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“Fiat justitia ruat caelum” “Let justice be done, though the heavens fall.” US Secretary of Eye Rolls and Air Quotes and future ex-pat.

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Fuck Plausible Deniability @fkplausdeniability.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
His boss would like a word.
President Trump drinking through a straw, which is his stated preference.
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Fuck Plausible Deniability @fkplausdeniability.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Why did your comment make me think of red My Solo Cups?
A red plastic Solo cup with a built-in name tag that you can scratch to create a design. Someone is using their fingernail to write out the name Michael in the tag along with a doodle.
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Fuck Plausible Deniability @fkplausdeniability.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
I read Astra and Flondrix in the 4th grade because it somehow made it into the elementary school library. I was the first student to check it out. FWIW, I read it, turned it in on time, went back a week later to reserve it again but it had been checked out by another kid, never to return.
A colorful sex fantasy cover for the book Astra and Flondrix by Seamus Cullen (pseudonym).
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Fuck Plausible Deniability @fkplausdeniability.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
I’m smart enough to know that when Trump utters the words “innocent people” he is only referring to himself. What a colossal douchebag DJT is.
A Truth Social post by Trump that reads “Robert Mueller just died. Good, I’m glad he’s dead. He can no longer hurt innocent people! President DONALD J. TRUMP.”
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Fuck Plausible Deniability @fkplausdeniability.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Lucy from Peanuts sits in front of a television set and says, “Christ, what an asshole.”
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Fuck Plausible Deniability @fkplausdeniability.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
He is a fucking liar. Full paragraph in ALT text.
An excerpt from a Trump Truth Social Post stating we’ve already destroyed 100% of Iran’s military. Full paragraph reads “We have already destroyed 100% of Iran's Military capability, but it's easy for them to send a drone or two, drop a mine, or deliver a close range missile somewhere along, or in, this Waterway, no matter how badly defeated they are.”
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Fuck Plausible Deniability @fkplausdeniability.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
FFS, Qatar is not innocent. They ARE involved because they are in bed with DJT and are part of the Board of Peace. DJT’s “Assuring the Security of the State of Qatar” executive order and his promise to expand Qatar’s air and missile defense were made to ensure he could develop real estate there.
Israel, out of anger for what has taken place in the Middle East, has violently lashed out at a major facility known as South Pars Gas Field in Iran. A relatively small section of the whole has been hit. The United States knew nothing about this particular attack, and the country of Qatar was in no way, shape, or form, involved with it, nor did it have any idea that it was going to happen. Unfortunately, Iran did not know this, or any of the pertinent facts pertaining to the South Pars attack, and unjustifiably and unfairly attacked a portion of Qatar’s LNG Gas facility. NO MORE ATTACKS WILL BE MADE BY ISRAEL pertaining to ​this extremely important and valuable South Pars Field unless Iran unwisely decides to attack a very innocent, in this case, Qatar - in which instance the United States of America, with or without the help or consent of Israel, will massively blow up the entire South Pars Gas Field at an amount and strength and power that Iran has never seen or witnessed before. I do not want to authorize this level of violence and destruction because of the long term implications that it will have on the future of Iran, but if Qatar’s LNG is again attacked, I will not hesitate to do so. Thank you for your attention to this matter. President DONALD J. TRUMP
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Fuck Plausible Deniability @fkplausdeniability.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
I miss the days when we could buy groceries at the grocery pump.
Karoline Leavitt said “grocery pump” during a briefing in February 2025.
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Fuck Plausible Deniability @fkplausdeniability.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
I’ll just leave this here.
A still of Peter Griffin from Family Guy wearing nothing but a pair of blue jeans and a belt.
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Fuck Plausible Deniability @fkplausdeniability.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
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Fuck Plausible Deniability @fkplausdeniability.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Meanwhile, Howard Lutnick wants us to forget the blatant lies he told in December while he was promoting the AI data centers knowing full well that he is receiving a personal financial gain from their construction, which the government has invested $550B in. Full quote in ALT text.
On 12/23/25, Howard Lutnick, US Commerce Secretary, claimed “If you are building a data center, you were going to give power to the grid and drive the energy costs of everybody around that data center lower. Trump is going to bring lower energy prices. Everywhere that a big company builds a big data center, they are going to lower the price of energy in the entire area around it.”
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Fuck Plausible Deniability @fkplausdeniability.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
I’m calling bullshit on this. I don’t believe for a single second that this . . . whatever this is . . . is the #1 ranked movie on Amazon this week in this timeline or any other. Some people love to be lied to.
An Amazon Prime Video promotional black and white image of the FLOTUS claiming her documentary is #1 in the US this week.
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Fuck Plausible Deniability @fkplausdeniability.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
You say: Special Envoy for The Shield of the Americas – Western Hemisphere I hear:
An AI generated image of the Trump administration dressed in Star Trek red shirts.
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Fuck Plausible Deniability @fkplausdeniability.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
He doesn’t understand the meaning of “no,” so maybe this will help.
A drawing of a brunette woman wearing cats eye glasses and large pearl earrings flipping the bird to the viewer. Her facial expression shows a flat glare and pursed lips. At the bottom of the drawing is the word “respectfully”.
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Fuck Plausible Deniability @fkplausdeniability.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
In light of the ever-increasing horrors contained in the Epstein Files, Trump’s staunchly pronatalist stance makes more sense now.
Cronus Devouring his Child
GIULIA LAMA, 1720
Painting
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Fuck Plausible Deniability @fkplausdeniability.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
The President of confirmation bias posted: "I have searched the depths of Legal Arguments not yet articulated or vetted on this subject, and will be presenting an irrefutable one in the very near future.” Well shit, if it’s that easy, why can’t we just think this moron out of office?
Truth Social bleat by Trump on 2/13/26 at 5:09 PM. 

The Democrats refuse to vote for Voter I.D., or Citizenship. The reason is very simple — They want to continue to cheat in Elections. This was not what our Founders desired. I have searched the depths of Legal Arguments not yet articulated or vetted on this subject, and will be presenting an irrefutable one in the very near future. There will be Voter I.D. for the Midterm Elections, whether approved by Congress or not! Also, the People of our Country are insisting on Citizenship, and No Mail-In Ballots, with exceptions for Military, Disability, Illness, or Travel. Thank you for your attention to this matter! PRESIDENT DONALD J. TRUMP
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Fuck Plausible Deniability @fkplausdeniability.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
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Fuck Plausible Deniability @fkplausdeniability.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
I call bullshit on Trump’s “interventionist” threats towards Iran because he won’t address what’s happening in his own backyard. I contend Trump’s aggression is the direct result of the back-scratching circle jerk he had with Saudi Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman last November.
Image of a smiling Trump and Saudi Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman holding hands during MBS’s visit to the Oval Office in November, 2025.Image of a stern Trump and Saudi Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman engaged in a private conversation during MBS’s visit to the White House in November, 2025.
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Fuck Plausible Deniability @fkplausdeniability.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
I hear you; however, their signage is a little confusing.
A large black patch on the front of Jonathan Ross’s clothing that reads “POLICE / FEDERAL AGENT” in large white letters. Ross wears a brown mask covering the lower half of his face.
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Fuck Plausible Deniability @fkplausdeniability.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
A yellow Community Chest card from Monopoly that reads “GO TO JAIL / Go Directly to Jail / DO NOT PASS GO / DO NOT COLLECT $200”.
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Fuck Plausible Deniability @fkplausdeniability.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
She can’t lie her way out of this one.
A yellow Community Chest card from Monopoly that reads “GO TO JAIL / Go Directly to Jail / DO NOT PASS GO / DO NOT COLLECT $200”.
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Fuck Plausible Deniability @fkplausdeniability.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
Having a lot of fun today blocking all of the myatproto.social bot friend requests that are coming in hawking this scam t-shirt. Takes me back to my Tempest arcade game days.
A scam friend request promoting a Fuck Ice - No Human is Illegal t-shirt from a bot myatproto.social account.
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Fuck Plausible Deniability @fkplausdeniability.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Season’s Greetings from Washington, D.C.!
A vintage postcard picture of the White House with white script above that reads “Donald J. Trump’s Home for the Criminally Insane.”
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Fuck Plausible Deniability @fkplausdeniability.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Cracking up because the two stills I posted of Sean Duffy, Sec’y of Transportation, dancing nearly nude in a hotel window during Real World: Boston got flagged as adult content. The stills were hardly artistic and both were far more repulsive than suggestive. He’s still a cringe clown.
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Fuck Plausible Deniability @fkplausdeniability.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Clip from the film Mr. Deeds where Jan says "I’m sorry, all I heard was blah blah blah, I'm a dirty tramp".
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Fuck Plausible Deniability @fkplausdeniability.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
I don’t know which I find more offensive: that creationists have appropriated dinosaurs in an attempt to discredit evolution, or this font.
Welcome Center sign at the Creation Museum in Petersburg, Kentucky.
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Fuck Plausible Deniability @fkplausdeniability.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
A black and white vintage photo of a small boy with a cigarette in his mouth striking a match in a matchbook. The text reads “This whole Epstein thing is stressing me out.”
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Fuck Plausible Deniability @fkplausdeniability.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
These afterthought redactions are just an empty gesture to give the illusion of careful consideration, nothing more. Bondi’s malicious compliance with the order to release is unprofessional and petty. May she receive many years in prison to laugh at her little joke.
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Fuck Plausible Deniability @fkplausdeniability.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
Folks, THIS is why Congress won’t pass the healthcare extension. Once this portal goes live, they’ll claim the extension is no longer needed. Mail order prescriptions can quickly turn into a nightmare for patients, especially when 90 day scripts are required. This only helps Trump and his cronies.
The landing page for the TrumpRx website, “An official website of the United States Government,” that shows Trump in the Oval Office. The page reads “Find your medication for the lowest price, January 2026.”
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Fuck Plausible Deniability @fkplausdeniability.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
Same. It was one of two episodes that came to mind; the second is below. It was hard to choose.
Black and white still from The Twilight Zone: Season 5, Episode 26 “The Masks”, in which a dying man coerces his relatives into wearing grotesque masks that reflect their true personalities during Mardi Gras. The masks transform their faces so that they are as ugly on the outside as they are on the inside. The still shows the transformed face of the first relative to remove his mask and the terror of the others at their fate.Black and white still from The Twilight Zone: Season 5, Episode 26 “The Masks”, in which a dying man coerces his relatives into wearing grotesque masks that reflect their true personalities during Mardi Gras. The masks transform their faces so that they are as ugly on the outside as they are on the inside. The still shows the transformed faces of all four relatives, depicting cowardice, greed, cruelty, and vanity respectively.
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Fuck Plausible Deniability @fkplausdeniability.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
Rod Serling agrees.
Black and white still from The Twilight Zone: Season 2, Episode Five “Eye of the Beholder”, in which conventional standards of beauty are considered hideous, and vice versa. The still shows the grotesque face of a woman in a nurse’s uniform.
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Fuck Plausible Deniability @fkplausdeniability.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
Lucy from Peanuts sits in front of a television set and says, “Christ, what an asshole.”
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Fuck Plausible Deniability @fkplausdeniability.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
Lucy from Peanuts sits in front of a television set and says, “Christ, what an asshole.”
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Fuck Plausible Deniability @fkplausdeniability.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
Lucy from Peanuts sits in front of a television set and says, “Christ, what an asshole.”
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Fuck Plausible Deniability @fkplausdeniability.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
Lucy from Peanuts sits in front of a television set and says, “Christ, what an asshole.”
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Fuck Plausible Deniability @fkplausdeniability.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
Lucy from Peanuts sits in front of a television set and says, “Christ, what an asshole.”
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Fuck Plausible Deniability @fkplausdeniability.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
Lucy from Peanuts sits in front of a television set and says, “Christ, what an asshole.”
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Fuck Plausible Deniability @fkplausdeniability.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
Lucy from Peanuts sits in front of a television set and says, “Christ, what an asshole.”
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Fuck Plausible Deniability @fkplausdeniability.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
Image of a pink plush uterus expelling a pearl (egg) that reads “Oh you’re having a bad day at work? Why don’t I add some hormones and make you cry in front of your boss.”
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Fuck Plausible Deniability @fkplausdeniability.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
Has anyone else figured out yet that DJT hasn’t been removed because HE is his Administration’s plausible deniability for their heinous actions? When they have to answer for them, they’ll claim they were *unknowingly* following orders from an old man with dementia. Fuck plausible deniability.
There has never been a President that has worked as hard as me! My hours are the longest, and my results are among the best. I’ve stopped Eight Wars, saving many millions of lives in the process, created the Greatest Economy in the History of our Country, brought Business back into the United States at levels never seen before, rebuilt our Military, created the Largest Tax Cuts and Regulation Cuts, EVER, closed our open and very dangerous Southern Border, when previous Administrations were unable to do so, and created an “aura” around the United States of America that has led every Country in the World to respect us more than ever before. In addition to all of that, I go out of my way to do long, thorough, and very boring Medical Examinations at the Great Walter Reed National Military Medical Center, seen and supervised by top doctors, all of whom have given me PERFECT Marks — Some have even said they have never seen such Strong Results. I do these Tests because I owe it to our Country. In addition to the Medical, I have done something that no other President has done, on three separate occasions, the last one being recently, by taking what is known as a Cognitive Examination, something which few people would be able to do very well, including those working at The New York Times, and I ACED all three of them in front of large numbers of doctors and experts, most of whom I do not know. I have been told that few people have been able to “ace” this Examination and, in fact, most do very poorly, which is why many other Presidents have decided not to take it at all. Despite all of this, the time and work involved, The New York Times, and some others, like to pretend that I am “slowing up,” am maybe not as sharp as I once was, or am in poor physical health, knowing that it is not true, and knowing that I work very hard, probably harder than I have ever worked before. I will know when I am “slowing up,” but it’s not now! 
1/2After all of the work I have done with Medical Exams, Cognitive Exams, and everything else, I actually believe it’s seditious, perhaps even treasonous, for The New York Times, and others, to consistently do FAKE reports in order to libel and demean  “THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES.” They are true Enemies of the People, and we should do something about it. They have inaccurately reported on all of my Election Results and, in fact, were forced to apologize on much of what they wrote. The best thing that could happen to this Country would be if The New York Times would cease publication because they are a horrible, biased, and untruthful “source” of information. Thank you for your attention to this matter. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
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Fuck Plausible Deniability @fkplausdeniability.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
Clip from the film Mr. Deeds where Jan says "I’m sorry, all I heard was blah blah blah, I'm a dirty tramp".
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Fuck Plausible Deniability @fkplausdeniability.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
I honestly never figured baby-maker Duffy gave a crap about wearing dignified clothes. He’s a cringe clown just like the rest of them.
Sean Duffy shaking his money maker in 1997 for MTV’s The Real World: Boston.Sean Duffy shaking his money maker in 1997 for MTV’s The Real World: Boston.
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Fuck Plausible Deniability @fkplausdeniability.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
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Fuck Plausible Deniability @fkplausdeniability.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
What cracks me up the most about Trump’s use of the term “Third World Countries” is that it’s a UN term but he openly loathes that organization. His hatred of immigrants far exceeds the geographical borders of the current Third World. He’s just a racist. worldpopulationreview.com/country-rank...
A map showing the current Third World Counties. List and history of the term Third World can be found at https://worldpopulationreview.com/country-rankings/third-world-countries.
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Fuck Plausible Deniability @fkplausdeniability.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
The cartoon character Lucy from Peanuts sits in front of a television and says, “Christ, what an asshole.”
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Fuck Plausible Deniability @fkplausdeniability.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
Who says you can’t choose your family. It was surprisingly easy to lose a relative’s phone number after they ambushed me this summer to find out whether my workplace “got rid of [all of the DEI hires].” Don’t text me six months later ‘cause you’re missing me. Vote better next time.
A text from a relative after six months of no contact that reads, “Been thinking about you . Hope you and ***** had a restful week 
Love you”
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Fuck Plausible Deniability @fkplausdeniability.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
Lucy from Peanuts sits in front of a television set and says “Christ, what an asshole.”
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Fuck Plausible Deniability @fkplausdeniability.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
Cat standing over half of a Jesus figurine saying, “Listen, Don’t freak out, but I may haz broken Jesus.”
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Fuck Plausible Deniability @fkplausdeniability.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
You’re popular.
Excerpt from Yahoo!Life article - One popular user @dieworkwear, known for critiquing menswear, quoted the governor’s post and wrote on the platform, “These look like the first shoes ever made.”
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Fuck Plausible Deniability @fkplausdeniability.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
Parody quote by Karoline Leavitt - “If you question the integrity of my degenerate gambling addict baby daddy racist Christian brother one more time, I’ll have you deported.”
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