @flailtv.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
'Tis the season for the usual reminder.
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FlailTV @flailtv.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
So I might have to take this back, because I think my new laptop is janky and might need to be returned. 😭😭😭
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FlailTV @flailtv.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
Frantically installing *any game that sounds safe* from my vast unplayed Steam/Epic libraries just so I have options for keeping the ever-encroaching existential dread at bay *just long enough* to muster up the energy to do something more productive.
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FlailTV @flailtv.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
Dehumanising* the opposition *always* means ceding the moral high ground. No matter how much they deserve it. Or how righteous we might feel. *I don't mean criticising or even outright mocking them. Crack on. But ceasing to see them as people will always make you wrong. No matter who they are.
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FlailTV @flailtv.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
I'm seeing an alarming amount of divisive bs from not just 'those other pricks', but from 'our side'. Remember Brandolini's law: 'the amount of energy needed to refute bullshit is an order of magnitude bigger than that needed to produce it.' We need to reason, not react. Stop and think. Please.
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FlailTV @flailtv.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
The number of times I've done variations on this lately. Yesterday it was the seasoning from some peri peri chips. Right in the eyeballs.
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FlailTV @flailtv.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
It's a film that takes place during Christmas, but is not *about* Christmas. Hence, not a Christmas film. Christmas films are *about* Christmas.
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FlailTV @flailtv.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Except when it's Neil Gaiman. I *only* want to hear Neil Gaiman narrating Neil Gaiman books.
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FlailTV @flailtv.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
It's going to take a lot of ongoing effort, but this is what will keep us going.
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FlailTV @flailtv.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
This is such a hard lesson to learn, and such an easy lesson to unlearn. I know I've had to learn it several times already, and will probably have to do so a few more times, at least.
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FlailTV @flailtv.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
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FlailTV @flailtv.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Yeah
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