James Fitzjames @fitzjames.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Entered my cabin this morning to see Fairholme shitting on my desk and screeching about Szechuan Dipping Sauce! 000
James Fitzjames @fitzjames.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Having a uniquely horrible night after being press ganged to star as the titular character in the crew's all-nude musical production of Uncut Gems! 000
James Fitzjames @fitzjames.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Five Times The Animatronic Fox On Splash Mountain Addressed Me By Name And Told Me He Was Going To Marry My Dad 010
James Fitzjames @fitzjames.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Just received some wonderful minimalist design tips from Sir Barrow himself, who assures me that I'll be looking like a sickly bird in a shoebox in no time! 042
James Fitzjames @fitzjames.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Crozier chuckled. "You mean the Chaos Emeralds?" 010
James Fitzjames @fitzjames.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Had a horrible week with Captain Crozier, who responded to everything I said with "didn't ask, don't care, plus you're British"! 052
James Fitzjames @fitzjames.bsky.social · 16/07/2026Playing unpaid & suicidal therapist to Surgeon Stanley, who tells me his religious conflict is rooted in the fact that he'd like the Pope to dom him! 010
James Fitzjames @fitzjames.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Farewell, lads! I'm being sent off to super hell after confessing my love for Francis! 0134
James Fitzjames @fitzjames.bsky.social · 14/07/2026My feet metamorph into crocodiles and try to devour me whole. My arms, head and genitals are bitten off. That's Tuesday for you! 021
James Fitzjames @fitzjames.bsky.social · 14/07/2026Welcome, lads! The mind meld destroys all illusions and opens our eyes to the truth! 021
James Fitzjames @fitzjames.bsky.social · 14/07/2026Threatened with execution by Captain Crozier, who's upset that I promised him Taco Bell & gave him bologna in a tortilla! 010
James Fitzjames @fitzjames.bsky.social · 10/06/2026Irritated with Hornsby, who insists that his rank be amended to “Booty-Shaking Son of a Gun”! 011
James Fitzjames @fitzjames.bsky.social · 26/03/2026People ask me all the time, what’s it like to be a sex symbol? Well, it’s- [FITZJAMES DIES OF SCURVY] 062
James Fitzjames @fitzjames.bsky.social · 10/02/2026Exhausted by mediating the latest dispute among the seamen. Strong continuously claims Hornby cannot file a class action lawsuit, as he has no class, gets no action, and does not own a suit! 052
James Fitzjames @fitzjames.bsky.social · 20/01/2026Unable to attend this morning's wardroom meeting after finding myself skinamarinked! 000
James Fitzjames @fitzjames.bsky.social · 18/01/2026Hi Reddit! I’m James Fitzjames, Captain of the HMS Erebus, and I died. Ask me anything! 252
James Fitzjames @fitzjames.bsky.social · 17/01/2026Forced to amputate Fairholme's hands after he wouldn't stop editing the wiki pages of cartoon women to describe how they're unbearably beautiful and insanely sexy! 011
James Fitzjames @fitzjames.bsky.social · 16/01/2026James Fitzjames And Francis Crozier Have An Unsatisfying Fuck In A Dirty Pond As "Simple And Clean" Plays From A Distant Radio [HD REUPLOAD] 054
James Fitzjames @fitzjames.bsky.social · 15/01/2026Court Awards Graham Gore Fifteen Million In FurAffinity Lawsuit 010
James Fitzjames @fitzjames.bsky.social · 14/01/2026So sorry, Collins, but I can't suck the juice from your open sores right now. I'm quite busy writing this Ryuk/Reader Death Note one-shot. 011
James Fitzjames @fitzjames.bsky.social · 14/01/2026I've recently been advised by Sir John to "be cool, be wild, and be groovy"! 030
James Fitzjames @fitzjames.bsky.social · 14/01/2026Hello there, sailor! I love your tote! Yes, lad I love your tote too and the activism awareness slogan! Lol thank you it's very progressive and Idea. Hey, I have some seal meat in my tote- would you like to share it with me? Id be delighted, sailor, I love seal meat it's very trending. 041
James Fitzjames @fitzjames.bsky.social · 14/01/2026Forced into hibernation by Osmer, who insists it's the only way to survive the coming Snickers™️-brand Nuclear Whunger! 022
James Fitzjames @fitzjames.bsky.social · 13/01/2026Feeling like a real “screwed guy” on “BlueSky”! 0105
James Fitzjames @fitzjames.bsky.social · 13/01/2026Exhausted with MacBean, who won't stop talking about how the ship's recent rat infestation is proof that nature is healing! 021
James Fitzjames @fitzjames.bsky.social · 12/01/2026Splitting a cold, flavorless ham with Osmer, who hasn't blinked in forty-five minutes! 041
James Fitzjames @fitzjames.bsky.social · 12/01/2026Resurrected from a twilight death by a wild-eyed Gore, who grabs me roughly by the shoulders & demands to know what's happened to his collection of photographs of old ladies having fun! 020
James Fitzjames @fitzjames.bsky.social · 27/12/2025CROZIERE DOSNOT KNOW THE JOJ OF TETRIES CHOCLAY ORNAGE 0118
James Fitzjames @fitzjames.bsky.social · 05/12/2025CROZY ARE YOU OKAY? CROZY ARE YOU OKAY? ARE YOU OKAY, CROZY? 020
James Fitzjames @fitzjames.bsky.social · 16/10/2025Regularly Douse Your Spiral Staircase With Ambiguous Bin Juice For Maximum Effectiveness 011
James Fitzjames @fitzjames.bsky.social · 22/08/2025You've been hit by You've been struck by My ass 051
James Fitzjames @fitzjames.bsky.social · 06/08/2025Bewildered by Collins, who complains of dreaming of ghouls and devils all night after shoving three melatonin pills into his anal cavity and "phreaking it"! 021
James Fitzjames @fitzjames.bsky.social · 31/07/2025Bring me my rose gold iPhone 6S, Lieutenant Gore. I have a kink to shame. 0117
Reposted by James FitzjamesGraham Gore @goreebooks.bsky.social · 27/06/2025My neck My back My crusty cock And sack 073
James Fitzjames @fitzjames.bsky.social · 08/06/2025Had an extremely frustrating argument with Collins, who attempted to convince me that horses are real! 064
Reposted by James FitzjamesGraham Gore @goreebooks.bsky.social · 01/06/2025CORE MUSCELS MROE LIKE GORE MSSELLS 042
James Fitzjames @fitzjames.bsky.social · 30/05/2025CROZIERE DOSNOT KNOW THE JOJ OF TETRIES CHOCLAY ORNAGE 085
James Fitzjames @fitzjames.bsky.social · 24/05/2025Weekes, what exactly do you mean when you ask whether the ship is creepy or wet? 052
