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desperatedan

@fiveacre.bsky.social
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rewilding things on behalf of every tree, bee and blade of grass, fighting Myalgic Encephalomyelitis and watching the ongoing collapse of civilisation trying to be nice, often fail, they/them

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desperatedan @fiveacre.bsky.social · 2h
TIL fart isn't even a swear
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desperatedan @fiveacre.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
those guys are all naked but keep talking about how nice their clothes are and how we should all dress like that bit daft if you ask me
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desperatedan @fiveacre.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
f***!
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desperatedan @fiveacre.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
well done! got a lot easier for me after 2-3 weeks
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desperatedan @fiveacre.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
halfway to a ersatz calzone
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desperatedan @fiveacre.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I use a garmin watch and it/the app doesn't bug me to do anything unless I directly ask it to
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desperatedan @fiveacre.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
ah, this might be why I can't get android auto to do anything for me while driving anymore then
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desperatedan @fiveacre.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
gliding down in price
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desperatedan @fiveacre.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
might as well teach them about unicorns for all their chance of finding one when they leave school
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desperatedan @fiveacre.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
'grats!
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desperatedan @fiveacre.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
again award
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desperatedan @fiveacre.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
this was the reform linked account, right? Iran nicked me petrol m8
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desperatedan @fiveacre.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
if they are going to accept your transphobic, migrant hating, disabled bashing regime, I want no part of joining them
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desperatedan @fiveacre.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
always "we are planting trees" and never the "we are also looking after them to ensure they get established and don't dry out inside a plastic tube" nor the far more efficient "throw the right seeds around and leave the place alone" approach
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desperatedan @fiveacre.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
there are many types of INNIT, but by far the most common is the INNIT M8
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desperatedan @fiveacre.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
up all night ranking off dogs
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desperatedan @fiveacre.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
bum dribble.
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desperatedan @fiveacre.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
its the girth that brings the mirth
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desperatedan @fiveacre.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
ask not for whom the woim toins, it toins for thee
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desperatedan @fiveacre.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
unrelated dispute between villagers escalated I reckon, and the RAF base is just happenstance the locals aren't gonna say anything of course, due to the rural omerta
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desperatedan @fiveacre.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
all the bad things can keep happening though, no need for public approval for that or making the situation worse, no need for a new manifesto for that stuff!
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desperatedan @fiveacre.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
the stick will be used until the next election, when carrot may be included in the manifesto* *no for realsies this time honest
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desperatedan @fiveacre.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
was it an agreed part of getting the interview? some nice fluff phrases like that
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desperatedan @fiveacre.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
absolutely forceful in the manner he's doing absolutely nothing a tour de farce
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desperatedan @fiveacre.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
hey you said his condemnation was unequivocal and then you go through his equivocations whats going on with that eh?
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desperatedan @fiveacre.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
or, he got caught doing 28 in a 20 and never shut up since
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desperatedan @fiveacre.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
cheeseboard a full cheeseboard with enough to share!
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desperatedan @fiveacre.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
maybe they are trans and labour hate them maybe they are disabled and labour hate them maybe their partner is a migrant and oh you better believe labour hate them maybe they oppose genocide, held up a sign and labour hate them maybe they want to prevent climate collapse, and labour hate them
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desperatedan @fiveacre.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
dazzling
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desperatedan @fiveacre.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
it might have been a premier inn but it wasn't
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desperatedan @fiveacre.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
getting thrown out of this travelodge by both managers at 2am vibes
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desperatedan @fiveacre.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
these "defensive" missions quite often consist of british made bombs dropped by british made aircraft flown by british trained pilots who fly back and have british made replacement parts installed quite often by british contractors so aye I'm also feeling the tankers are a nod and a wink
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desperatedan @fiveacre.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
just think of the kind of plastic bag tax they might get!
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desperatedan @fiveacre.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
helping them defensively bomb people
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desperatedan @fiveacre.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
yes, "unsettling", quite!
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desperatedan @fiveacre.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
that base is insufficiently flared imo
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desperatedan @fiveacre.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
did you maybe mean to reply to a different post? by someone else? on a different website?
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desperatedan @fiveacre.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
carrot and stick approach, wherein you get hit by a stick if you ask about where the carrot went
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desperatedan @fiveacre.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
thanks, I just made a sound like someone scraped a chair over a wood floor
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desperatedan @fiveacre.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
government, media and corporate interests developing paramilitary gangs to enforce brutal fascism as an escape vehicle for their vested interests while capitalism sinks and the planet burns
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desperatedan @fiveacre.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
if you don't get it you don't get it and you? you don't get it
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desperatedan @fiveacre.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
fitty shades of blue maga more like
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desperatedan @fiveacre.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
it's not really spread as an entirely novel thing- there are key differences of course- but the aesthetic is pretty darn close to what shows like "the only way is essex" exploited and have been stereotyped to my beloved/beshitted essex since at least the late 90's
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desperatedan @fiveacre.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I mean, the guy himself was absolutely gushing over them, I don't see what the problem is
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desperatedan @fiveacre.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I don't want *FOP* goddamnit, I'm a Dapper Dan Man!
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desperatedan @fiveacre.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
as a dapper dan man, I wholeheartedly concur
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desperatedan @fiveacre.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I fear this village and therefore demand it ceases to exist, so I don't have to sit on my sofa in a state of fear I will stop doing the litter picking that I wasn't doing beforehand anyway, just to show 'em!
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desperatedan @fiveacre.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
nothing is cheaper than being rich already
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desperatedan @fiveacre.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
weird, I opened this post and every dog on the street barked like mad
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desperatedan @fiveacre.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
balaclava clad good vibes gang
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