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trucks @fivehole.bsky.social · 18h
My caturday offering: my sister’s needy and sheddy cat
A torty responding to the pspsps. There is cat fur shedding all over the place
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trucks @fivehole.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
The Rules: Time-tested Secrets for Capturing the Heart of Mr. Right by Ellen Fein and Sherrie Schneider
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trucks @fivehole.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I got that tattooed on me in 2002.
Tattoo of a tetradrachm.
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trucks @fivehole.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Screenshot from Ferris Bueller’s Day Off where Ed Rooney is telling Cameron that he needs to provide proof that Sloane’s grandma is dead in order to get her released from school.
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trucks @fivehole.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I wonder if this means I finally get my Minnesotan card after living here for 23 years.
A dialect map indicating I talk most like someone from Minnesota.
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trucks @fivehole.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Epic handshake meme featuring this frog and Built to Spill agreeing they would both hurt a fly
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trucks @fivehole.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
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trucks @fivehole.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
St. Paul hates that gal and ICE
Peggy by 23k votes in my district
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trucks @fivehole.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
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trucks @fivehole.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
These work just fine for my gringo ass.
La Perla corn tortillas from Minneapolis sold at the St Paul Kowalski’s on Grand.
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trucks @fivehole.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Exhibit A
A cat grooming a big ass dog
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trucks @fivehole.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Lmao if this is true of every single man, all I have to say is this:
Whole man disposal services truck
“Yes the entire man”
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trucks @fivehole.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
There’s no way this doesn’t result in a mass of this:
The Matt Bors cartoon about white men
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trucks @fivehole.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Blur playing Wembley in 2023
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trucks @fivehole.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
What's going on?
It's annoying or not interesting
✅ I'm in this photo and I don't like it 
I think it shouldn't be on Facebook
It's spam
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trucks @fivehole.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Are we talking about the people who designed the St. Paul poster?
A bespoke Cure poster from 2023 for a show at the Xcel Center in St Paul but it fucking says Minneapolis
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trucks @fivehole.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Also wtf is this horse shit?????
Argus Leader.
Lead flips in mayoral race as Erickson takes over
• • •
SHELLY CONLON, SIOUX FALLS ARGUS
LEADER
Updated 11:00 pm CDT Jun. 23, 2026
Polls have opened for Sioux Falls' much anticipated runoff Election Day, with mayoral and three City Council seats up for grabs.
Throughout today, we'll recap races, remind you of what's at stake and share important polling updates right here. Then, when polls close at 7 p.m., expect ballot totals for candidates to be updated regularly as counting gets underway.
Sioux Falls mayoral election watch parties
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trucks @fivehole.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
The sambusas were boss
Homemade sambusas from the hooyos where I volunteered
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trucks @fivehole.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Young MC said peace out bitch
Instagram comments where Young MC says he’s not playing the show after all, deuces.
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trucks @fivehole.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Looks like maybe some of these chaps got suckered?
Instagram comments on a Young MC post and when questioned, Young MC said:

“It was never presented to me as performing for Trump or MAGA. It was an event in D.C. for D.C. The political affiliation only came to my attention this morning. I will have more to say shortly”


(It should be noted that two hours have passed without further clarification.)
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trucks @fivehole.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
I had my second one working in the potato mines by the time he was five.
Picture of a blonde kid with safety kitchen gloves on cutting new potatoes for a salad.
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trucks @fivehole.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
And here’s my smart, good girl.
A v v good girl named Lou
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trucks @fivehole.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
P sure this is where the jackalope myth originated
Rabbit with fuckin horns
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trucks @fivehole.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
I have fewer than zero answers about life, but at least I’m not employed by ice
Slap art sticker says “Wife left, kids hate me, please help” but help ain’t coming bitch
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trucks @fivehole.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
It’s giving the same vibes as my mom’s Saturday special. SLICED RIPE OLIVES
Here’s what’s cookin’: “Saturday Special”
Serves: 4
Recipe from the kitchen of: Mom
3/4-1 lb ground beef or turkey
1 can baby peas, drained
1 can condensed cream of mushroom soup
1 can sliced water chestnuts
1 small package egg noodles (or any other pasta that you have)
Salt, pepper, garlic, and sweet basil to taste

Brown ground meat, add soup, water chestnuts and peas, mix. Cook noodles. Serve each in a separate dish … mix on your plate.

You can add some canned or fresh mushrooms and/or SLICED RIPE OLIVES.Here’s what’s cookin’: “Saturday Special”
Serves: 4
Recipe from the kitchen of: Mom
3/4-1 lb ground beef or turkey
1 can baby peas, drained
1 can condensed cream of mushroom soup
1 can sliced water chestnuts
1 small package egg noodles (or any other pasta that you have)
Salt, pepper, garlic, and sweet basil to taste

Brown ground meat, add soup, water chestnuts and peas, mix. Cook noodles. Serve each in a separate dish … mix on your plate.

You can add some canned or fresh mushrooms and/or SLICED RIPE OLIVES.
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trucks @fivehole.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
I got this one in 2018 in Stockholm
A bird on the head of King Karl XIII in Stockholm, 2018.
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trucks @fivehole.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Thanks for the fishing lure though?
A City Connect-branded MN fishing lure. It was today’s giveaway.
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trucks @fivehole.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
All that stands between me and a Twingo blackout is Forest Lake’s finest, Matt Wallner.
Twingo with just Wallner reaching base empty.
Matt Wallner of the Twins, currently hitting .163 and 0 for 3 today.
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trucks @fivehole.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Thanks a lot for selling off the relief pitching, dudes!
A ridiculous top of the eighth wherein 8 of the 9 players scored and the 9-spot hit a fucking dong.
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trucks @fivehole.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
I mean
Shrimp and crab claws on ice
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trucks @fivehole.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Duluth trading company ad for jeans called “ballroom jeans” and the tagline is “crouch without the ouch” cuz they are super witty and like a good play on words
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trucks @fivehole.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
My little sister had the Victorian mansion side set with the copper and the hobo and it was 🧑‍🍳 💋
Playmobil set with a park bench. There’s a shoeless honk with a wine bottle and a knapsack on the bench. Some cop with a saber and a pickelhaube is harassing him.
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trucks @fivehole.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Ima pin this win on me wearing this silly shirt my husband bought me last season
NAW & ORDER (Special Defensive Unit) t shirt, I know we don’t have NAW anymore and I miss him big time but we still have ORDER
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trucks @fivehole.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Midnight snack etc
You know, stacks of tomato slices, cucumbers, feta, Kalamata olives, plus salty peppers, oregano, and olive oil, as one does.
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trucks @fivehole.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
These tacos from a soccer match were p good
Pork tacos with green salsa
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trucks @fivehole.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
No questions about Britt Eklund and her tits out, just wicker concern because mum needed to save up for the motorcycle
A got dam wicker motorcycle
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trucks @fivehole.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Ask and ye shall receive
Tony Gonzales announces his retirement, bye bye, ya sex pest
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trucks @fivehole.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Just got kicked out of Volcano National Park because Kīlauea got a little frisky this morning just after we paid our $30. I blame Jessica Fletcher.
Kīlauea popping off.Book for sale in the Volcano general store. It’s a Murder, She Wrote novel.
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trucks @fivehole.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Screenshot from the Simpsons, Ned Flanders opened a shop in the mall called “The Leftorium.” It has everything for the left-handed man, woman, and child.
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trucks @fivehole.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
He’s not what I’d call a hot fella, this screams plant from his side to me. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Screenshot from a daily beast article, highlighted portion reads:

I was completely shocked. I said, 'Why are you doing this?' I didn't think hot guys did this," she said. "He said he didn't care. I thought, you should care-your wife could lose everything she's ever worked for."
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trucks @fivehole.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Don’t fall for it
Snow expected Wednesday and Saturday in St Paul
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trucks @fivehole.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Jarvis killing it in Minneapolis 2025
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trucks @fivehole.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Gallipoli
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trucks @fivehole.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
He faked like he’s seen it but his parents haven’t given him a web browser on his phone yet
Band member of Goitse
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trucks @fivehole.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
His older brother knows and he’s giggled at 2 girls 1 cup
Band member of Goitse
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trucks @fivehole.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
She has no idea
Band member of Goitse
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trucks @fivehole.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
He DEFINITELY knows
Band member of Goitse
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trucks @fivehole.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
He knows
Band member of goitse
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trucks @fivehole.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
I mean, I would have been sitting at the table for hours in a standoff with my mom? Of course, the extent of my palate was pepperoni pizza, grilled cheese sandwiches, and Doritos, so
Red peppers, garlic, polenta
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trucks @fivehole.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
OG Frank Burns :(
Robert Duvall as Frank Burns, reading is bible as Hawkeye and Trapper John (Sutherland and Gould) catcall him.
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