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L.V. Saint-Michel

@fissuretactics.bsky.social
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Personal page of Laurent Valentin Saint-Michel. Kalos League E4. I don't use this profile for official League matters. Ground-type specialist. They/them, iel/ellui/elleux + accords neutres. Not fluent in Galarian. Don't be annoying about this. { NC-17 }

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L.V. Saint-Michel @fissuretactics.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
« Halloween » is a holiday not celebrating in Kalos outside Illumis – or most for Europe. I am not having the context cultural for your posts.
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𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐚... @wyrdwavess.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
/ no looker bureau(yet), i can post this now and re-use it later in case anyone wants to take her to task.
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L.V. Saint-Michel @fissuretactics.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
[ An invitation to her own wedding rests atop @wyrdwavess.bsky.social's desk. In familiar handwriting, the words « Mes sincères félicitations. » are written. ]
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L.V. Saint-Michel @fissuretactics.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
@rad.poke.surf Are you good with archery ? [ (Même le terme « adepte » permettrait de partir sur une base,) Saint-Michel mutters. ]
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✧ 𝐆𝐑𝐄𝐓𝐂𝐇𝐄𝐍 ✧ @shinyhunterg.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
More memes I've dug up from the bowels of my phone.
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✧ 𝐆𝐑𝐄𝐓𝐂𝐇𝐄𝐍 ✧ @shinyhunterg.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
May I share a few of my own?
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𝙚𝙭-𝙘𝙝𝙖𝙢𝙥 @blueberryogre.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
He just sent me more
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𝐂𝐡𝐢𝐲𝐨, 𝐨𝐟 𝐒𝐢𝐧𝐧𝐨𝐡. [𝟖/𝟖] + [𝟒/𝟓] @kvnoichii.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
/ really? i'll have to check that out
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𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐚... @wyrdwavess.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
/ i love when my timelines conspire to serve me prescient bullshit like this.
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✧ 𝐆𝐑𝐄𝐓𝐂𝐇𝐄𝐍 ✧ @shinyhunterg.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
(( reading the saint-michel and riley thread cuz its on my timeline and "kill them" floored me lol
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𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐚... @wyrdwavess.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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L.V. Saint-Michel @fissuretactics.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
L'amour est le plus tordu de tous les fleaux.
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L.V. Saint-Michel @fissuretactics.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
@megaheracross.bsky.social I am hearing what has happen at the mariage you were attending. Toutes mes condoléances, Khepri.
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𝐂𝐡𝐢𝐲𝐨, 𝐨𝐟 𝐒𝐢𝐧𝐧𝐨𝐡. [𝟖/𝟖] + [𝟒/𝟓] @kvnoichii.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
/ wait, actually this is sick. the 'subtle' foreshadowing... pocket monsters what are you about to get me into?
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L.V. Saint-Michel @fissuretactics.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
@rad.poke.surf À l'extérieur de votre immeuble. Maintenant.
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Wally Van de Walle @wally.pokenavs.net · 28/09/2026
Well now nobody does, I guess.
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𝐝𝐫𝐚𝐤𝐚𝐢𝐧𝐚 𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐢𝐫𝐨𝐬. @ryuuzoku.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
/ i felt these vibes just from seeing her 2D sprite. I read her soul and bullseye'd it, even Wikstrom's lowkey scared of her.
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Drasna Squeezing Ash's Hand
YouTube video by AnimeTuber
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L.V. Saint-Michel @fissuretactics.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Dame Oneiros. Quel plaisir.
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𝐝𝐫𝐚𝐤𝐚𝐢𝐧𝐚 𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐢𝐫𝐨𝐬. @ryuuzoku.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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⚜ OPHELIA ⚜ @gardenwarlock.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
𖤐 OPHELIA, FLORAL WARLOCK 𖤐 ★literate pokemon oc. ★ptrp / multiships with chems in diff timelines. ★all art by me unless specified otherwise. ★n/sfw for themes and language mdni / mdnf. ★penned by shy, 21+ years old. #PTRP // #OCRP // #POKEMONRP
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𝐋𝐚 𝐂𝐡𝐞𝐯𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐝'𝐎𝐫 @pasdepeur.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Despite the portrayal in today's post, it is of the utmost importance that any aspiring aspirants know better than to keep their arms strapped to their back. While very useful for farming aura, a back-mounted sheathe limits one's mobility, ability to quick draw, and limits range in close quarters.
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L.V. Saint-Michel @fissuretactics.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Magnifique. Elle est, jusqu'au plus profond d'elle-même, une malédiction.
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𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐚... @wyrdwavess.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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L.V. Saint-Michel @fissuretactics.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Je gagne.
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𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐚... @wyrdwavess.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Thunder. Wind. Lightning. Wailing. Weeping. Moaning. And then. Silence.
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𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐚... @wyrdwavess.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
🎵 Upon one summer's morning, I carefully did stray Down by the Walls of Wapping, where I met a sailor gay Conversing with a young lass who seemed to be in pain Saying, "William, when you go, I fear you'll ne'er return again My heart is pierced by luvdisc, I disdain all glittering gold...🎶
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My Jolly Sailor Bold - Ashley Serena
YouTube video by Ashley Serena
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𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐚... @wyrdwavess.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
lotus actual literal nor'easter happening right outside my window, Maria I FEAR your powers.
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L.V. Saint-Michel @fissuretactics.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
[ The Executioner stands on the coast, overlooking the Atlantic Ocean. They look out at the waves impatiently. ] ... Tch. Combien de temps encore allez-vous me faire attendre ? Tranche.
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𝑪𝒉𝒂𝒎𝒑𝒊𝒐𝒏-𝑻𝒊𝒆𝒓 𝑻𝒓𝒂𝒊𝒏𝒆𝒓 𝑴𝒐𝒄𝒉𝒂 ☕ @tacticalpivot.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
laylily In honor of how I started that post, this only feels like an appropriate song of the day. www.youtube.com/watch?v=tkMW...
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bad idea!
YouTube video by Marie Ulven - Topic
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𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐚... @wyrdwavess.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐚... @wyrdwavess.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
/ YOU SAW NOTHING.
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L.V. Saint-Michel @fissuretactics.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The fucking audace.
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L.V. Saint-Michel @fissuretactics.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Comme d'habitude, elle éprouve ma patience. Au moins, l'événement principal compensera la banalité de ce spectaculaire.
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𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐚... @wyrdwavess.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
His hand drifted from her waist to under her chin, lifting her gaze - grey and searching (grey? He could have sworn her eyes were a deep green...) to meet his own. Fingers curled against his chest. Her smile washed away his doubts, his confusions, and invited him ever closer to her coral shores.
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L.V. Saint-Michel @fissuretactics.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Cette maudite femme fait vraiment les choses les plus dégoûtantes.
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𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐚... @wyrdwavess.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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L.V. Saint-Michel @fissuretactics.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
@rad.poke.surf I will handling your transportation.
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L.V. Saint-Michel @fissuretactics.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Complètement hilarant.
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Riley ✌️ @rad.poke.surf · 24/09/2026
Nothing. I don't want to be a battler. I want to be a threat.
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L.V. Saint-Michel @fissuretactics.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The return trip is much more direct – no chains, no oaths. They press two fingers to their forehead and their faithful soldier shunts them across seas—across nearly two full continents—to Lumiose City. When Saint-Michel's instantaneous movement grinds to a halt, they are at the base of Prism Tower.
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𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐚... @wyrdwavess.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
'Koff. Koffkoff. Kof-!' "Quinn? Are you alright?" 'Koff.Koff...Wheeze-! Yeah. Yeah, all good, Mary. Standing next to a goddess all day, who wouldn't get a dry throat?' "You're shameless... Have some water, love. The night's only just getting started."
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L.V. Saint-Michel @fissuretactics.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
[ Saint-Michel's face hurts from laughing so hard. ]
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𝐂𝐡𝐢𝐲𝐨, 𝐨𝐟 𝐒𝐢𝐧𝐧𝐨𝐡. [𝟖/𝟖] + [𝟒/𝟓] @kvnoichii.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
No time to waste in her own head. Not when she'd five chests to cave in, in a fucking row! She had to get moving. She had to run it up! She had to-! 'what do you think of death, girl?' 「 ...You should have burnt everything you desired to a cinder... 」 𝗪𝗘𝗔𝗞. 𝗙𝗔𝗜𝗟𝗘𝗗. 𝗟𝗢𝗦𝗧. 𝗕𝗔𝗡𝗜𝗦𝗛𝗘𝗗.
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𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐚... @wyrdwavess.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
'If anyone knows of any reason why these two should not be married, speak now or forever hold your peace...'
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Hourly Pokemon Cards @hourlypkmncards.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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L.V. Saint-Michel @fissuretactics.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Pfff. Snrk. Kukukukuku. [ Saint-Michel cannot contain their laughter as they overlook the Pacific Ocean. It starts low, in their chest, before they erupt into cackles. ]
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𝑪𝒉𝒂𝒎𝒑𝒊𝒐𝒏-𝑻𝒊𝒆𝒓 𝑻𝒓𝒂𝒊𝒏𝒆𝒓 𝑴𝒐𝒄𝒉𝒂 ☕ @tacticalpivot.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
laylily Mocha: I'm just going to my ex's wedding to support her and let her move on. Mocha, before even making it to the ceremony:
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L.V. Saint-Michel @fissuretactics.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Again, Saint-Michel finds themself warping to the site of the former Battle Tower – to the centre of the seventieth storey. Nostalgia is a poison.
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