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*sigh* bapanada

@fiveforsilver.bsky.social
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pithy and pissy. servant of a tortie with perpetual resting bitch face (aren't they all?); art lady (currently) without space to do art. "socialism" is not a four-letter word. we all do better when we all do better. failing that: look for the Luigis.

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*sigh* bapanada @fiveforsilver.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Want Me To Kill Them?
ALT: Want Me To Kill Them?
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*sigh* bapanada @fiveforsilver.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Some real "such as" energy from this Fembot.
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*sigh* bapanada @fiveforsilver.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Today is the fourth anniversary of my partner's sudden and untimely death. He would have been 43 in December. I emailed his mom this afternoon to check in on her and tonight I'm going to blast the Spotify playlist I have for him and cry my heart out.
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*sigh* bapanada @fiveforsilver.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Mine is like the meme: no create, only
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*sigh* bapanada @fiveforsilver.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
30 Rock is one of the shows in my regular rewatch rotation. I use the "I want to go to there" and/or Liz's epic eyeroll gifs almost daily.
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*sigh* bapanada @fiveforsilver.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
(I say "kid" not as a pejorative, but because they are 24 and I am almost 50 and because they made a joke about their prefrontal cortex being fully formed on their next birthday, lol)
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*sigh* bapanada @fiveforsilver.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Today I got my hair cut at a local non-chain salon simply because they stressed on their website that they are a queer/disabled/neurodivergent inclusive space and I wanted to support them because all of that is extremely cool. I got my hair cut by a sweet non-binary kid and loved chatting with them.
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*sigh* bapanada @fiveforsilver.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"Will this be fine?" "Absolutely, because later I went back into the chamber where someone was trying to shoot at me and I DIDN'T get shot at." 🤬
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*sigh* bapanada @fiveforsilver.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Those cookies are SO ADDICTIVE.
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*sigh* bapanada @fiveforsilver.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Jerky!
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*sigh* bapanada @fiveforsilver.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It's the best chill game. I turn on a podcast and turn off my brain.
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*sigh* bapanada @fiveforsilver.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I've been on a real AFI kick lately. Sing the Sorrow and Decemberunderground are such fantastic albums.
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*sigh* bapanada @fiveforsilver.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
bring back the sunrooms or I'm still out
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*sigh* bapanada @fiveforsilver.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Solid list. Mine: 1. Disney Dreamlight Valley (a surprise, really) 2. Farm Together 3. Cozy Grove 4. Power Wash Simulator 5. Astroneer 6. My Time at Sandrock 7. New World (pre-Aeternum) 8. House Flipper 9. Raft 10. Lost Ark My time in Satisfactory is on Epic, but it would have been at #10 here.
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*sigh* bapanada @fiveforsilver.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
oh, won't somebody please think of the rapists?
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*sigh* bapanada @fiveforsilver.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Looooved CKII. That is, until I started getting curbstomped nonstop by the Aztecs.
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*sigh* bapanada @fiveforsilver.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Honestly, I thought chicken and waffles was the best of the three, but none of them were good enough to finish out the pack, much less buy again. I was the most disappointed by the banana pudding flavor. It didn't taste like banana pudding so much as it did circus peanuts, which: ick.
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*sigh* bapanada @fiveforsilver.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Oh, it's a man. What a surprise.
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*sigh* bapanada @fiveforsilver.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Right? What a fucking loser.
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*sigh* bapanada @fiveforsilver.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Excellent headline, incredible article.
futurism.com
People Who Drink Their Own Pee Are Obsessed With AI, Using It to Reassure Themselves That It's a Miraculous Cure-All
Urine therapy fans share tactics to bypass AI safeguards in order to reinforce their belief in the medicinal qualities of pee.
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*sigh* bapanada @fiveforsilver.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Admittedly, my initial reaction was "Are you out of your fucking mind?! Obviously don't bring a drink to an interview!," and upon further reflection, I am happy to report that that my opinion remains the same. It's like smokers/vapers. When/why do so many grown-ass adults need constant binkies?
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*sigh* bapanada @fiveforsilver.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I have not! I have some friends who will be interested in that one!
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*sigh* bapanada @fiveforsilver.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I'm not terribly girly, but I adore chill games, and this one got hooked directly into my veins. It's so good.
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*sigh* bapanada @fiveforsilver.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"you just got KLOBBED"
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*sigh* bapanada @fiveforsilver.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Along the same lines: people who do things "just to see your reaction." No. Get entirely away from me with your nonsense.
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*sigh* bapanada @fiveforsilver.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Yep! They even have little chunks of meat in them!
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*sigh* bapanada @fiveforsilver.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I feel you. Tira, my sassy tortie, will follow me around and scream at me until she gets some soup (Friskies makes these Lil Soups that she loves).
hot and spicy kitten
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*sigh* bapanada @fiveforsilver.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Tira the tiny owl kitty loves her box house
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*sigh* bapanada @fiveforsilver.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Imagine being embarrassed by one of the country's most decent public servants and humans. It sure says a lot more about her than about him.
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*sigh* bapanada @fiveforsilver.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Funniest thread I've read in a while.
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*sigh* bapanada @fiveforsilver.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Agreed! As soon as I'm employed again, I'm going to look into that.
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*sigh* bapanada @fiveforsilver.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
(total hysterectomy in 2018, coming up on 50 in November, and my PCP said my hormone levels are not quite out of whack enough for HRT yet, but I kinda don't believe him because RAGE)
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*sigh* bapanada @fiveforsilver.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I seriously think about this all the time.
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*sigh* bapanada @fiveforsilver.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Absolutely, Governor Walz. I had surgery at the Mayo Clinic to remove a brain tumor when I was 2. My family has nothing but good things to say about the care I received.
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*sigh* bapanada @fiveforsilver.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Oh my god.
static.klipy.com
Homer Simpson Drools
Alt: Homer Simpson Drools
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*sigh* bapanada @fiveforsilver.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Oh good, it's time for the 24 Hours Hate.
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*sigh* bapanada @fiveforsilver.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
NOOOOOOO. That show was so good 😭
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*sigh* bapanada @fiveforsilver.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I swear to christ, if I see one more email starting with "thank you for/we appreciate your interest" or "thank you for taking the time to apply," I am going to LOSE. IT. I've been out of work since last April. It's incredibly demoralizing and I feel so hopeless.
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*sigh* bapanada @fiveforsilver.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
No, the real question is literally the one you're being asked, you slimy bastard.
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*sigh* bapanada @fiveforsilver.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Tumblr post from plaguedocboi: 

I'm listening to the radio at work and I'm officially declaring it illegal to write any more songs about romance and sex and breakups. There are too many. Song topics from now on can include but are not limited to: 

Wizards
Pirates 
Unusual weather phenomenon
Ghosts
The horror of vast empty spaces
How much you love you silly little cat when you pap him on the head and he says mrrp
A really good cup of coffee
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*sigh* bapanada @fiveforsilver.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
It is so wild to me that basic bitch stuff like "no human is illegal" and "POC matter" and "LGBTQIA+ people deserve equal rights" is so difficult for what's supposed to be the better party to get a fucking grip on. Why are Democrats So Embarrassing: Chapter 6,000.
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*sigh* bapanada @fiveforsilver.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
It occurred to me as I was waiting to fall asleep last night: as of September 1st, I've been cancer-free for twenty years. ✊🏻
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*sigh* bapanada @fiveforsilver.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I'm kind of glad my account is small. I couldn't bear endless dipshits having endless dipshit arguments in my mentions.
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*sigh* bapanada @fiveforsilver.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
There shouldn't be a "world's richest" unless it's a dessert. Billionaires and beyond should be illegal.
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ddiiggss @ddiiggss.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
lmao
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*sigh* bapanada @fiveforsilver.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Oh man. A long-ago boyfriend worked at Tippett and absolutely adored it. He passed away a few years ago. I know that this news would have broken his heart.
avclub.com
Star Wars and RoboCop special effects artist Phil Tippett closes legendary Berkeley studio
Star Wars and RoboCop special effects artist Phil Tippett closes legendary Berkeley studio
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*sigh* bapanada @fiveforsilver.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
man, neither one of those people want to be doing that
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*sigh* bapanada @fiveforsilver.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
yes please 😆
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*sigh* bapanada @fiveforsilver.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
This is an incredible post.
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*sigh* bapanada @fiveforsilver.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Cheese grater attachment?! That is SO COOL.
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