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i don't know dick about shit

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fishttp:// @fishttp.website · 8h
i think it is fucked up that you can buy a child's pain
packaging for "topcare children's pain & fever" medicine
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fishttp:// @fishttp.website · 11h
this is a deep cut that i only remembered about because i saw it 22 seconds ago when i was searching my posts for "replying" to find the post about my fear-inducing bit
frielf saying "replying with 'provenance?' under every dick pic on bluesky" to which i replied with "i'm replying with [a quote post of her eyes]"
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fishttp:// @fishttp.website · 29/09/2026
there's barely any green anyway
a spilhaus projection map of the world. antarctica is in the center and the oceans are presented as a single gigantic area.
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fishttp:// @fishttp.website · 29/09/2026
why do wifi routers now look like air filters?
tp-link deco router. it's a big white cylinder with a sort of mesh top
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fishttp:// @fishttp.website · 29/09/2026
t-shirt that says "badass feminist dude" with a raised fist female emblem
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fishttp:// @fishttp.website · 29/09/2026
i visited the piss odor aesthetic cluster and everyone was talking about you
far zoom in of the revamped bluesky atlas. "piss, sweat, and bodily odors as aesthetic"
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fishttp:// @fishttp.website · 28/09/2026
we didn't know how good we had it
burger king food
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fishttp:// @fishttp.website · 28/09/2026
stock photo of a circuit breaker
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fishttp:// @fishttp.website · 27/09/2026
💅
a post of mine being in the "toilet upgrades vs pumpkin heads" cluster on the new bluesky atlas
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fishttp:// @fishttp.website · 27/09/2026
we saw princess mononoke in theaters today and i am once again thinking about how i should wear one of these cool-ass hay raincoats to ren faire
some oxen drivers in hay raincoatsashitaka in his hay raincoat in a crowdashitaka again
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fishttp:// @fishttp.website · 26/09/2026
the randomness of the timeline has your back
these two posts from abby on my timeline above one from citrus medicka saying "i wanna kick the shit out of that guy"
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fishttp:// @fishttp.website · 25/09/2026
here's two minutes of snaily the pet snail eating some cabbage
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fishttp:// @fishttp.website · 24/09/2026
discord is ruining the bad boy image i've spent years cultivating
my account is 'all good'
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fishttp:// @fishttp.website · 23/09/2026
my account started via a half-life 2 cd 👴
20 years of service steam badge
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fishttp:// @fishttp.website · 23/09/2026
dog what the hell is this crap. i gotta install graphene.
google pixel update notes that are an ad for harry potter audiobooks
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fishttp:// @fishttp.website · 23/09/2026
the library is about to wreck some poor 8 year old
library display of diary of a whimpy kid next to a graphic novel adaptation of anne frank's diary
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fishttp:// @fishttp.website · 23/09/2026
too bad banners can't be animated, look at this beaut
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fishttp:// @fishttp.website · 23/09/2026
gob from arrested development saying "i'm... white" after getting shanked by white power bill
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fishttp:// @fishttp.website · 23/09/2026
an ipad
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fishttp:// @fishttp.website · 22/09/2026
similar shell pattern to my pet snail! :3
snail with a spotted brown shell eating a baby carrot
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fishttp:// @fishttp.website · 22/09/2026
yeah well,
cosplay of a depressed sailor uranus, smoking and holding a beer
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fishttp:// @fishttp.website · 22/09/2026
kidfish was asking if i should donate my wallet to a museum
busted ass trifold leather wallet. approximately 15 years old.
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fishttp:// @fishttp.website · 20/09/2026
24 hours a day...
shriveled up e.t. in a creek
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fishttp:// @fishttp.website · 20/09/2026
unexpectedly found a radish spirit pin at ren faire today. collection is coming along nicely!
3x radish spirit from spirited away trinkets
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fishttp:// @fishttp.website · 19/09/2026
going to the cleavage store, anyone need anything?
want cleavage? see the cleavage fairy
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fishttp:// @fishttp.website · 19/09/2026
maybe something like
woman with neck tattoo of a fish
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fishttp:// @fishttp.website · 18/09/2026
i pronounce "real mayonnaise" like it is a european soccer team
hellman's real mayonnaise
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fishttp:// @fishttp.website · 18/09/2026
this bad boy is water soluble. just need a few drops in a water based lube and you're all set, tiger.
butter flavoring
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fishttp:// @fishttp.website · 18/09/2026
bzzzt wrong
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fishttp:// @fishttp.website · 17/09/2026
you've got fans
this selfie on my timeline above a post from snakeroot saying "i wanna shampoo you"
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fishttp:// @fishttp.website · 17/09/2026
they lied to me? they got on the internet and lied to me?
screenshot of bsky.social that reads "Control your scroll

Use powerful moderation lists, content filters, and more to control what ends up in your timeline. In the future, people and organizations will be able to use open tools to contribute even more directly to moderation."screenshot of bsky.social that reads "Your timeline, your choice

Stay focused on your friend group, keep up-to-date on the latest news, or explore with an algorithm that learns what you like. On Bluesky, there's a feed for that."official bluesky explainer comic of the founder, jay, explaining that we get to choose what we want to see instead of content being hidden by a magic algorithm
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fishttp:// @fishttp.website · 16/09/2026
zelda 1 old man cave but it says "mayo appears with a straw in it"
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fishttp:// @fishttp.website · 15/09/2026
inflation out of control. price up 17%, reviews down by by 20k.
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fishttp:// @fishttp.website · 15/09/2026
do all the major news orgs have these same labels? lol
washington post's official account here, labeled enbyphobia, transmisogyny, transphobia (general), and potential brand account
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fishttp:// @fishttp.website · 14/09/2026
pizza is selling my data
email about how pizza hut was bought by a different company and how it is now "...the controller of your personal data..."
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fishttp:// @fishttp.website · 14/09/2026
loading the dishwasher is funny sometimes
kirby bowl smiling in the top rack
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fishttp:// @fishttp.website · 13/09/2026
real life too
youtube short titled "the absolute best part of ff7" (rest of title is cropped off). a person is talking in the thumbnail with a single word caption: "fucking".
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fishttp:// @fishttp.website · 12/09/2026
they got gas station boner pills at the craft store now
product called "stiffen quik"
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fishttp:// @fishttp.website · 12/09/2026
oh. this chair is complete crap? the idea for it came to the designer from a ghost?
endorsed by the American chiropractic association
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fishttp:// @fishttp.website · 09/09/2026
within 0.3 seconds of kirby appearing in the trailer she was yelling about how his eyes are different. and you know what? she's right.
kirby with blue eyes from kirby and the forgotten landkirby with blue & green eyes from the new kirby and the world beyond game
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fishttp:// @fishttp.website · 09/09/2026
screenshot from neon genesis evangelion, of unit 1 eating an enemy. the subtitle says "samus has eaten the s2 engine!"
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fishttp:// @fishttp.website · 09/09/2026
🫵that's my wife 😍🫪
discord screenshot of wifefish saying "lmao i noticed this in realtime" about my post saying "nobody is talking about the upskirt shot on link in the remake's chest opening animation"
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fishttp:// @fishttp.website · 08/09/2026
who's been mailing antique blood pressure monitors
The Postal Service is reminding customers that metallic mercury and devices containing metallic mercury are always prohibited in the mail stream. This includes antique items such as thermometers, barometers, blood pressure monitors and similar devices.
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fishttp:// @fishttp.website · 08/09/2026
oh my god it's starting
reddit comment screenshot: "Matt Mercer reprising his role from TOTK as Ganondorf is especially interesting. It makes me wonder if it could be a lore hint that this is indeed the same Ganondorf as in TOTK, as you'd typically expect different voice actors for different characters, and the Zelda series often delivers on that, even in cases where other things were reused (like in ST). We have seen Link's voice actor in the more recent 2D games remain more constant, however, but I still feel reprising a major speaking role is a bigger deal than that."
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fishttp:// @fishttp.website · 08/09/2026
monkey responding to positive stimulus meme
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fishttp:// @fishttp.website · 08/09/2026
this fuckass in the next row up keeps staring at me through the gap on the airplane seats
new baby link from ocarina of time remake
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fishttp:// @fishttp.website · 06/09/2026
trying to waste less food. anyone want the scum i skimmed off my soup?
soup scum
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fishttp:// @fishttp.website · 06/09/2026
never give up!!
miner giving up just before getting to the crystals meme
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fishttp:// @fishttp.website · 06/09/2026
oh my god they butchered him
package of mrbeast teriyaki beef sticks
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fishttp:// @fishttp.website · 05/09/2026
its missing the only one worth having
windows xp default background of a rolling green hill
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