fivepointnine.bsky.social @fivepointnine.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Struggling badly at 1-9 in PACWEST play, then the remaining seven players on the team also quit after her postgame comments calling out "these little girls who can't even out-rebound Malaspina" 010
fivepointnine.bsky.social @fivepointnine.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Obligatory reference whenever Kelly Gruber is mentioned 151
fivepointnine.bsky.social @fivepointnine.bsky.social · 30/05/2026See, Rob Manfred?? The fish acknowledges the opponent's preparation and accepts they have to change their approach. 000
fivepointnine.bsky.social @fivepointnine.bsky.social · 11/05/2026"The 89ers' supporters deserve a return to the top of the table and I believe I have the team in place to face up to those challenges. We will be back to ULEB play as well. Whatever game-fixing, so-called, happened with a different roster is irrelevant to this great group we have." 200
fivepointnine.bsky.social @fivepointnine.bsky.social · 23/03/2026Wow. Much worse than this, which is not-ha-ha-funny not cleared in winter (they drive around and clear the grass, which inevitably becomes mud). 010
fivepointnine.bsky.social @fivepointnine.bsky.social · 18/02/2026NAIT administrators announce their intention to void his contract after he admitted on the "ACAC Attack" podcast he had helped recruit three players to Augustana 110
fivepointnine.bsky.social @fivepointnine.bsky.social · 05/02/2026"We just split a pair at King's and the Mount, two very tough teams, and you're asking me about a former -- a FORMER -- assistant coach." 111
fivepointnine.bsky.social @fivepointnine.bsky.social · 04/12/2025Sources not authorized to speak publicly say seven people filed complaints after the department Christmas party at the Oakroom Grill; was officially "fired with cause for an off-court incident" five days after the party. 101
fivepointnine.bsky.social @fivepointnine.bsky.social · 24/11/2025Diverted operations funding to Keg dinners with his girlfriend, then bus broke down on the way to a weekend sweep at Cambrian. Associate athletic director "not pleased." 211
fivepointnine.bsky.social @fivepointnine.bsky.social · 05/11/2025"Marist deserves modern basketball" said by the AD three times at a press conference announcing his firing, following recordings of his bus driver abuse released by players and a 97-54 loss to Le Moyne 101
fivepointnine.bsky.social @fivepointnine.bsky.social · 27/10/2025"I don't know why they'd put us on TV and then say we're only 24th in the country. You can tell the people who made whatever RPI is that I'm not impressed with them either. We'll keep playing for our fans and let the numbers and the critics take care of themselves." 211
fivepointnine.bsky.social @fivepointnine.bsky.social · 21/10/2025@itschristmastown.bsky.social don't know if it's Hallmark that's shooting here but certainly a Hallmark-ass set decoration on this Hamilton, Ontario Irish pub. Just in case you needed to know prices were going up. Moderately. 010
fivepointnine.bsky.social @fivepointnine.bsky.social · 09/10/2025"Understand me, yes? I defeated Bourg without them and we will defeat Limoges without them. They have quit on this team forever; that to me is clear. When we are building a program here we don't need this disloyalty." 201
fivepointnine.bsky.social @fivepointnine.bsky.social · 22/09/2025Openly campaigning for Conestoga job while attending preseason tournament "as a fan." Repeatedly claims to have been "Mountaineer of the Week" but refuses to say which week it was. 111
fivepointnine.bsky.social @fivepointnine.bsky.social · 16/09/2025[while waving away the SID] "No, you know what? I didn't shake his hand. Why? 35 fouls to Dartmouth's four. Figure it out." 101
fivepointnine.bsky.social @fivepointnine.bsky.social · 11/09/2025Whispers about an assistant coach revolt intensify following losses to Humber and Canadore at home to drop to 1-7; has not left her Davis office in three days 110
fivepointnine.bsky.social @fivepointnine.bsky.social · 05/09/2025"I don't [expletive] report to the fans. I report to [athletic director] Josh [Whitman]." 101
fivepointnine.bsky.social @fivepointnine.bsky.social · 14/06/2025I don't care if the wall looks like this. An affront to the game. 000
fivepointnine.bsky.social @fivepointnine.bsky.social · 29/04/2025"I've promised Bruins basketball. I still think we can provide that next season. Will I be back? Will I--next question. Come on." 110
fivepointnine.bsky.social @fivepointnine.bsky.social · 29/04/2025Shoutout to Stokoe Plumbing for THIS horseshit move 000
fivepointnine.bsky.social @fivepointnine.bsky.social · 20/01/2025Worrying signs during his first coaching job in 20 years when he called timeout three seconds into the second quarter and later when he asked the officials "what that one meant" amidst a poor imitation of a charging call announcement 110
fivepointnine.bsky.social @fivepointnine.bsky.social · 26/09/2023Finished 6-10 and lost in round 1 for the fifth year in a row, but only resigned in July after what was euphemistically described as "inviting a guest speaker who didn't meet the Martlet Mindset" 101
fivepointnine.bsky.social @fivepointnine.bsky.social · 22/09/2023"Mr. Riesdale is not a friend, I see him professionally and socially sometimes, and he doesn't tell me what wagers he makes--or if he wagers at all. My wife may have had dinner with his wife once or twice, yes, but I don't recall if I was there." 101
fivepointnine.bsky.social @fivepointnine.bsky.social · 22/09/2023Never made a playoff appearance in five years; 0-4 start with all losses by 40+ points; newly-elected mayor had publicly called for the firing to open her State of the City address 101
fivepointnine.bsky.social @fivepointnine.bsky.social · 16/08/2023Already 2-4 after a Brock blowout at Homecoming, now deflecting questions about spending booster money on private suites when 5 of 13 players on the roster wrote an op-ed for the student paper about housing and food insecurity 111
fivepointnine.bsky.social @fivepointnine.bsky.social · 05/07/2023"I look forward to taking over a great program here and I'm happy to announce that under my leadership we will start playing FIBA rules in all OUA games." 100
fivepointnine.bsky.social @fivepointnine.bsky.social · 05/07/2023"I've always respected the players and the families both at Waterloo and here at...I guess the mob want me to call it TMU...and I sincerely apologize if anyone took our post the wrong way. Gregsie was not a finalist for the Moser and I don't know who approved that." 110
fivepointnine.bsky.social @fivepointnine.bsky.social · 05/07/2023"... for what was normal team-building with a few pictures taken out of context. I want our focus now as Carabins to be on OUR game: le basket des grands garçons, pour CHAQUE possession, CHAQUE pério--non, j'n sais pas. I already told you I can't remember who brought the hoods." 100
fivepointnine.bsky.social @fivepointnine.bsky.social · 05/07/2023Hanging on at 3-5 in OUA play, fired after a 34-point loss in the Rod Shoveller bronze medal game led to $28,700 of damage in the Delta Barrington fitness room. "We didn't deliver results and didn't deliver Lancer basketball but I stand by the culture change we created here." 100
fivepointnine.bsky.social @fivepointnine.bsky.social · 05/07/2023“…but I can’t rebound the ball FOR them. Our players have to do that, and they have to do it against Ontario Tech just like they do against Carleton. We can now only hope we are ready for OUAs on Friday. ...Thursday? I guess now we have to play on Thursday.” 100
fivepointnine.bsky.social @fivepointnine.bsky.social · 05/07/2023Reminding the media you actually went "83 wins without a tech" after multiple player ejections in the third quarter of a 12-point loss to a depleted Seneca at the Naismith 100
fivepointnine.bsky.social @fivepointnine.bsky.social · 05/07/2023"Look, that Laurier-Waterloo road trip is historically very difficult for us--as you should know, Morris--and we achieved our goal of getting out of there with a split. Did I like the effort all weekend? No." 100
