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Flagrante Delicto

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Flagrante Delicto @flagranted.bsky.social · 17h
Really looking forward to U.S. Attorney General Sally Q. Yates in 2029
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Flagrante Delicto @flagranted.bsky.social · 20h
I think you misunderstood what I meant.
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Flagrante Delicto @flagranted.bsky.social · 20h
Absolute fucking sane-washing by the NYT and CNN. He literally invited them to “take out” 17 million Americans, insinuating that it would be necessary and beneficial collateral damage. if it were anybody else you would be reporting it as potentially treasonous. Shame on you fucking cowards.
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Flagrante Delicto @flagranted.bsky.social · 23h
"...and are making it great again." How long does greatification process take? It's been a fucking decade.
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Flagrante Delicto @flagranted.bsky.social · 23h
CNN's yellow-bellied headline this morning. Eh, that's not exactly what he said....
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Flagrante Delicto @flagranted.bsky.social · 23h
T R E A S O N
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Flagrante Delicto @flagranted.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
So, as the leaders of our state, what the FUCK are YOU, Schiff and Padilla going to do about it?!
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Flagrante Delicto @flagranted.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
@governor.ca.gov Now that Trump has threatened the lives of 17 million of your constituents, feels like you should seize his Rancho Palos Verdes golf course to help fortify our coastal defenses, no?
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Flagrante Delicto @flagranted.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Hey @schiff.senate.gov the president tonight invited Iran to attack 13.9 million of your constituents. WTF are YOU going to do about it?! This crosses an absolute MF'ing line. DO SOMETHING!
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Flagrante Delicto @flagranted.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I can hear the liquid sloshing through the gif.
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Flagrante Delicto @flagranted.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
A sundowning, lame-duck, pre-impeachment smash and grab. A perfect analogy.
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Flagrante Delicto @flagranted.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Of course. They have been (masterfully so) conditioned to to not care about the truth or right/wrong. All that matters is that their team wins by any means necessary. It will take decades to undo, if ever.
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Flagrante Delicto @flagranted.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Press really should follow that question up with, "which specific policy of Bidenomics is causing such pain two years on?".
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Flagrante Delicto @flagranted.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Flagrante Delicto @flagranted.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Has the best arrived yet or is it still yet to come?
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Flagrante Delicto @flagranted.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
When read in “Natalie Voice” the tweets make soooo much sense now.
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Flagrante Delicto @flagranted.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
If you know who's in them why not just tell us or release what hasn't been released? Why aren't members of Congress going into the secret Epstein Files viewing room and publicly releasing a few pages every day. Don't you all have Speech and Debate Clause immunity?
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Flagrante Delicto @flagranted.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
If I read these in Natalie Harp voice it all seems to make more sense.
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Flagrante Delicto @flagranted.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Your tract is going off. I’m just across Adams from you.
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Flagrante Delicto @flagranted.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
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Flagrante Delicto @flagranted.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
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Flagrante Delicto @flagranted.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
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Flagrante Delicto @flagranted.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Damn…they had AI back in the 1980s?
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Flagrante Delicto @flagranted.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
….on the list of worst ever Presidential approval
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Flagrante Delicto @flagranted.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Happy Father’s Day to all the fathers who didn’t fuck a porn star while their wives were home recovering from giving birth.
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Flagrante Delicto @flagranted.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
I imagine over half the players of the NBA who use the app might have a word.
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Flagrante Delicto @flagranted.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
This is what the Golden Age fucking looks like.
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Flagrante Delicto @flagranted.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Cankles working overtime today
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Flagrante Delicto @flagranted.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Cankles working overtime
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Flagrante Delicto @flagranted.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Looking great, George!
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Flagrante Delicto @flagranted.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Young Ted looks like that one guy in high school who made good grades and went to church but also knew which mobile home sold the best crank.
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Flagrante Delicto @flagranted.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Now he has all the time in the world to scour Zillow for a new home outside of California. Loser.
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Flagrante Delicto @flagranted.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
As a fellow Californian, why can’t we have lower rates too. If we had the same “per use” rates as Texas we would save even more…and REWARD us Californians who mindfully use less electricity?
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Flagrante Delicto @flagranted.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Ah yes, the superior genetics of the wing of the Right.
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Flagrante Delicto @flagranted.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Me thinks the way she extragligated your mic is assault. Should be charged.
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Flagrante Delicto @flagranted.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Are you in the room pre-show when their Republican handlers instruct them all to talk over you when you are making a point they sense is damaging? Is it just a reality of the job that you have to accept?
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Flagrante Delicto @flagranted.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Wut
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Flagrante Delicto @flagranted.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
“Outside!”
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Flagrante Delicto @flagranted.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Trump’s hand a Mar a Lago this weekend sans makeup
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Flagrante Delicto @flagranted.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Voice does not match person button ⬇️
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Flagrante Delicto @flagranted.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Forgot this image of Rudy with a young woman.
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Flagrante Delicto @flagranted.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Imagine how the right hand looks
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Flagrante Delicto @flagranted.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Are people still eating the cats?
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Flagrante Delicto @flagranted.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Putin already holds that tape
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Flagrante Delicto @flagranted.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
I have daydreams about a White House reporter, while in the Oval in one of these gaggles, growing a pair and blurting out for the world to hear how Trump is the antichrist. They would sabotage their legacy career yet became a national hero.
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Flagrante Delicto @flagranted.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Possibly the most vile piece of shit ever to walk the planet.
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Flagrante Delicto @flagranted.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Great idea!
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D. Earl Stephens @dearlstephens.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
📌If only there'd been a ballroom ...
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Flagrante Delicto @flagranted.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
48” waist, 22” inseam.
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Flagrante Delicto @flagranted.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
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