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Fish 🐡 @fish2.bsky.social · 9h
Blackadder, Baldrick and Lord Percy stare at Percy’s discovery of Green, which he is holding in both hands, looking awestruck. Caption: “Behold Purest Green!”
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Fish 🐡 @fish2.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Watership Down…
A young rabbit looks uphill through a barbed wire fence at a green field that is filling with blood, draining from distant woodland
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Fish 🐡 @fish2.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Stuck in an infinite loop. Send help. #highpriority
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Fish 🐡 @fish2.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Pretty sure I saw this on on of the news channels earlier
Tweet from Mike Tapp MP 

Dover Park Run cancelled, port access disrupted, the lives of residents made more difficult.

I am fed up with idiots coming to Dover to cause disruption. I bet if you asked any one of those "protesters" they wouldn't know small boat crossing are down by 40%.

Go home, enjoy your weekend/get a job.

I'm in contact with the police.
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Fish 🐡 @fish2.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
How much?!? Did they bundle a DIMM with these or something?
A screenshot of part of a range of insanely expensive battery-powered men’s razors on Amazon. Most expensive is £729.99, next model is £599.99
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Fish 🐡 @fish2.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
5 years later… My 2021 Ioniq 5 had a solar roof. Added about 3% to the battery every day, which was cool.
Solar car roof, seen from above
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Fish 🐡 @fish2.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
The bandwagon effect is a psychological phenomenon where individuals adopt certain behaviors or opinions simply because
they perceive others are doing the same.
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Fish 🐡 @fish2.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Four pane comic. Pane 1 shows a god-like entity saying “Behold I am AGI. What is your request?” Pane 2 shows a simple outline of a guy holding up a piece of paper. He says “Format this JSON for me”. Pane 3 shows the AGI saying “Very well. This request will produce 4 tons of carbon”. Pane 4 is back to the guy, who responds “K thanks”
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Fish 🐡 @fish2.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
In addition: they have both been the focus of unrelenting meme campaigns from day 1. Spread via WhatsApp etc., these “hilarious” takes on Starmer & Reeves used to include Rayner until she quit, although she makes guest appearances in the propaganda from time to time. Example received today..
Photoshopped Narnia meme showing Starmer, Reeves, Rayner and the Lion. Caption is “The Liar, The Witch and the Wa**ker”
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Fish 🐡 @fish2.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
Picture of Mathew Corbett with his hand puppet Sooty. They are behind a desk and look like they are in the middle of making a bit of a mess.
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Fish 🐡 @fish2.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
These people were paid
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Fish 🐡 @fish2.bsky.social · 16/04/2024
Will this be alcoholic? Will it taste like old socks? Will it make me see double? So many questions…
Found in the back of a cupboard, a sealed pack of Nature’s Finest Tropical Fruits in Juice (with no added sugar), with a best before end date of NOV 2020.
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Fish 🐡 @fish2.bsky.social · 16/02/2024
Totally fits
AI generated clown with immense teeth. They are holding up a skeletal metallic hand with two fingers raised in a Victory pose
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Fish 🐡 @fish2.bsky.social · 31/12/2023
Happy New Year! #aiart #dalle3 #cantbelieveitdrewanude
AI generated picture of several surreal beings on and above a pier with the London skyline behind them.  The number 2024 is in the sky. One of the heads is wearing a “1924” headband. Prompt requested a blend of Enim, Dali and Warhol.
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Fish 🐡 @fish2.bsky.social · 23/12/2023
Bah humbug #aiart #dalle3 #happyxmas
Picture of Scrooge standing in front of a shop decorated for Christmas. He looks characteristically unhappy
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Fish 🐡 @fish2.bsky.social · 19/12/2023
Uncanny resemblance
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Fish 🐡 @fish2.bsky.social · 24/11/2023
“65% Doog” Dogs vs Cats Infographic #aiart #dalle3
A stylised infographic comparing dogs and cats. Not much info, but lots of graphic- dog on left, cat on right. Random charts with unintelligible numbers. Crescent moon in top corner, with a chicken underneath and what looks like a kids drawing of another chicken under that.
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Fish 🐡 @fish2.bsky.social · 07/11/2023
Another one.. Should be quite easy.. #aiart #dalle3
Profile of a middle-aged gentleman in the 1960’s looking very slightly scruffy and slightly perplexed. He is standing on the steps of a courthouse
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Fish 🐡 @fish2.bsky.social · 07/11/2023
Challenge day! Generating likenesses of famous TV characters in context without triggering the content filter. Any guesses who this is?
A monochrome profile of a guy with curly hair wearing a large floppy hat and long scarf. A robotic character stands in the middle distance.
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Fish 🐡 @fish2.bsky.social · 03/11/2023
Disturbing take on the wolf blowing down the straw house in “The Three Little Pigs” #aiart #dalle3
A wolf leaning out of an old wooden house window, vomiting copious amounts of straw at some humanised pigs, who are looking on in terror. Some pigs appear to be laying on the ground, having succumbed to the torrent of straw
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Fish 🐡 @fish2.bsky.social · 11/10/2023
Summer in Lake Como #aiart #dalle3
A couple sitting at a table in a restaurant overlooking Lake Como.
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Fish 🐡 @fish2.bsky.social · 10/10/2023
Hottest year on record … the story so far #aiart #dalle3 #thisisfine #octoberheatwave
Pot on a stove with hot water and a frog saying  “this is fine”
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Fish 🐡 @fish2.bsky.social · 07/10/2023
Woah… Alien invasion #aiart #dalle3 #wtf
Zombie style dude walking down the middle of the road with alien snake head creatures growing out of his body
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Fish 🐡 @fish2.bsky.social · 07/10/2023
Dystopian Halloween … b&w or colour? #aiart #dalle3
A black and white run-down street at Halloween where the gardens are over-run with pumpkins and other scary thingsA detached and decayed house with a rusty Chevy pickup out front and lots of Halloween decorations and pumpkins in the yard
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Fish 🐡 @fish2.bsky.social · 07/10/2023
Night fishing #aiart #dalle3
A fishing boat in a tranquil ocean, with a lone fisherman sitting on the prow. The moon lights the scene from behind.
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Fish 🐡 @fish2.bsky.social · 07/10/2023
Comic vibes #aiart #dalle3
Comic style AI art showing a guy on a motorcycle speeding towards a rocket launch and a closeup of him checking something that looks like a business card
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Fish 🐡 @fish2.bsky.social · 05/10/2023
Experimenting with photoshoots today #aiart #dalle3
Glamour model captures the photographer on a desert island photoshootGlamour model looking at a bunch of crabs on a desert island photoshootMale glamour model in a desert island photoshoot in front of an old fishing boatMale model in a desert island photoshoot in front of a fishing boat being watched by a bunch of crabs
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Fish 🐡 @fish2.bsky.social · 05/10/2023
More #aiart
Faded photograph of three young women having an animated conversation at a food stall in 1920’s Shanghai
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Fish 🐡 @fish2.bsky.social · 04/10/2023
Not quite the Mekon
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Fish 🐡 @fish2.bsky.social · 04/10/2023
More fun with DALL-E
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Fish 🐡 @fish2.bsky.social · 04/10/2023
Playing around with DALL-E 3 via Bing - Steampunk soviet moon landing
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Fish 🐡 @fish2.bsky.social · 04/10/2023
Not a bad attempt at steampunk + ‘60s soviet
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