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@fjord.style
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I make maps to see where birds go. Pacific Northwest frog fancier fjord.style bug eye candy corn ball lightning bug

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meetar @fjord.style · 01/10/2026
made a friend today
an old crt screen on which someone has drawn a face locked in a friendly wide-eyed rictus.
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meetar @fjord.style · 14/09/2026
You found an Esoteric Scrying Cone! It’s most intelligible when you’re EXHAUSTED. +2 WIS -1 INT -1 CHA
A blue lava lamp in a corner of white brick, with a glowing blob of orange floating in its center like a malevolent marine invertebrate
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meetar @fjord.style · 22/08/2026
none of your
a cargo ship with large letters on the hull reading “SAUSE BROS”
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meetar @fjord.style · 21/08/2026
This beach has the best palettes
beach stones in a variety of colors. greens, blues, rusts, and many flavors of graya wide shot of many colored stones on a sandy beacha color palette sampled from the beach stones.

B1C1CA
BC7F4F
6A7F7D
B5B6A4
4E525C
89857F
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meetar @fjord.style · 20/08/2026
This one was coming right at me and turned at the last second
A driftwood log. Wave action has sculpted the beach to make it look like the log is leaving a wake in the sand
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meetar @fjord.style · 20/08/2026
The Slow and the Ligneous: Oregon Drift
Two driftwood logs on a sandy beach
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meetar @fjord.style · 15/08/2026
Celebrating 100 years of Orange Julius, whose mascot was the devil, by mixing orange juice and milk in the kitchen
vintage ORANGE JULIUS logo showing a red devil presumably named Julius, with the slogan “A Devilish Good Drink"
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meetar @fjord.style · 07/08/2026
Alien Hominid!
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meetar @fjord.style · 28/07/2026
The Claude Accent has the mouthfeel of those Rubbermaid non-slip bathtub flowers. Such a weird set of unintentionally campy aesthetic choices, ultimately a bit sad
A screenshot of the last two paragraphs from the linked article
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meetar @fjord.style · 28/07/2026
I’m going to be seeing this as I fall asleep tonight
A drawing of a walrus projecting cones of light from its eyes as it shoofles its snoofles along the sea bed
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meetar @fjord.style · 27/07/2026
Notes from The Singularity
A screenshot of a google search beginning: "If I were a farmer, and Eddie Mun"

•Al Overview
Yes, because the tables are your corn.
The Logic of the Tables
• Livelihood: The tables buy the house and keep it hot.
• The Conflict: Eddie Munster allegedly making the tables filthy or putting them in a mud puddle.
• The Stakes: Total ruin, much like a ruined harvest.
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meetar @fjord.style · 22/07/2026
“let’s just add some helper text”
a usb plug labeled “usb” twice: once right side up above, once upside down underneath
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meetar @fjord.style · 17/07/2026
I’d like to shake the hand of the person who designed the Chocolonely bar shapes, but not in a way which is convenient for them
A chocolate bar divided into a number of irregular shapes, which makes it very difficult to break off any individual piece and impossible to divide evenly
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meetar @fjord.style · 25/06/2026
Not bad meaning bad, but bad meaning good
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meetar @fjord.style · 21/06/2026
local papers are a treasure
the front page of a small local paper showing a large picture of a man assembling a device made from several pieces of curved glass. the headline reads “Fresnel lens installed at Mariners Hall”
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meetar @fjord.style · 08/06/2026
wow that preview card code did not age well, here’s the image
a glitchy 3d portrait of lady gaga using a normal map color scheme, by david oreilly
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meetar @fjord.style · 07/06/2026
uh huh uh huh uh huh uh huh beep boop boop beep
three KLM tail fins lined up at an airport
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meetar @fjord.style · 07/06/2026
rude
A wayfinding map with a label marked “you“ pointing to a small dot
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meetar @fjord.style · 30/05/2026
instructing the model to fast and pray in a tower in this stone mansion for three days until the language of the angels is revealed, then refactor my code in that
Stone’s Folly, an ornate mansion in Topeka Kansas, the birthplace of the pentecostal movement in 1901
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meetar @fjord.style · 24/05/2026
at last, a use for “technology”
A four-part picture gallery showing the use of a pineapple-coring drill bit, which is a long tube with a wide spiral cutting blade on the end, like a food processor attachment
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meetar @fjord.style · 03/05/2026
Alice in Wonderland
Lewis Carroll 
Copyright (c) 1985
Windham Classics
All Rights Reserved
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meetar @fjord.style · 30/04/2026
I recently learned about these tour group guide flags and now they’re all I see in a reply-ball
A blue flag on a stick. the flag reads “follow me” in white letters
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meetar @fjord.style · 19/04/2026
got to high-five a sand dollar today. the cilia wave like they’re still underwater
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meetar @fjord.style · 16/04/2026
choose the takes – or the poasts
the “ball or sword” scene from the 1970 manga Lone Wolf and Cub
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meetar @fjord.style · 16/04/2026
Mike D: only rock all: JEANS Mike D: never rock all: CHINOS
Bluesky status report reading “We are investigating an incident with service in one of our reginos”
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meetar @fjord.style · 15/04/2026
an unholy chimera of a furby and a labubu. it looks like a tribble saw the face of god. it is wearing a candy necklace reading 'labubu'. it is selling for $135 on etsy.
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meetar @fjord.style · 06/04/2026
If I have to know about the existence of the Golf Egg then so do you
A white plastic easter egg, dimpled like a golf ball. It is thrust into the frame by an oddly pink hand, made lurid by proximity to this profane aberration
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meetar @fjord.style · 01/04/2026
speech bubble meme of a wizard looking at a crystal ball
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meetar @fjord.style · 30/03/2026
tv image calibration has gone completely off the rails
a hotel tv screen showing the text: “Overall preference – which of the following images gives you the most pleasant feeling? Generating the image in real time. Please wait a moment.”
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meetar @fjord.style · 27/03/2026
Not only did everyone know you, they said you’re not allowed back in
A neon sign reading “LIVE NERDS”
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meetar @fjord.style · 18/03/2026
a still from the Kate Bush video "Running Up That Hill"
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meetar @fjord.style · 11/03/2026
A screenshot of a Disco Elysium Quotes post header
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meetar @fjord.style · 04/03/2026
a screenshot of an llm instructions bullet point reading "make the logo **BIGGER**. under no circumstances make it smaller"
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meetar @fjord.style · 03/03/2026
the dril tweet as instructions to an LLM: "and another thing: im not mad. please dont put in the newspaper that i got mad."
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meetar @fjord.style · 28/02/2026
was the grink there
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meetar @fjord.style · 12/01/2026
evergreen advice from weather dot com
A weather advisory reading:
Action Recommended: Avoid the subject event as per the instructions
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meetar @fjord.style · 02/01/2026
really enjoying the haunted Parhae temple subplot of this methodically bananas stunt-ornithology book
Owls of the Eastern Ice by Jonathan Slaght
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meetar @fjord.style · 27/12/2025
new favorite picture from the other side of the family just dropped. look at that layering. the Swedes knew a thing or two about knitwear
a photo circa roughly circa 1910s? of two young ruggedly handsome men in duck-hunting garb with a passel of ducks
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meetar @fjord.style · 27/12/2025
new favorite picture of my grandfather just dropped
A 1960’s news photo of two men assembling a set of street signs on the floor. The signs are laid out in their relative positions in the street grid of a small town – 1st and Oak, 2nd and Oak, etc. The men are obviously enjoying themselves.
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meetar @fjord.style · 05/12/2025
that’s no font, it’s the Snipes sprite sheet!
a screenshot of the 80s DOS network game Sprites
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meetar @fjord.style · 05/12/2025
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meetar @fjord.style · 28/11/2025
IF YOU PUNCH THE OTHER GUY’S HELMET IN JUST THE RIGHT SPOT, YOU WILL WIN THE GAME
David Lynch as Gordon Cole in Twin Peaks
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meetar @fjord.style · 26/11/2025
frosty nodules
a cluster of frozen blackberriesa closeup of a frozen blackberry showing individual ice crystals on each drupelet
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meetar @fjord.style · 24/11/2025
my everyday carry
a garish plastic packet reading “spam single classic”
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meetar @fjord.style · 24/11/2025
noted subversive anarchist mr rogers gesturing to the traffic light in his house
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meetar @fjord.style · 23/11/2025
I've been "enjoying" scintillating scotomas more often recently. They're difficult to describe, and images online don't really capture it. But the first thing I thought when I saw them was "I should make a shader of this" – so here's a demo, it's pretty close: meetar.github.io/scotoma/
A landscape with a shimmering blobby arc, representing a phenomenon called a "visual aura" associated with migranes
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meetar @fjord.style · 23/11/2025
Lee Majors as the Six Million Dollar Man, ruggedly sporting plaid under a chore coat. Egghead wonk Richard Anderson stands behind him, wearing a black crocheted necktie which looks like some kind of malevolent mustelid
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meetar @fjord.style · 23/11/2025
🎯
a crocheted tie on ebay
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meetar @fjord.style · 17/11/2025
I associate those more-saturated hospital greens with a slightly more modern retro era
Arizona Green Tea with ginseng and honey
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meetar @fjord.style · 14/11/2025
new rain just dropped
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