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Catastrophe Wife @fisforphantom.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Sweet momma Bella is ready to go to her forever home. She’s such a wonderful cat. We think she’s a year old, is super confident, chatty and loving and really chill If any of my friends are interested in adopting Bella or the babies please reach out for pics and more info!
A skinny year old female black cat with green eyes and two grey striped kittens on a bathroom mat and pet bedA skinny year old female black cat with green eyes sitting on a chair looking directly into the cameraGrey striped kitten with white feet and stomach sitting on top of a closed toilet, looking directly at the camera
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Catastrophe Wife @fisforphantom.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
A pink calculator is upside-down with the number 5318008 typed in it to spell "boobies"
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Catastrophe Wife @fisforphantom.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Best film adaptation of the Odyssey wrong answers only.
VHS cover of the 1987 film The Chipmunk Adventure
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Catastrophe Wife @fisforphantom.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
For Sale Fifty Shades Trilogy Never Used
An unused boxed set of the Fifty Shades of Grey trilogy in a thrift store
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Catastrophe Wife @fisforphantom.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Patti Harrison in the "shark tank" spoof sketch from I Think You Should Leave, wearing a black top and a light purple blazer, a black beret, and several necklaces. She's folding her arms and looking right at the camera.
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Catastrophe Wife @fisforphantom.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Text reads: Early on, Ta-Nehisi Coates observed, “We are at a moment right now where people are asking themselves why can’t the Democratic Party defend this assault on democracy . . . and I would submit to you that if you can’t draw the line at genocide, you probably can’t draw the line at democracy.”
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Catastrophe Wife @fisforphantom.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
rubs temples
Mirriam webster instructs users to take a screenshot of a gif and the new word you land on is YOUR word for 2026.
the screenshot I got landed on "brain rot"
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Catastrophe Wife @fisforphantom.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
treat YO'SELF
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Catastrophe Wife @fisforphantom.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
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Catastrophe Wife @fisforphantom.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
dare I?
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Catastrophe Wife @fisforphantom.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
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Catastrophe Wife @fisforphantom.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
From Chicago to Palestine
Lisa Simpson saying to a an army colonel "Colonel I hope you've learned that an occupying foreign force" in front of the whole townLisa Simpson continuing to say to a an army general "can never defeat a determined local populace" in front of the whole town
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Catastrophe Wife @fisforphantom.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
eskeet with a tweet you still think about
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Catastrophe Wife @fisforphantom.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
hey all, my little weirdo short film inspired by my wisdom teeth removal was a finalist for the awesome Etheria Film Festival, and will be showing at the Garden Cinema Fiesta Sept 27, to raise money for immigrant advocacy
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Catastrophe Wife @fisforphantom.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
what she said
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Catastrophe Wife @fisforphantom.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
what I hear whenever someone says "30,000 pound Bunker Buster Bomb"
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Catastrophe Wife @fisforphantom.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
Movie you've watched more than six times using gifs. ("Hard mode" no Star Wars, Star Trek, or LoTR)
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Catastrophe Wife @fisforphantom.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
At the Australia museum of natural history
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Catastrophe Wife @fisforphantom.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
A stack of breadfruit in an market stallPanorama of beach with touristsMy foot stepping on a fallen coconut on the beach; wearing green shorts and white sneakersA river brook in a tropical rainforest
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Catastrophe Wife @fisforphantom.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
feels like a good time for a rewatch
movie poster of the 2011 Steven Soderbergh film Contagion
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Catastrophe Wife @fisforphantom.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
tramampoline
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Catastrophe Wife @fisforphantom.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
i think someone should Fetter John, man.
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Catastrophe Wife @fisforphantom.bsky.social · 18/01/2024
Cat sitting is going well
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Catastrophe Wife @fisforphantom.bsky.social · 09/09/2023
Mask up buds
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Catastrophe Wife @fisforphantom.bsky.social · 04/07/2023
Reconnecting with my Twitter mutuals
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Catastrophe Wife @fisforphantom.bsky.social · 04/07/2023
Reconnecting with my twitter mutuals
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