David W Fitzsimmons @fitztooner.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Join the 5000+ subscribers, who have joined for free or who donate, in laughing along with me at the madness to keep from crying. Ever onward, Progressive Patriots. davidwfitzsimmons.substack.com/subscribe daviwfitzsimmons.substack.com 161 0
David W Fitzsimmons @fitztooner.bsky.social · 15/07/2026This original sketch by the late great Pat Oliphant hangs in my home. He spoke at a cartoonists convention I was intending. He was as gracious as he was sharply brilliant. Damn I am so grateful I got to meet him in this life. 1154 0
David W Fitzsimmons @fitztooner.bsky.social · 08/07/2026Question, Congressman. What do the soles of Trump's shoes taste like? 020 0
David W Fitzsimmons @fitztooner.bsky.social · 29/06/2026When fascism shows up it'll be dragging a cross and waving the flag. Someone smarter than me said that. I enjoyed drawing the concept. 792862732 0
David W Fitzsimmons @fitztooner.bsky.social · 29/06/2026Find me on Substack where the satirists resist 021 0
David W Fitzsimmons @fitztooner.bsky.social · 26/06/2026Here is my newest Substack post at “Arizona’s Satirical Voice” Join the 5000+ subscribers, who have joined for free or who donate, in laughing along with me at the madness to keep from crying. davidwfitzsimmons.substack.com/subscribe 020 0
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David W Fitzsimmons @fitztooner.bsky.social · 24/06/2026This from a reader: "You have been one of my favorite cartoonists since I arrived in Tucson 43 years ago but your "wordsmithery" is even more sublime. I look forward to reading many more delightful rants, heart rending reflections, and snarky columns!" daviwfitzsimmons.substack.com 010 0
David W Fitzsimmons @fitztooner.bsky.social · 24/06/2026My newest Substack post. Join the 5000+ subscribers, who have joined for free or who donate, who laugh along with me to keep from crying as we work to preserve our democracy. Ever onward!. daviwfitzsimmons.substack.com 020 0
David W Fitzsimmons @fitztooner.bsky.social · 24/06/2026My newest Substack post. Join the 5000+ subscribers, who have joined for free or who donate, who laugh along with me to keep from crying as we work to preserve our democracy. Ever onward!. daviwfitzsimmons.substack.com 000 0
David W Fitzsimmons @fitztooner.bsky.social · 24/06/2026My newest substack post. Subscribe for free or donate. Laugh to cope with the madness. 010 0
David W Fitzsimmons @fitztooner.bsky.social · 24/06/2026My newest substack post. Subscribe for free or donate. Laugh to cope with the madness. 010 0
David W Fitzsimmons @fitztooner.bsky.social · 23/02/2026Mendoza. Mendoza. Mendoza. A mom. A vet. An Arizonan. Help her win. Volunteer. Donate. Knock on doors. www.joannamendoza.com 010 0
David W Fitzsimmons @fitztooner.bsky.social · 30/10/2025Flood the zone with this SEAT GRIJALVA human banner my daughter and fam participated in creating. Share. Share. Share 042 0
David W Fitzsimmons @fitztooner.bsky.social · 24/08/2025Here's the link: davidwfitzsimmons.substack.com/p/these-poli... 152 0
David W Fitzsimmons @fitztooner.bsky.social · 20/08/2025I represent America. The first Fitzsimmons came to NYC in 1861 and settled n Five Points. In a decade he was arrested for armed robbery and sentenced to 10 in Sing Sing. Got out. Started a construction business, bought a home with a view of the State of Liberty as she was being assembled in 1886. 2335 0
David W Fitzsimmons @fitztooner.bsky.social · 20/08/2025I represent America. The first Fitzsimmons came to NYC in 1861 and settled n Five Points. In a decade he was arrested for armed robbery and sentenced to 10 in Sing Sing. Got out. Started a construction business, bought a home with a view of the Statue of Liberty as she was being assembled in 1886. 042 0
David W Fitzsimmons @fitztooner.bsky.social · 07/08/2025davidwfitzsimmons.substack.com/p/nazis-on-s... 010 0
David W Fitzsimmons @fitztooner.bsky.social · 19/07/2025Trump’s top 10 reasons the Epstein files were not released: 1. Lizard people ate it. 2.There are good people on both sides of the pedophilia issue. 3.The vote to release the Epstein Files was rigged. DOGE uploaded it to a hard drive and Musk’s GROK ate it...... 021 0
David W Fitzsimmons @fitztooner.bsky.social · 13/07/2025davidwfitzsimmons.substack.com/p/trump-god-... 061 0
David W Fitzsimmons @fitztooner.bsky.social · 30/06/2025Medicaid funding cut for Lousiana, with Speaker Mike Johnson’s hallelujah we stuck-it-to-ya blessing: $4 billion Number of healthcare CEOs who warned Speaker Mike Johnson their Medicaid cuts “would be historic in their devastation”: 7 Odds Johnson will burn in Evangelical Hell: 12 to 1 110 0
David W Fitzsimmons @fitztooner.bsky.social · 30/06/2025...Public health grants to Arizona terminated: $190 million Amount medical institutions in Arizona, including U of A, ASU, and NAU, will see funding reduced: 15% Number of employees the Arizona Department of Economic Security is expected to lay off: 500.... For more click on the link- 121 0
David W Fitzsimmons @fitztooner.bsky.social · 29/06/2025davidwfitzsimmons.substack.com/p/did-trump-... 010 0
David W Fitzsimmons @fitztooner.bsky.social · 28/06/2025Nicknames for Arizona’s House of Representatives: House of Reprehensibles Bunkhouse of Budget-Busting Bloviating Bastards Grand Canyon State’s Corporate Brothel Cave of Bola-Wearing Prickly Pear Gobbling Misers Eloy Mensa Meeting Ringling Brothers House of Buckaroos for Jesus Infected Coop and..... 040 0
David W Fitzsimmons @fitztooner.bsky.social · 26/06/2025Why's the Right apoplectic over the victory of Zhoran Mamdani?Trump the bloated billionaire gasbag was never a "populist". The Fascist oligarchs and Theocrats fear the rise of a true populist. 020 0
David W Fitzsimmons @fitztooner.bsky.social · 26/06/2025Trump the lazy corporate welfare parasite is more of a socialist than NYC's Mamdani could ever hope to be. 020 0
David W Fitzsimmons @fitztooner.bsky.social · 14/04/2025Mr. Trump, you will not stop spring in my desert garden. 020 0
David W Fitzsimmons @fitztooner.bsky.social · 06/04/2025For more Tucson Arizona April 5th davidwfitzsimmons.substack.com/p/april-5th-... 669870 0