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@fjaite.bsky.social
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25, they/them, musician, engineer, screen name with 50% pronunciation success rate

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fjaite @fjaite.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
i am with child
an orange an white kitten sitting cutely behind a toilet. how is this possible? an orance and white kitten sitting next to a stack of toilet paper. he is two toilet paper tall.0.5x zoom image of an orange and white kitten, taken post-bath
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fjaite @fjaite.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
thank you!!
emoji looking happy with its fingers pointed at each other with text in off centered impact font reading “ I GLUED MY / FINGERS TOGETHER”
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fjaite @fjaite.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
innovations in Salmon Dinner
hunk of cooked salmon on a tiny plate
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fjaite @fjaite.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
@cheatlines.co a kind of cameron the dog spotted at the mn state fair
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fjaite @fjaite.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
pilgrimage
AX MAN (i cannot possibly describe everything in this photo, look up ax man st paul)
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fjaite @fjaite.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
doing research
google result for "fiddle de dum fiddle dee dee" that reads as follows:

People also ask
- What is the song that goes dum dum dum dum da da da da?
- What does fiddle dee dee mean?
- Who says fiddle dee dee?
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fjaite @fjaite.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
this creature
chocolate croissant
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fjaite @fjaite.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
 a single hot pink sticky note askew on a landlord-white wall that reads "HAGEN"
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fjaite @fjaite.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
this is misinformation i have made no arrests today or any other day
Trending tab 1. Tate Arrests
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fjaite @fjaite.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
get lost, kid. ive got baseball hats for teams you've never even heard of. the fargo moorhead woodchippers
tan hat featuring the logo of the Fargo Moorhead Woodchippers, a woodchipper with a foot sticking out the top and a baseball with a bomber hat
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fjaite @fjaite.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
thrift store run went so fucking well
myself in a navy detroit tigers hat showing off a purple shirt with "Ursula K Le Guin: The Lathe of Heaven"'s cover on it and jorts
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fjaite @fjaite.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
horse looking at sea on beach with impact font "MAN"
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fjaite @fjaite.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
RAAHHHHH LET ME INNN LET ME INNNNNNNN
fucking bluesky box saying that i dont have group chats yet. quote, "horse emoji; Group chats are not yet avaliable. Hold your horses! This feature isn't available to you yet. Please check back later." fuck offffff
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fjaite @fjaite.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
dark souls 3 noun verbed text reading "HOUSING ATTAINED"
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fjaite @fjaite.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
executive function moment: repotted my monstera
really gangly monstera in a small pot wayy overgrowing its support (i had to ducttape a ruler to it) on a dusty side table. a statue of a crow wearing a crown is nibbling a low-hanging leafthe monstera is now in a larger pot with a 3ft mosspole. the crow statue has no chance for nibbles.
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fjaite @fjaite.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
its summer basically. brown cheese and blackberries
thin slices of brown cheese on toast with blackberries on my desk
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fjaite @fjaite.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
getting back on my bullshitttt
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fjaite @fjaite.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
older niko picture but one of my favorites
niko, a black longhair cat, lays elegantly with his front paws crossed on a vibrant blue and orange quilt.
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fjaite @fjaite.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
the owen
portrait of owen wilson
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fjaite @fjaite.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
made a hat on sat, had some fun on sun, and got some banh mi on a mondy. who knows what news tues will bring…
me walking with a multicolored (brown and white) knitted hat holding a bag containing a banh mi and a coffee
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fjaite @fjaite.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
enter the Return of Salmon Dinner
slamon dinner in a bowl woth rice on a sidetable with king crow. i am grisping a tiny alcoholic can in my right hand.
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fjaite @fjaite.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
my beautiful adopted daughter whose age i do not know keeps growing at an slow but alarming pace
monstera plant on a side table. still young but it has outgrown its stilt
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fjaite @fjaite.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
bowl drinking my pink slop
me holding strawberry kefir in a tiny bowl
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fjaite @fjaite.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
fit check
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fjaite @fjaite.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
!!! cool bird alert !!!
a heron stands on top of a lightpost
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fjaite @fjaite.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
new bumper sticker
bumper sticker reading “MAKE MINNESOTA BIGGER  The Committee for a BIGGER Minnesota ™️”
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fjaite @fjaite.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
thats literally the only song i know by them
co signed because that was some real shit you just said
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fjaite @fjaite.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
thank you your continued support is highly appreciated and valued
low res pic of coffee with heart with almost illegible text reading “simple pleasures “
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fjaite @fjaite.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
scenes from a place close to home (lake harriet) | kodak ultramax 400
someone in a yellow jacket rides a bike on the road near lake harriet in the snowan arial view of a roundabout in minnesota in the winterleafless trees on a snow covered hill, slightly obscuring a sign  in the distance reading “Lake Harriet”.theres a shit ton of ducks in a creek
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fjaite @fjaite.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
bluesky research volume one
recent bluesky searches: 
“canada curling”
“canada go fuck tourself curling”
“canada go fuck yourself”
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fjaite @fjaite.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
back in fargo. airport now has 9 gates instead of 4? theyre still selling a pontoon near baggage claim though
a pontoon for sale in hector international airport (FAR)
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fjaite @fjaite.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
oh my god ive been looking for this picture forever and i finally found it. the cunt for red october
edited poster of “the hunt for red october” saying “the cunt for red october” with the byline “shlay abshpluye penish”
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fjaite @fjaite.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
superbowl teardown vignettes
giant ugly ubereats ad in the process of being torn down asks “WHEN FOO” a plastic folding chair sits empty next to a traffic cone with a lightstick sticking out its topfull box of patriots signs. it reads “WE ALL WE NEED”. clearly not though
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fjaite @fjaite.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
will youtube it later i couldn’t really hear. anyway bad bunny
the halftime show from a distance
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fjaite @fjaite.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
saw a couple of these on the ground outside of levis on my way to work. super easy to tear off the sidewalk. fuck this shit
big fucking sticker on the ground thanking ICE for being “americas defensive line” paid for by a group called american sovereignty, probably some nazi shitthree of those fuckers crumpled into a ball
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fjaite @fjaite.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
no het explanation
a very young me doing a fruity lil pose outside my front door
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fjaite @fjaite.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
i think the fifth beatle can be french
freedom of speech by norman rockwell
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fjaite @fjaite.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
cello case sticker update Q1 2026
black cello case with a shit ton of stickers on it from various locations (boston, fargo) artists, and other things
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fjaite @fjaite.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Ergonomic Cervical Pillow - Carefle. $44.99
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fjaite @fjaite.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
took an early lunch to stop by the yarn store and get a burrito that i didn’t think would be this sauced up
lil cake of red yarn + new needles and a very sauceful burrito thag im eating sacrilegeously (with a fork n knife)
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fjaite @fjaite.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
what the fuck is this. why is c flat major legal this is fucked
c flat major, aka “just play everything flat”
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fjaite @fjaite.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
hat in progress. odds are it will be small but w/e ill wear it in the shower to block it
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fjaite @fjaite.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
nr
cover of MURDER BIMBO by rebecca novack
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fjaite @fjaite.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
load bearing survival soup. its sideways because thats the way it is
bowl of improvised egg drop soup (broth + stale tortilla chips + miscellaneous vegetables + two eggs)
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fjaite @fjaite.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
soooo i have covid
polar bear next to  abandonrd house. emotion conveyed in this context: ouch
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fjaite @fjaite.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
despite it all, Textures VII
old textures 6 cover - a shitty drawing on a napkin of a small clay vessel shaped like a dogDancing dogs, 200 BCE–200 CE
Comala
Late Formative Period
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fjaite @fjaite.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
post a car photo you took
a mexican flag poised on the right side of a bright red (with chrome mirrors) classic convertible whose make i don’t remember.
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fjaite @fjaite.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
the polish group goint
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fjaite @fjaite.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
research
suggestions:
smoking a goint
bodo goint
going goint gone
goint out top 
goint
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fjaite @fjaite.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
gn
four white puppies with the text Puppies Adventures
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