David Kerstetter, Ph.D. @fishguydave.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I use this meme in my ichthyology lectures. 031
David Kerstetter, Ph.D. @fishguydave.bsky.social · 15/09/2026My latest turtle rescue, a large-ish native Florida red-bellied cooter, just prior to release in a nearby freshwater lake — with a release assist from my excited-to-help teenage daughter. 010
David Kerstetter, Ph.D. @fishguydave.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Yes, but with a tweak: two of the three are actually just too busy on social media and their phones to notice that they could have prevented us all from being there in the first place.  000
David Kerstetter, Ph.D. @fishguydave.bsky.social · 30/08/2026I served for my last six years in light engineering units in the Army Reserve and National Guard. No vehicle needed. 020
David Kerstetter, Ph.D. @fishguydave.bsky.social · 24/08/2026The quote of the year. If repairable at all, the destructiveness of this (mal)Administration on the US reputation will take decades to rebuild. 000
David Kerstetter, Ph.D. @fishguydave.bsky.social · 08/08/2026I added this to my Google Calendar last January. 010
David Kerstetter, Ph.D. @fishguydave.bsky.social · 26/07/2026I had never seen #TheFifthElement in the theater until today. An amazing experience and movie. 140
David Kerstetter, Ph.D. @fishguydave.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Am I the only one who thought this when I saw the photo? 180
David Kerstetter, Ph.D. @fishguydave.bsky.social · 19/07/2026I indeed remember where I was 35 years ago tonight. 160
David Kerstetter, Ph.D. @fishguydave.bsky.social · 07/07/2026I’m sure these are fine to use, right? 000
David Kerstetter, Ph.D. @fishguydave.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Paddleboarding the mangroves, followed by classic movie tradition for July 4th. 021
David Kerstetter, Ph.D. @fishguydave.bsky.social · 29/06/2026Watching GER play at World Cup in the office via Telemundo with an antenna hanging out the window… as one does in South Florida. 000
David Kerstetter, Ph.D. @fishguydave.bsky.social · 28/06/2026Giving away the game here, BTW. Funny how those federal-state partnerships worked until this “Administration” decided that they didn’t. 183
David Kerstetter, Ph.D. @fishguydave.bsky.social · 05/06/2026Good thing there aren’t bacteria in the ocean! 010
David Kerstetter, Ph.D. @fishguydave.bsky.social · 23/04/2026I think of this quote all the time, for those — many, currently in our government positions of power— who don’t consider most of us as people but rather things to be toyed with and discarded if broken or no longer needed. 060
David Kerstetter, Ph.D. @fishguydave.bsky.social · 18/04/2026The same guy who commissioned this? Surely, you jest. 000
David Kerstetter, Ph.D. @fishguydave.bsky.social · 06/04/2026Now, I get it. I mean, I *knew* it was coming, but the “violence, fear” warning encapsulates it well. 010
David Kerstetter, Ph.D. @fishguydave.bsky.social · 24/03/2026*sigh* Starfleet Academy had (has!) such promise. 010
David Kerstetter, Ph.D. @fishguydave.bsky.social · 08/03/2026They’re super-nice guys, too — they usually stick around for a while for merch and talking with fans. Knew I still had my shirt around. 010
David Kerstetter, Ph.D. @fishguydave.bsky.social · 02/03/2026Anyone who thinks this (mal)Administration or its base voter bloc does subtlety hasn’t been paying attention. 111
David Kerstetter, Ph.D. @fishguydave.bsky.social · 16/02/2026I knew I’d seen this movie before… 🤦🏼♂️ 030
David Kerstetter, Ph.D. @fishguydave.bsky.social · 15/02/2026Drop an album that was important to you when you were 19. 18, 19, Forever. 010
David Kerstetter, Ph.D. @fishguydave.bsky.social · 11/02/2026Fascinating story, thanks! "Gulls, man." FYi, it wasn't a lighthouse but a lightship, which were moored off the harbor entrance across a number of major ports -- here's a pic. A surviving lightship -- the United States lightship Chesapeake (LV-116) -- is now a museum in Baltimore's Inner Harbor. 100
David Kerstetter, Ph.D. @fishguydave.bsky.social · 09/02/2026They're a bit too small, unfortunately. Photo: Jan-Robert Baars from biodiversityireland.ie/quagga-musse... 000
David Kerstetter, Ph.D. @fishguydave.bsky.social · 07/02/2026It’s cold (for South Florida) — same Friday night boat, if with somewhat smaller horses. 010
David Kerstetter, Ph.D. @fishguydave.bsky.social · 30/01/2026These lines are from David French's opinion column in the NY Times yesterday. It makes perfect sense for an Administration that (a) knows facts and logic are not on its side, and (b) is populated by damaged individuals who know neither love nor community. 000
David Kerstetter, Ph.D. @fishguydave.bsky.social · 14/01/2026Posting this dialogue from “The Good Place”… for no particular reason. 000
David Kerstetter, Ph.D. @fishguydave.bsky.social · 14/01/2026I mean, it almost worked out for Dr Crusher on ST:TNG? 010
David Kerstetter, Ph.D. @fishguydave.bsky.social · 06/01/2026This is so bonkers it’s almost impossible to describe. 81328
David Kerstetter, Ph.D. @fishguydave.bsky.social · 05/01/2026I'm now "Pottery Barn Rule" years-old. Deeply ironic (but no longer surprising, sadly) that Will's column today was published by one of the papers that was leaked information about the abduction mission... and chose not to tell anyone. 020
David Kerstetter, Ph.D. @fishguydave.bsky.social · 01/01/2026I’ll take it! Here’s to a better 2026 for all of us. 010
David Kerstetter, Ph.D. @fishguydave.bsky.social · 31/12/2025I have numerous colleagues who work for the agency, but this FWC comment is wild. 22212
David Kerstetter, Ph.D. @fishguydave.bsky.social · 17/12/2025This is the main issue — uploading draft manuscripts without approval of the authors, which then forever becomes part of the Cloud. Hard no. 020
David Kerstetter, Ph.D. @fishguydave.bsky.social · 03/12/2025Thanks for sharing! Was at the game last Saturday, and the Canes "took care of business" against Pitt. This last bit of the article was kind of nuts, though. 010
David Kerstetter, Ph.D. @fishguydave.bsky.social · 01/12/2025I'd love to join, but I can't DM you... ? 110
David Kerstetter, Ph.D. @fishguydave.bsky.social · 25/11/2025FYI, the statement this morning from Scouting America. 010
David Kerstetter, Ph.D. @fishguydave.bsky.social · 25/11/2025The challenge was limiting it to four, lol. 060
David Kerstetter, Ph.D. @fishguydave.bsky.social · 17/11/2025I’m more of a Steely Dan guy now, TBH, but GnR’s contribution to this discussion was a banger at the time. 020
David Kerstetter, Ph.D. @fishguydave.bsky.social · 05/11/2025I do give Frontiers some credit for planning to include a statement with each article generated in part with AI. All journals should do so, IMO. However, voluntarily giving them a lab dataset for them to use for generating a paper via their own AI engine? Absolutely the f*ck not. 050
David Kerstetter, Ph.D. @fishguydave.bsky.social · 03/11/2025She, Tapper, Welker, and others are giving off this vibe lately… and it’s not a good look. 010