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Five Ives @fivyivy.bsky.social · 06/04/2025

yo la tengo - you can have it all live at fuji fest (2007 i think) gets a 5 min standing ovation from me in my bedroom

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Five Ives @fivyivy.bsky.social · 03/04/2025

Good star lesbian but for never having used chat gpt

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Five Ives @fivyivy.bsky.social · 02/04/2025

Went on a date last night and told her that a Guinness tap is like a glory hole. The more people use it the better. Genuinely what did I mean by that

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Five Ives @fivyivy.bsky.social · 24/03/2025

Listening to yo la tango on my Walkman on this train. Lowkey I am a vibe

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Five Ives @fivyivy.bsky.social · 23/03/2025

thikning about david berman this sunday evening. it's sunny and 75, it feels so good being alive.

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Five Ives @fivyivy.bsky.social · 04/10/2024

a hairstylist is kinda like a therapist but you actually get something useful from it at the end

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Five Ives @fivyivy.bsky.social · 21/08/2024

i have been in the trenches of the ibs war

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Five Ives @fivyivy.bsky.social · 29/07/2024

I had to take care of a friends cats for a few days and they’re great cats but they’re names are Merlin and mouse, I just think it’s fucked up to have a cat named mouse

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Five Ives @fivyivy.bsky.social · 28/07/2024

When you got for an optometry appointment do they give you new glasses every time or do you have to hand the old ones back

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Five Ives @fivyivy.bsky.social · 04/04/2024

I actually honestly seriously genuinely think I’m addicted to crosswords I’m knocking out like 4 a day

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Five Ives @fivyivy.bsky.social · 04/04/2024

applying for jobs working for rail companies happy autistm awareness month

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Five Ives @fivyivy.bsky.social · 05/10/2023

(desperately needs a job voice) I should make a new topsters

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Five Ives @fivyivy.bsky.social · 20/09/2023

you cannot call yourself a monster fucker unless you would sleep with: Sasquatch Godzilla King Kong Loch Ness Goblin Ghoul A Zombie with no conscience

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Five Ives @fivyivy.bsky.social · 09/09/2023

i wake up at 5am every day so i can stay unemployed for longer

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Five Ives @fivyivy.bsky.social · 31/08/2023

i have pikmin deprivation syndrome, i really wanted to get pikmin 1 on the gamecube back in like 2005 but my dad wouldn't let me because he thought "it looks like shit"

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Five Ives @fivyivy.bsky.social · 30/08/2023

tell me where you're from with a food pic :3

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Five Ives @fivyivy.bsky.social · 26/08/2023

I have a confession to make. I actually kinda like The Smiths

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Five Ives @fivyivy.bsky.social · 23/08/2023

I love cecil harvey in the amano artowrk he's so cunty it's not even funny

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Five Ives @fivyivy.bsky.social · 19/08/2023

yoooooo omg what if instead of blue sky it was boob sky

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Five Ives @fivyivy.bsky.social · 18/08/2023

literally posted one of my invite codes in a discord and linked my bluesky so they could follow me and someone's used the code and not followed me. it's cool actually i don't care i'm fine with it

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Five Ives @fivyivy.bsky.social · 13/08/2023

i think a lot of leftist americans would be violently sick if they found out that Ireland is not Europe's Cuba but is instead a wealthy tax haven with a massive housing crisis that is Western Europe's tech hub

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Five Ives @fivyivy.bsky.social · 12/08/2023

lowkey why is the blue pikmin so cunty

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Five Ives @fivyivy.bsky.social · 11/08/2023

You are not "eepy" you have a master's degree

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Five Ives @fivyivy.bsky.social · 08/08/2023

I am literally being made fun of for liking stale crackers and rice cakes. Friend said "oh yeah I ate stale crackers when i had an ED" Mortified

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Five Ives @fivyivy.bsky.social · 07/08/2023

apparently there was tex mex discourse here and i have nothing to say except: if the average american was forced to eat mexican food u can find in the UK they would probably kill themselves

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Five Ives @fivyivy.bsky.social · 06/08/2023

RIP Germaine Greer you would've loved genshin impact

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Five Ives @fivyivy.bsky.social · 06/08/2023

Waooooooo so biggggggg! I wish a giant snail would slide across the world

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