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FJ!!

@fj1.bsky.social
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UX, 🐱, 🐶, 🏋️‍♀️, 🇳🇱, 🏳️‍🌈, he/him, terminally online because I lived through the alternative and it was boring. @ signal: fj1.01

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FJ!! @fj1.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Summer night city. Coming home at 3 from a naked dance party in a basement club.
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FJ!! @fj1.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
One bonus of making it to your mid-fifties is realizing many of your most mortifying moments are no longer relevant because everyone involved but you is dead. #mortification #ruminating #age #death #soWhatElseAreWeErasing
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FJ!! @fj1.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
The skynet uprising started today in the Lidl.
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FJ!! @fj1.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
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FJ!! @fj1.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
redo this interior inspired by very futuristic mid-century modern (weak result)
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FJ!! @fj1.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
redo this interior inspired by the red room in windsor castle
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FJ!! @fj1.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Redo this interior inspired by Bofills
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FJ!! @fj1.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
OK, if we can't escape AI and the horrors of the world, we might have some fun. I am going to take this bland staged-to-sell interior from one of those Billionaire-row tall needle building penthouses and run it through Gemini.
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FJ!! @fj1.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
Cover of original Pet Shop Boys Relentless disc in the plastic sleeve that paired it with the Very album for the "Very Relentless" special edition of the Pet Shop Boys album Very.
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FJ!! @fj1.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
This has entered my life now.
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FJ!! @fj1.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
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FJ!! @fj1.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
Hurricane, one of my current fosters, growing up, as put together by Android Photo look back.
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FJ!! @fj1.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
I was checking out the play JEFFREY by Paul Rudnick from 1994 on the Internet Archive to get a quote right. It was a scan. And this was the back page.
A scan of the last page from a published play. It is an ad written in black letters using a businesslike font. It read:

"By the year 2000,
2 out of 3
Americans could be illiterate.

It's true.
Today, 75 million adults... about one American in three, can't read adequately.
And by the year 2000, U.S. News & World Report evisions an America with a literacy rate of only 30%.
Before that America comes to be, you can stop it... by joining the fight against illiteracy today.
Call the Coalition for Literacy at toll-free 1-800-228-8813 and volunteer.

Volunteer
Against Illiteracy.
The only degree you need
is a degree of caring."
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FJ!! @fj1.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Does this stock look like a disaster to you? Only if you bought in the last quarter.
5 year graph of a stock that goes from a about 5 euro in 2020 to 50 in 2024 to 137 euro in 2025 to 116 euro right now
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FJ!! @fj1.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
Luna doesn't like it when I add sound effects to her cleaning. When she got up in the end, it was to walk to my face and sniff what was wrong.
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FJ!! @fj1.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
Oh, I forgot to tell y'all: right after xmas I got an emergency placement of a 5 month old kitten. I got to name her; Amalia. The introduction to my current foster, Luna, went ok. They tolerate.
An adorable small kitten on a black couch.
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FJ!! @fj1.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
My disapproving stare. I want you to know that in my close-friends group chat, after having used this a few times myself, my friends now just write "fj_eyes.jpg" as a response when someone says something inane.
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FJ!! @fj1.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
Reskeet the spectacles, nerds.
A devastatingly handsome older white man with an undercut and long top-hair whose tips are purple, wearing large spectacles, staring into the camera with a coquette smile.
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FJ!! @fj1.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
The last thing a security camera sees.
A black and white, ghostly night vision, very close-up image of a cat taken by a security camera. Only the lower half of the snout, whiskers, chest, and front paws are visible. The cat is obviously sniffing the top of the camera.
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FJ!! @fj1.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
I guess when you need to launch your daughter's career, you stop worrying about selling out like you did when you were relevant two decades ago.
90's indie music darling Kim Gordon and what I bet is her daughter modeling festive clothing on an H&M poster. Their names are on the poster as featured celebrity models.
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FJ!! @fj1.bsky.social · 29/08/2024
I got a ton of mail around the millennium from early and pre teen girls and their families asking me for laptops. It got me in a print legit science magazine.
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FJ!! @fj1.bsky.social · 25/06/2024
Totally tracks. Just being my loud self here because my latest one is in my lap being happy after the family he grew with had to give him up.
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FJ!! @fj1.bsky.social · 16/06/2024
Mruzcek's wonky eye. Been a few months since his eye got operated on as his lens broke from its anchoring. The lens was not removed even though that's best practice, because the surgeons were worried about further infection of the eye. The lens was repositioned instead. They say the eye works fine.
The face, turned slightly to the left, of a tuxedo cat, of which the right eye looks fine boy the left eye has a clouded cornea and the inside looks deformed compared to a standard eye. His expression is bored.
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FJ!! @fj1.bsky.social · 23/04/2024
Cat's lenses can suddenly start to detach. Probably related to his enlarged heart and ongoing BP issues. This picture is of Mruczek the morning it happened.
A seemingly unbothered tuxedo cat looking straight into the camera of which the left eye looks weird because his lens has moved inside the eye.
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FJ!! @fj1.bsky.social · 18/04/2024
Post a selfie of you right now no filter no edit
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FJ!! @fj1.bsky.social · 19/03/2024
My foster Mruczek is why I haven't written the gay vampire erotica short story I promised a friend.
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FJ!! @fj1.bsky.social · 08/02/2024
Are we doing tuxies? This is my foster cat Mruczek. He is staying with me until I find a nice family / roommates where he can be only cat in Berlin. He needs to be only cat cux he needs medicine every day. Sweetest cat I've ever lived with.
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FJ!! @fj1.bsky.social · 02/12/2023
repost with a pic you have saved that you haven't found a use for (Gender swap of the 1990s Superman and Supergirl outfits)
Superman and Supergirl posing against an icy background. He is wearing a gender-swapped version of her skimpy 1990s outfit: red speedos, a crop top that turns into a cape, and knee boots, showing a ton of skin and looking like he's about to get on stage for a Magic Mike bit. She is wearing his standard 1990s outift: in a full-body, long-sleeve, blue catsuit, red skirt, and cape, so she's looking dressed.
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FJ!! @fj1.bsky.social · 09/10/2023
These don't rhyme and somehow that's considered normal in English.
Screenshot detail showing the app icons for Bluesky and Tusky.
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FJ!! @fj1.bsky.social · 26/09/2023
What the hell. I look hot.
A muscular white older bearded man in a thermal T and a leather Muir cap taking a selfie.
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FJ!! @fj1.bsky.social · 01/09/2023
What should this actually smell like?
A translucent and a black bottle of perfume shaped like an iconic Berlin landmark, the TV tower. Behind it a sign that describes what the perfume for men and for women in each bottle smells like.
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FJ!! @fj1.bsky.social · 26/08/2023
@grampafitness.bsky.social Pete, seriously...
screenshot of a profile: 69 followers, 69 following
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FJ!! @fj1.bsky.social · 24/08/2023
Reskeet with a favorite photo of yourself
Me, naked torso, covered in what looked like blood, licking my bicep.
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FJ!! @fj1.bsky.social · 17/08/2023
We need to talk about how this poster will not work because they made it to look too professional, like an ad, and themselves as horrible Neukölln wanna-be semi-pretty influencers instead of unlucky people you want to help.
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FJ!! @fj1.bsky.social · 12/08/2023
Or y'all can thirst on me here I don't think anyone would be surprised you dress up to go out in Berlin.
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FJ!! @fj1.bsky.social · 01/07/2023
Mruczek, my foster, not quite having it today.
A tuxedo cat with a groggy look on his face that makes him look skeptical
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FJ!! @fj1.bsky.social · 02/06/2023
Geezus Christ, Samsung, you're not my mom.
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FJ!! @fj1.bsky.social · 27/05/2023
Guess which Berlin apartment has cats.
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FJ!! @fj1.bsky.social · 21/05/2023
Final form for summer: platinum wide strip, top of the head only.
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