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FissileRemains @fissionfinance.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Well at least we got a free Air Force One … it was free, right? And we get to keep using it?
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FissileRemains @fissionfinance.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
It actually counts as 13 and I have a diploma from Trump University to substantiate my claim.
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FissileRemains @fissionfinance.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Assume it will be part of the presidential library.
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FissileRemains @fissionfinance.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Lots of rockets do these days.
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FissileRemains @fissionfinance.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Were there words she didn’t understand in there?
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FissileRemains @fissionfinance.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
It’s the Pooh Shiesty Heisty.
Picture of news broadcast with headline DOj alleges rapper Pooh Shiesty Robbed, Kidnapped Gucci Mane
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FissileRemains @fissionfinance.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Is anti-fake the same as fake-fake?
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FissileRemains @fissionfinance.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Turns out if you aren’t a fan of doom scrolling FB you probably won’t like doom squatting in Horizon.
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FissileRemains @fissionfinance.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
He thinks the whole map IS the US
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FissileRemains @fissionfinance.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Before golf or was this mid-hole?
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FissileRemains @fissionfinance.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
He was right, we didn’t have “a” war, we had 2.
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FissileRemains @fissionfinance.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
So “it’s not a regime change” but Trump has to pick the next ruler and “it’s not a war” but they must surrender.
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FissileRemains @fissionfinance.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Yeah, but what’s the DOW doing?
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FissileRemains @fissionfinance.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Funded with a $10B seed fund Trump will “take” from tax payers?
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FissileRemains @fissionfinance.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
So it is about regime change?
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FissileRemains @fissionfinance.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
CRM up though 🤷
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FissileRemains @fissionfinance.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
It’s 17% in midterm years in average
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FissileRemains @fissionfinance.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Still haven’t renewed Disney+ 🤺
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FissileRemains @fissionfinance.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
I believe that statistic is a little more in midterm election years, but yeah, expect it.
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FissileRemains @fissionfinance.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Doesn’t his Board of Peace have a few billion $?
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FissileRemains @fissionfinance.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
So we know that he knows 4 different numbers and nothing more than that.
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FissileRemains @fissionfinance.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Ah, I see. @mikezaccardi.bsky.social wasn’t providing advice, just describing the overall trading sentiment this morning. But no, in general a 2.7% move in one day is not apocalyptic (and it’s now down to a 0.8% move). Markets typically drop ~15% in any year.
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FissileRemains @fissionfinance.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Based on?
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FissileRemains @fissionfinance.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Cause it would have been replaced by a different war of his choosing?
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FissileRemains @fissionfinance.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
2% from all time highs is “bad”?
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FissileRemains @fissionfinance.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
So a foreign leader manipulated and played Trump? That maths.
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FissileRemains @fissionfinance.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
media.tenor.com
a man holding a piece of paper with the words it 's a write off on it
ALT: a man holding a piece of paper with the words it 's a write off on it
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FissileRemains @fissionfinance.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Sure, just tell them there are illegals voting for transgender sports rights and they’ll go willingly
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FissileRemains @fissionfinance.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Great! And then the line of succession begins. Tell me where in this list you start to feel comfortable.
List of order of succession for us government
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FissileRemains @fissionfinance.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
And, if impeached, you think he just walks away?
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FissileRemains @fissionfinance.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
On an Anthropic subscription
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FissileRemains @fissionfinance.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Sames
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FissileRemains @fissionfinance.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Deleting ChatGPT and switching to Claude. Won’t have any part in this sick concession.
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FissileRemains @fissionfinance.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
You can’t have your liver and eat it too
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FissileRemains @fissionfinance.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
A Claude subscription
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FissileRemains @fissionfinance.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
If we’re talking about people with “no retirement savings” then I don’t think the difference between 7500, 15000, or 24500 matter much.
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FissileRemains @fissionfinance.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Ask him which one was second best
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FissileRemains @fissionfinance.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
I’m just not convinced that availability of plans is the problem. Any self employed individual can open a retirement account, existing savers credit can help match some funds depending on income, and I’ve yet to meet an employed individual who doesn’t have some sort of plan available to them.
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FissileRemains @fissionfinance.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
But I had already spent that money …
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emptywheel @emptywheel.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
The story that Elon Musk committed voter fraud has gotten next to no coverage -- one of those things you can't make come up on a Google search. But I think it's time for Dems to go on offensive abt right wing coddling of this immigrant interfering in our elections. newrepublic.com/post/206857/...
newrepublic.com
Turns Out There Was Voter Fraud in Georgia—by Elon Musk
The state board of elections found Musk’s PAC sent prefilled ballot applications.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 21/02/2026
“I know Andrew is a good man who’s been treated terribly, but you remember when we learned a few minutes ago that England and the United States are two different countries?” said Senior Advisor Gerald Donovan
theonion.com
Aide Wearily Begins 5th Explanation Of Why Trump Can’t Pardon Prince Andrew
WASHINGTON—Exhausted from repeated efforts to explain the most basic aspect of political power, an aide to President Trump nevertheless began wearily explaining for the fifth time Friday why he couldn...
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FissileRemains @fissionfinance.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
You mean the shutdowns they imposed on big cities with their “immigration operations”?
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FissileRemains @fissionfinance.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
So glad we spent $10B on that.
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FissileRemains @fissionfinance.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Coincidentally the same amount of money he’s suing the US Government for (in one court case anyway)?
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FissileRemains @fissionfinance.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Just a signing bonus.
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FissileRemains @fissionfinance.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Think of all the trees you’d be saving.
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FissileRemains @fissionfinance.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
I just posted the same comment on another thread yesterday. Very unsettling.
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FissileRemains @fissionfinance.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
The market doing the Lord’s work of removing one of Bondi’s BS deflection points.
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FissileRemains @fissionfinance.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
It’s amazing because they said it was IMPOSSIBLE.
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FissileRemains @fissionfinance.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
They did force the last person out over bad numbers, there’s at least an incentive to lie, especially heading into midterms.
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