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@firstthethird.bsky.social
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Part time-long distance-work from home-twink More active with the same name on Instagram

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firstthethird.bsky.social @firstthethird.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
One of my favorite setups from the photoshoots I did
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firstthethird.bsky.social @firstthethird.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Unfortunately, whenever I’m near a beach this is me
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firstthethird.bsky.social @firstthethird.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
I have some great nudes but I think this is the hottest I ever looked
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firstthethird.bsky.social @firstthethird.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
Justice for one of my favorite pics of me. That I had to take down from Instagram 📸: @panchoassoluto.bsky.social
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firstthethird.bsky.social @firstthethird.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Twitter about to tumblr to its death
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firstthethird.bsky.social @firstthethird.bsky.social · 11/08/2023
Me to both of them
Tweet of Elon Musk about his and Mark Zuckerbergs fight. It reads: The fight will be managed by my and Zuck’s foundations (not UFC).

Livestream will be on this platform and Meta. Everything in camera frame will be ancient Rome, so nothing modern at all.

I spoke to the PM of Italy and Minister of Culture. They have agreed on an epic location.Joaquín Phoenix character Commodus in Gladiator pointing his thumbs down.
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firstthethird.bsky.social @firstthethird.bsky.social · 01/08/2023
Why does everything have to be like this
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firstthethird.bsky.social @firstthethird.bsky.social · 29/07/2023
I love how they’re recycling everything from the random shit they used for the new sign to the whole idea of the app
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firstthethird.bsky.social @firstthethird.bsky.social · 29/07/2023
Hamster showing the peace sign. 
Text reads:

Wondering if I’m the reason my friends like “how to deal with toxic people” videos 

Might be insecurity. Might be narcissism
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firstthethird.bsky.social @firstthethird.bsky.social · 25/07/2023
From the genius mind that brought you this UI comes: X the App for everything. Messaging, banking, and signing official documents all inside X (but you can only send money to Twixter Blue subscribers that have committed a hate crime)
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firstthethird.bsky.social @firstthethird.bsky.social · 24/07/2023
[speaking to costumer support] “Do you know who the fuck you’re talking to?!”
Screenshot of the movie memento with main character Leonard on the phone looking at himself in the mirror.
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