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Frederic Heath-Renn

@flahr.bsky.social
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Bad jokes & bad opinions about music & gaming. Consider muting #TOTP. He/him.

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Frederic Heath-Renn @flahr.bsky.social · 1h
Horse with four pairs of balls under belly (11) [down clue]
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Frederic Heath-Renn @flahr.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Intensely relatable.
In the end, he was found by the tiresome Queen Christina of SwedenShe made him get up early,and as a result he caught a cold and died. (Kenneth looks rightfully crestfallen as he relates this news.)
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Frederic Heath-Renn @flahr.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Civilisation on Descartes.
Kenneth Clark is sitting down on the edge of a bed (from context, possibly Descartes'). The subtitles read: Some friends called on him at 11am, and found him in bed.They said "What are you doing?"He replied "Thinking".They were furious.
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Frederic Heath-Renn @flahr.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Four round, stubby humanoid creatures with umbrellas on their heads (or part of their heads?) stand in a line, two with the umbrellas open, two with them closed close to their bodies. Screenshot of Rhythm Heaven Groove's "Brolly Good Show" minigame.
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Frederic Heath-Renn @flahr.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Listening to "drop dead" again, and - apols if I've stolen this observation - I'd caution today's youth to not let Olivia Isabel Rodrigo lead them to overestimate the pulling power of being word-perfect on The Cure lyrics, because unless things have changed a lot since I was at uni it is not high.
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Frederic Heath-Renn @flahr.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
PHMO
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Frederic Heath-Renn @flahr.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Jigsaw puzzle from the charity shop was missing a lot of pieces, most notably: every single edge piece.
A jigsaw puzzle, showing a collage of photographs of Ireland. The entire edge of the puzzle is missing, as are a few blobs inside and most of the bottom left corner.
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Frederic Heath-Renn @flahr.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I think some link shortening has gone wrong somewhere - should be to greengrocergames.uk/xwrds/answer...
greengrocergames.uk
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Frederic Heath-Renn @flahr.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Don't forget "Ebony and Ivory", I'm sure that makes up for it #TOTP
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Frederic Heath-Renn @flahr.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I like the little synth trumpet after each line of the chorus #TOTP
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Frederic Heath-Renn @flahr.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I've met Chrissie Hynde (she walked into my then-company's office and asked for directions to the toilets) #TOTP
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Frederic Heath-Renn @flahr.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
If you'd told me this ("Taken for Granted") was in the current chart I'd probably believe you tbh #TOTP
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Frederic Heath-Renn @flahr.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
It's my life, I'm Giant Haystacks / Like Frankie said I'm gonna relax #TOTP
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Frederic Heath-Renn @flahr.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Max Mart-ish #TOTP
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Frederic Heath-Renn @flahr.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
"Tucker's Miracle" says Goodier, making it sound like a sequel series to Tucker's Luck #TOTP
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Frederic Heath-Renn @flahr.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Seems like Madasun made quite a splash. Splash? Madison? No? Alright then #TOTP
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Frederic Heath-Renn @flahr.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
These fakers get the money and medals and yet the actual colour red itself goes unrewarded for another year. Despicable #NobelPrize
Autobiography of Red by Anne CarsonMy Name is Red by Orhan Pamuk
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Frederic Heath-Renn @flahr.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Not If You Were The Last John Cleese On Earth #ComedianSongs
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Frederic Heath-Renn @flahr.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I was listening to The Velvet Underground while cooking, and during "Andy's Chest" my partner came in and said, not unreasonably, "this sounds like They Might Be Giants"
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Frederic Heath-Renn @flahr.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This was in fact my first thought on seeing this news too
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Frederic Heath-Renn @flahr.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It's a good bit to do this "check out their full discography!" post for a band who had exactly one other Top 40 hit.
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Frederic Heath-Renn @flahr.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I don't suppose anyone can identify this hedge maze can they? #TOTP
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Frederic Heath-Renn @flahr.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"Ooh I love this song, it's so loud" #TOTP
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Frederic Heath-Renn @flahr.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This wasn't even a Number One hit in the actual US! The only explanation for it being #1 here is, unfortunately, the simplest one: the British public have no taste #TOTP
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Frederic Heath-Renn @flahr.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Squeeze #TOTP
Brian wearing a hat from the Brian's Hat I Think You Should Leave sketch
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Frederic Heath-Renn @flahr.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This is a good album, I say, resolutely refusing to verify my memory by actually checking the tracklist
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Frederic Heath-Renn @flahr.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
For the record if I could have thought of a funny-ish couplet I would have posted it sincerely without the framing device
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Frederic Heath-Renn @flahr.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
LadBaby flying to America to take a tilt at their Xmas No. 1 with "Choosin' Breakfast"
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Frederic Heath-Renn @flahr.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
(Lefty, Lucy, Wrighty, Thai tea)
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Frederic Heath-Renn @flahr.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"enough Olivia" no such thing 😢
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Frederic Heath-Renn @flahr.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Stella LeftyLucille 'Lucy' BallIan 'Wrighty' WrightThai (iced) tea
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Frederic Heath-Renn @flahr.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I don't expect you to agree that "Man I Need", "Sailor Song" and "Too Sweet" belong here BUT I think hand on heart you might admit that "We Don't Talk About Bruno" does 🤐
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Frederic Heath-Renn @flahr.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Whole previous hour worth it for "Bound 4 Da Reload" quite frankly #TOTP
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Frederic Heath-Renn @flahr.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Astonishing to think they hadn't invented choreography yet #TOTP
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Frederic Heath-Renn @flahr.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Astonishing how many Aldi ABBAs there were at the time #TOTP
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Frederic Heath-Renn @flahr.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Her headset mic is not secure at all #TOTP
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Frederic Heath-Renn @flahr.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Her knees were wrapped in protective bandages for two weeks leading up to this #TOTP performance to ensure she didn't cry off again
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Frederic Heath-Renn @flahr.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
She doesn't want to be leaving all her money on the TV, doesn't she know what happened to Mike Skinner? #TOTP
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Frederic Heath-Renn @flahr.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Is Pikmin right-wing because it's about the ruthless dictatorial exploitation of a native population for personal gain, or is it left-wing because it's about the oppressed learning to band together and organise to achieve goals communally that they could never on their own?
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Frederic Heath-Renn @flahr.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
We've already _done_ "this was a big hit in the US so I guess we have to have it here" this year, can't we give it a rest
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Frederic Heath-Renn @flahr.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
"Great Expectation" is fine I suppose but how much of this generic Brit soul Winehouse-retread pablum do we really nee— *handed a note that "Boston" is Number One in the midweeks* God save Queen Dame Sienna 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧💂🫡💂🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🦁🦁🦁
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Frederic Heath-Renn @flahr.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I had forgotten about the LEGO sets when I first saw this, and having remembered those makes me more comfortable with this, since it makes it more "turning reality up a notch" than "haha wouldn't this be totally weird and incongruous"
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Frederic Heath-Renn @flahr.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
How you gonna act? How you gonna handle VAT? Whatcha gonna do when you claim it back? - "Case of the Exchequer"
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Frederic Heath-Renn @flahr.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
in my naivete I genuinely thought "one-handed titles" was going to be something like "what is the longest Switch game title you can type on a QWERTY keyboard using only left-hand letters?"
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Frederic Heath-Renn @flahr.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
"isn't this just being based in London rather than the USA" like I said: character growth
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Frederic Heath-Renn @flahr.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
environmentally conscious character growth #QueenLivvie
Olivia Rodrigo, "get him back!" - "And when he said something wrong, he'd just fly me to France"Olivia Rodrigo, "drop dead" - "Or taken that Eurostar to France?"
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Frederic Heath-Renn @flahr.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
For when you don't want them to see you coming.
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Frederic Heath-Renn @flahr.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The name "Alanish" is already taken for a tribute act, but you could still be "Alanis Morissesque".
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Frederic Heath-Renn @flahr.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
"Don't give up, you've got a reason to live Can't forget, one only gets what one gives"
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Frederic Heath-Renn @flahr.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I can't hear the "One likes to believe in the freedom of music" line in Rush's "The Spirit of Radio" without responding with something like "Ooh, one does, does one?".
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