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Gremlin Ass Fizz Bitch @fizzbitch.bsky.social · 19h

I figure if we have to deal with it I can at least bitch about it online. Walls are spackled, 3 boxes of ready to assemble closet shit that each weighed 100 lbs have been moved upstairs, and our bed has been taken over. This is our day off, no one wants to be doing this yet this is what we're doing.

A walk in closet with bare walls that have freshly spackled holes from the old crap ass wire shelving. Various pieces from a ready to assemble kit are on the ground and leaning against the wall.

A queen sized bed converted into some kind of ready to assemble factory hell. There is a tool case opened like a book towards the bottom left corner full of tools. Above it are closet poles, with brackets and railing to the side of that roughly in the center of the bed. Instruction manuals, many packets of assorted hardware, and a microfiber cloth round things out on the bottom right corner. Piles of closet shit are visible in the background peering above the edge of the bed.

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Gremlin Ass Fizz Bitch @fizzbitch.bsky.social · 19h

This morning we emptied the rest of the things from the closet. Hubby has done battle with the demon shelving and he has emerged victorious. The walls look way worse for the experience but that's on the demon shelving. They were doomed from the start. Much drywall dust has been vacuumed.

A completely empty walk in closet with holes in the walls from where all the shit wire shelving that was installed like ass had been very poorly attached. You can tell from the carpet that it was recently vacuumed.

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Gremlin Ass Fizz Bitch @fizzbitch.bsky.social · 19h

Yesterday I emptied a bunch of our shit out of it. The cats immediately claimed their spots on the closet shit mountain. They spent most of yesterday alternating who was basking atop the mushroom stool.

A neat stack of storage totes, hampers, suitcases, boxes, and more with a bad ass retro mushroom stool near the top and a black little gremlin cat looking down at the sable cat on a box below her.

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Gremlin Ass Fizz Bitch @fizzbitch.bsky.social · 19h

This is our master closet before we moved in. The shitty wire shelving decided that this was a great time for us to remodel a closet and to encourage us in that endeavor it began to come out of the wall. I suppose it's our fault for having the audacity to hang our clothes on it.

An empty closet with shitty wire shelving installed like absolute ass by someone who clearly had no idea what the fuck they were doing. It looks like it should hold up until something less shit can be done but that is a lie.

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Gremlin Ass Fizz Bitch @fizzbitch.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

The Goose is a lady. A big beautiful pontoon goose. Can't have all gremlin, one is enough...

A Burmese cat is pictured in a neat little loaf pose, her paws all tucked underneath her, the sunlight from a nearby window making parts of her sable fur glow a rich warm brown

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Gremlin Ass Fizz Bitch @fizzbitch.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Everything is on fire but mommy has a new dice bag. Time to D&D with the children again.

A white zippered bag with a cat throwing dice over the caption "Someone has to keep you losers alive"

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Gremlin Ass Fizz Bitch @fizzbitch.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Hubby failed at putting the nut side up again. Don't worry we fixed it. I will eat his mistake and there will remain nary a trace of his error.

A pan of sticky buns, this time with the gooey pecan sauce on top

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Gremlin Ass Fizz Bitch @fizzbitch.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

It is stew day. Hubby made a proper stew to fatten me up for the winter.

Homemade beef stew in a huge black Dutch oven

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Gremlin Ass Fizz Bitch @fizzbitch.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

So... this was your breakfast of champions?

Big ass 4L bottle of colonoscopy prep PEG solution

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Gremlin Ass Fizz Bitch @fizzbitch.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I am an adult eating a very adult breakfast

Two mocha chip mini cheesecakes sit in cupcake liners on a white plate with a decorative black border design consisting of two thin solid line circles inside a circle of small black squares around the raised edge of the plate. They are clearly the undisputed champions of breakfast.

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Gremlin Ass Fizz Bitch @fizzbitch.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

We went for soup dumplings and they gave these to the kids. I'm not jealous you're jealous.

Adorable little dumpling squishable fidgets in little steamer basket cases. Super kawaii.

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Gremlin Ass Fizz Bitch @fizzbitch.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Post something random or you'll have an awful September

A scene from Harvestella where Geist is saying "My meme has infected you..."

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Gremlin Ass Fizz Bitch @fizzbitch.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

AI slop enriches our oppressors and kills our environment to make a shit meme with a switch with 2 On buttons. For fucks sake just make a shitty MS Paint pic like we did in the olden days.

Pixelated Oregon Trail style meme with the caption "You have died of trickle-down economics."

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Gremlin Ass Fizz Bitch @fizzbitch.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

Recipe is in the Ultimate Bread Machine Cookbook by Tom Lacalamita from 1993, got it from Amazon

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Gremlin Ass Fizz Bitch @fizzbitch.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

I dub this loaf Augustus of the light crustus

A loaf of homemade light crust sandwich bread

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Gremlin Ass Fizz Bitch @fizzbitch.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

Hubby made me a delicious bread tumor. Like his ass under the covers at bedtime it has exploded. Still fucking delicious especially for a first attempt at a cookbook recipe and the fourth time using the bread machine for anything.

A loaf of freshly made cinnamon babka on cooling rack with the lower torso of a man and a gas range in the background. The loaf of bread has seemingly exploded in the middle.

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Gremlin Ass Fizz Bitch @fizzbitch.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

We got a fancy new toy and are making bread years after all the cool kids did it

A fancy bread maker and a container with a few pieces of homemade bread left in it sit on a kitchen island

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Gremlin Ass Fizz Bitch @fizzbitch.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

We are destroying our planet for algorithms that decided the prudent use of resources was to advertise this to me. I guess when the trad wife dresses didn't hit it pivoted straight to the trailer. It's like all the dumb and misogyny of our culture summarized.

An Amazon advertisement for shorts so short there's barely more than a button, zipper, and the shortest possible hem line to them. Literally not enough to have pockets but there are some parts of them. So bad.

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Gremlin Ass Fizz Bitch @fizzbitch.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

If your hubby isn't making you dutch babies why are you even married?

A delicious freshly made dutch baby covers an entire Corelle dinner plate next to a Tupperware container full of powdered sugar that is clearly about to meet said dutch baby in a explosion of Flavortown that would make Guy Fieri blush from stem to stern

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Gremlin Ass Fizz Bitch @fizzbitch.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

Goose has seized the office chair from the Buy Nothing group

A black office chair has a luxuriating Goose spread across it, which confusingly is actually a purebred Burmese cat

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Gremlin Ass Fizz Bitch @fizzbitch.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

It took a few decades but I've realized I'm an adult and I can put a noodle cat picture in the kitchen if I want to

Canvas painting of a black cat eating ramen with chopsticks centered on the wall above a black cabinet with baskets of fruit on it

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Gremlin Ass Fizz Bitch @fizzbitch.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

This hotel has an impressive number of locks I like the DO NOT DISTURB one best

The inside of a hotel room showing a somewhat worn looking door frame with three separate locks. The first is a flip switch type, the second a deadbolt, and the third a DO NOT DISTURB lock.

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Gremlin Ass Fizz Bitch @fizzbitch.bsky.social · 24/08/2025

I have been to Montreal, I have seen new versions of family members names being absolutely butchered, I have survived the trip back

An Arby's receipt from Greater Sudbury, ON showing the order for "clunte"

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Gremlin Ass Fizz Bitch @fizzbitch.bsky.social · 14/08/2025

You're welcome and happy birthday bonus cat!

Lucy aka the Goose aka Big Beautiful Pontoon Goose, a CFA champion sable Burmese, sitting on her servant's shoulder with the most I'm not buying your bullshit face you've ever seen

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Gremlin Ass Fizz Bitch @fizzbitch.bsky.social · 08/08/2025

When Biden stepped down, and he never should have run, there was no new primary. Don't take my word for it.

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Gremlin Ass Fizz Bitch @fizzbitch.bsky.social · 05/07/2025

Baby needs to work on its survival skills

A baby bunny munching on clover by the edge of a concrete patio, with the clothes of the picture taker in it and part of a kids picnic table past the bunny making it obvious the bunny is maybe 3-4 feet from the person

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Gremlin Ass Fizz Bitch @fizzbitch.bsky.social · 29/06/2025

I am the best seat in the house it's official

View from my perspective sitting in a recliner with a Siamese cat on my lap in the front and a Bombay cat curled up right behind him with her head on his shoulder

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Gremlin Ass Fizz Bitch @fizzbitch.bsky.social · 19/06/2025

Apparently it's once again time for hubby's divorced parents to reach out separately while pretending like nothing has ever happened and completely ignoring why he doesn't talk to them to begin with. Makes me wonder what's up with the golden child and her kids.

A fat sad white cat with tearing eyes drinks from a small juice box labeled "THIS SHIT AGAIN" with a frowny face on it under the caption "MMMMM, MY FAVORITE."

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Gremlin Ass Fizz Bitch @fizzbitch.bsky.social · 18/06/2025

Today's adventures include recliner surgery

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Gremlin Ass Fizz Bitch @fizzbitch.bsky.social · 16/06/2025

This is Goose (aka Lucy). Gotta be careful with the names/nicknames here if it was cow related people might try to milk her...

Big beautiful pontoon Goose, aka cat named Lucy, making a salty expression while being a cat loaf across my hubby's shoulders

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Gremlin Ass Fizz Bitch @fizzbitch.bsky.social · 14/06/2025

If the girls don't find you handsome at least they'll find you handy. Duct tape to the rescue.

Formerly broken glasses vaguely duct taped together again

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