desperatedan @fiveacre.bsky.social · 05/10/2026those guys are all naked but keep talking about how nice their clothes are and how we should all dress like that bit daft if you ask me 000
desperatedan @fiveacre.bsky.social · 03/10/2026well done! got a lot easier for me after 2-3 weeks 111
desperatedan @fiveacre.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I use a garmin watch and it/the app doesn't bug me to do anything unless I directly ask it to 010
desperatedan @fiveacre.bsky.social · 01/10/2026ah, this might be why I can't get android auto to do anything for me while driving anymore then 010
desperatedan @fiveacre.bsky.social · 01/10/2026might as well teach them about unicorns for all their chance of finding one when they leave school 040
desperatedan @fiveacre.bsky.social · 30/09/2026this was the reform linked account, right? Iran nicked me petrol m8 001
desperatedan @fiveacre.bsky.social · 30/09/2026if they are going to accept your transphobic, migrant hating, disabled bashing regime, I want no part of joining them 050
desperatedan @fiveacre.bsky.social · 30/09/2026always "we are planting trees" and never the "we are also looking after them to ensure they get established and don't dry out inside a plastic tube" nor the far more efficient "throw the right seeds around and leave the place alone" approach 120
desperatedan @fiveacre.bsky.social · 30/09/2026there are many types of INNIT, but by far the most common is the INNIT M8 010
desperatedan @fiveacre.bsky.social · 28/09/2026ask not for whom the woim toins, it toins for thee 0110
desperatedan @fiveacre.bsky.social · 28/09/2026unrelated dispute between villagers escalated I reckon, and the RAF base is just happenstance the locals aren't gonna say anything of course, due to the rural omerta 0130
desperatedan @fiveacre.bsky.social · 27/09/2026all the bad things can keep happening though, no need for public approval for that or making the situation worse, no need for a new manifesto for that stuff! 000
desperatedan @fiveacre.bsky.social · 27/09/2026the stick will be used until the next election, when carrot may be included in the manifesto* *no for realsies this time honest 000
desperatedan @fiveacre.bsky.social · 27/09/2026was it an agreed part of getting the interview? some nice fluff phrases like that 030
desperatedan @fiveacre.bsky.social · 27/09/2026absolutely forceful in the manner he's doing absolutely nothing a tour de farce 080
desperatedan @fiveacre.bsky.social · 27/09/2026hey you said his condemnation was unequivocal and then you go through his equivocations whats going on with that eh? 1121
desperatedan @fiveacre.bsky.social · 27/09/2026or, he got caught doing 28 in a 20 and never shut up since 000
desperatedan @fiveacre.bsky.social · 26/09/2026cheeseboard a full cheeseboard with enough to share! 110
desperatedan @fiveacre.bsky.social · 24/09/2026maybe they are trans and labour hate them maybe they are disabled and labour hate them maybe their partner is a migrant and oh you better believe labour hate them maybe they oppose genocide, held up a sign and labour hate them maybe they want to prevent climate collapse, and labour hate them 020
desperatedan @fiveacre.bsky.social · 23/09/2026getting thrown out of this travelodge by both managers at 2am vibes 140
desperatedan @fiveacre.bsky.social · 23/09/2026these "defensive" missions quite often consist of british made bombs dropped by british made aircraft flown by british trained pilots who fly back and have british made replacement parts installed quite often by british contractors so aye I'm also feeling the tankers are a nod and a wink 040
desperatedan @fiveacre.bsky.social · 23/09/2026just think of the kind of plastic bag tax they might get! 040
desperatedan @fiveacre.bsky.social · 20/09/2026did you maybe mean to reply to a different post? by someone else? on a different website? 070
desperatedan @fiveacre.bsky.social · 19/09/2026carrot and stick approach, wherein you get hit by a stick if you ask about where the carrot went 010
desperatedan @fiveacre.bsky.social · 19/09/2026thanks, I just made a sound like someone scraped a chair over a wood floor 000
desperatedan @fiveacre.bsky.social · 18/09/2026government, media and corporate interests developing paramilitary gangs to enforce brutal fascism as an escape vehicle for their vested interests while capitalism sinks and the planet burns 020
desperatedan @fiveacre.bsky.social · 18/09/2026if you don't get it you don't get it and you? you don't get it 0110
desperatedan @fiveacre.bsky.social · 17/09/2026it's not really spread as an entirely novel thing- there are key differences of course- but the aesthetic is pretty darn close to what shows like "the only way is essex" exploited and have been stereotyped to my beloved/beshitted essex since at least the late 90's 100
desperatedan @fiveacre.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I mean, the guy himself was absolutely gushing over them, I don't see what the problem is 000
desperatedan @fiveacre.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I don't want *FOP* goddamnit, I'm a Dapper Dan Man! 160
desperatedan @fiveacre.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I fear this village and therefore demand it ceases to exist, so I don't have to sit on my sofa in a state of fear I will stop doing the litter picking that I wasn't doing beforehand anyway, just to show 'em! 170
desperatedan @fiveacre.bsky.social · 14/09/2026weird, I opened this post and every dog on the street barked like mad 0170