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flag @flag.realhorsepiss.com · 04/05/2026
this is my girlfriend her name is BENEFIT OF THE DOUBT we're in an open relationship and i share her with everyone
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flag @flag.realhorsepiss.com · 22/02/2026
cameras have been running on sd cards for so long, crazy to imagine how much crisper the pictures will be once we get hd cards !
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flag @flag.realhorsepiss.com · 22/02/2026
i've heard of merfolk, but norfolk ? what, do they turn into australians ? #dontgaurr
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flag @flag.realhorsepiss.com · 22/02/2026
for sale, blue polo, best buy!
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flag @flag.realhorsepiss.com · 22/02/2026
where's that guy on my feed who always reskeeted hot dog pics. if i was sitting across from him on the train right now, i'd give him a piece of my mind
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flag @flag.realhorsepiss.com · 22/02/2026
here's the current long game. going to a small grocery store. it's important that they have numbered cake candles. get one, maybe 2. chat up the cashier. it's important the employees are loyal so you'll see the same one. come back year after year, but a few in? grab 6 instead of 5. Is This Anything
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flag @flag.realhorsepiss.com · 22/02/2026
we used to peel oranges to draw and paint on the discarded skins. nature's canvas, we called it. and in hindsight? we'd pay whatever we could to get it back.
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flag @flag.realhorsepiss.com · 12/02/2025
the 2025 skincare trend that's making waves: how to get that sandblasted texture on your face (the answer may be abrasive)
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flag @flag.realhorsepiss.com · 25/10/2025
on my way to the concert feeling sanguine #yup
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flag @flag.realhorsepiss.com · 17/10/2025
i messed up by moving to a leprechaun neighborhood. if i try to shop at any of the grocers around here i have to buy the family size of everything just to get 1 serving. ostrichsized in a world of doves
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flag @flag.realhorsepiss.com · 17/10/2024
edge day ? more like hedge day ! let's see some love for the landscapers . they need it #lonelinessepidemic
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flag @flag.realhorsepiss.com · 09/09/2025
i think we should all appreciate @morkmorkmorkmork.bsky.social knowing that one day he'll pass away. let's take a moment to honor him
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flag @flag.realhorsepiss.com · 21/08/2025
whenever i'm on a flight i like to intermittently turn off airplane mode for a few seconds just to see if it stirs a little chaos. never does though.. nothing ever really does. so sick of this boring shit ass life 😮‍💨
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flag @flag.realhorsepiss.com · 21/08/2025
does anyone care about dave grohl's illegitimate child anymore
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flag @flag.realhorsepiss.com · 01/05/2025
genuinely something wrong with me
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flag @flag.realhorsepiss.com · 01/05/2025
i keep getting removed from every beach i go to after pulling out my pail that shapes the sand into the twin towers. we've not forgotten that, but free expression is distant memory.
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flag @flag.realhorsepiss.com · 01/05/2025
i think we have to go back in time and give them cans of spray paint. imagine what they could do that we can't even think of now.
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k0mprssd @bumbum.lol · 27/04/2025
#ThePortsAreOutOfShips Went to the Port of Seattle today. Nothing but cobwebs and Tumbleweeds. Dont walk, RUN to your nearest port and PLEASE start Docking and Unloading.
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flag @flag.realhorsepiss.com · 21/04/2025
weird how people's names don't really line up with what they do these days. you won't see a Carter transporting goods. or a Harper playing the harp. my nonbinary friend Contra: actually i disagree
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flag @flag.realhorsepiss.com · 21/04/2025
that feeling of old fashioned royalty when they put extra sludge on your burger. like ok wow it's a feast for me tonight! but it's missing intense homoerotic tension with my court jester. and all of a sudden i'm pulled back into reality. and it all feels smaller than it was before
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flag @flag.realhorsepiss.com · 21/04/2025
WE'RE LANDING WHERE? THE COLD ONE?
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flag @flag.realhorsepiss.com · 21/04/2025
And then it dawned on me...
The Sun rising over distant hills with a cloudy sky above
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flag @flag.realhorsepiss.com · 21/04/2025
mining helmet that has a gobo on the light so that it projects the shape of a pelican, but i have ornithophobia so i'm constantly in fight or flight but this is good because my senses are heightened with a steady flow of adrenaline follow for more tips
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flag @flag.realhorsepiss.com · 21/04/2025
I SAW WHAT COMES AFTER THIS LIFE AND IT MAKES ME AFRAID
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flag @flag.realhorsepiss.com · 21/04/2025
throw pillow? yeah, that's the plan
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flag @flag.realhorsepiss.com · 21/04/2025
i'm at the factory where they make peeps and they're all transgender. every single one
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Gila @gilagilagila.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
And then it dawned on me...
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flag @flag.realhorsepiss.com · 14/04/2025
every day there's a new machine
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flag @flag.realhorsepiss.com · 07/04/2025
just. my. luck. beer app on my phone actually managed to spill over off the screen. rather miffed
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flag @flag.realhorsepiss.com · 07/04/2025
oomf in law is burning whale oil because she has no heat 😭😭 girl the tariffs on gristol are 45% 🥀
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flag @flag.realhorsepiss.com · 07/04/2025
i feel. smoother. they're subdividing me.
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flag @flag.realhorsepiss.com · 09/01/2025
weirdest moment of my life: when i did a handstand for the first time, my muscle memory kicked in as if i had been walking on my hands this whole time. but even more strange, was that my legs could be manipulated like arms. i've never felt more authentic
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flag @flag.realhorsepiss.com · 06/04/2025
standing fan that will occasionally blow out really hot air just to keep you on your toes
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Gila @gilagilagila.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
Beauty is in the hive of the bee-holder
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flag @flag.realhorsepiss.com · 05/04/2025
the banks and i got one thing in common
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flag @flag.realhorsepiss.com · 01/04/2025
my poob subscription ran out. can literally anything go right today
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flag @flag.realhorsepiss.com · 01/04/2025
it is crucial in these trying times that we start putting hazards in the cereal boxes again. sift wheat from chaff
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flag @flag.realhorsepiss.com · 01/04/2025
call me a fat little piggy the way i can't look up right now
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flag @flag.realhorsepiss.com · 01/04/2025
that lightbulb moment when you finally get the power back on
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flag @flag.realhorsepiss.com · 01/04/2025
i'm on fedex.com looking for their customer service number because i just want someone to talk to
fedex.com
FedEx | System Down
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flag @flag.realhorsepiss.com · 01/04/2025
a lot of ethernet cables are blue because they act like an overshield to guard you from viruses. if you get a red one though it'll make your download speed faster. and if you want the green? oh, buddy
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flag @flag.realhorsepiss.com · 30/03/2025
i'm on internet-81 going 20MB above the speed limit
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flag @flag.realhorsepiss.com · 30/03/2025
i'm looking for an experimental medical procedure that would turn one of my finger nails into like a tape measure. so that i could pull it out and measure stuff. experienced surgeons hmu
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flag @flag.realhorsepiss.com · 30/03/2025
referring to the lgbtq community as 'every crook and tranny'
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flag @flag.realhorsepiss.com · 18/02/2025
guy with set of fake teeth but he could only afford the kind that can chew magnets: Hey i'm hungry do you have any magnets
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🦐shrimperer @focafurina.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
peak is back #acheswan
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byun ➡️ Anime Boston AA243 @arlecchumi.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
arlefuri😀
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flag @flag.realhorsepiss.com · 03/03/2025
red tinted glasses as my punishment, i can't take them off. they paint my whole world in red. everything feels so aggressive, it's fucking with my threat perception. i thought this 6 year old at the gumball machine wanted to square up. my fight or flight activated.. and my wings are clipped
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flag @flag.realhorsepiss.com · 03/03/2025
does anyone like woke shit anymore
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flag @flag.realhorsepiss.com · 28/02/2025
music sound so good when the speaker has the mesh grille on it because it's dividing the music into many more smaller musics. you're getting more bang for your buck, very pleasing to the ear
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