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JESSE TURNER

@firstantichrist.bsky.social
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❝ And then, with a word, this child will destroy the Host of Heaven. ❞ — CASTIEL { By #NANI, she/he ; +25 } ❮ 𝗗𝗡𝗜 𝗟𝗘𝗪𝗗 𝗙𝗢𝗖𝗨𝗦𝗘𝗗 / 𝗠𝗜𝗡𝗢𝗥 / 𝗔𝗜 ❯

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‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐡𝐨͟𝐫͟͟𝐫͟𝐨𝐫͟。‍‍‍‍‍‍ ‍ @bloodyillecebra.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
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𝓟ᴀᴅʀᴇ 𝓜ᴀʀᴄᴏ. @th-preacher.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
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JESSE TURNER @firstantichrist.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
— Ya me lo imagino, ya. Estoy casi seguro de que en medio mundo no debe ser ni legal —bromeó—. Tataki de atún suena genial, muchas gracias —hace que no va a un restaurante... Buff, ya ni se acuerda—. Y una pepsi, por favor.
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JESSE TURNER @firstantichrist.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
😈/; Jesse con la carne de canguro soy yo cuando le digo muy sonriente a la peña que el chigüire se come.
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JESSE TURNER @firstantichrist.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
— Uhm... Me gustan las ostras, el pescado rojo y... Creo que si digo la tercera te vas a creer que estoy de broma: el canguro —por si el acento australiano no terminaba de dejar claro dónde ha crecido—. Y mis menos favoritas... no me gustan la mayoría de legumbres, ni el cerdo... El cerdo frito +
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JESSE TURNER @firstantichrist.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Si tenía que ser honesto consigo mismo, Jesse tendría que admitir que no tenía ni la menor idea de qué eran la mitad de las cosas que veía. — ¿Me podrías recomendar algo?
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JESSE TURNER @firstantichrist.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
#ㅤㅤㅤseductive-sunday
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𝐎𝐃𝐈𝐍, @the-awakener.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
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JESSE TURNER @firstantichrist.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
#ㅤㅤㅤseductive-sunday
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JESSE TURNER @firstantichrist.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
¿Por? Ni que fueran regalos tan raros.
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ᅠ𝓻𝗨𝗡ᅠ಄ᅠ𝙍𝘼𝘽𝘽𝙄𝙏ᅠ @forbiddenwitch.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
ᅠᅠᅠ ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ ᅠᅠᅠ
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︎︎ ︎ 𝒄𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐞. @redhackr.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
⠀ ⠀⠀ * 𝖼𝗁̲𝖺̲𝗋̲𝗅̲𝗂̲𝖾 𝗯𝗿𝗮𝗱𝗯𝘂𝗿𝘆 ̥ 𝙷𝙰𝙲𝙺𝙴𝚁 ✹ 𝘩𝘶𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘳 ⠀ ⬭ ɪ’ᴍ 𝗮 𝑛𝑒𝑟𝑑 ₊ . ⠀
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JESSE TURNER @firstantichrist.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
😈/: Jesse fue el primer anticristo mostrado en SPN, así que... "first antichrist." Sin más.
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JESSE TURNER @firstantichrist.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
😈/; Una de mis alumnas lloró una vez cinco minutos porque su mejor amiga "ha dicho que ya no quiere ser su amiga" Lo único que la otra niña le había dicho era que por favor se apartase un poquito porque estaban pegadas y tenía calor.
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JESSE TURNER @firstantichrist.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
— Muchas gracias, —respondió tras sentarse y colocar la servilleta de tela en su regazo como su madre le había enseñado. No tener un duro no era excusa para no tener modales.
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JESSE TURNER @firstantichrist.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Bueno, por pedirse un entrante... — Está bien. —La siguió al interior. Tocaría hacer magia.
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JESSE TURNER @firstantichrist.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Duda seriamente que esté dentro de su presupuesto y le sienta un poco mal pagarle con dinero falso.
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JESSE TURNER @firstantichrist.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Qué hambre así de repente.
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JESSE TURNER @firstantichrist.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
— Joder, qué sueño. Necesito un Monster.
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︎ ︎ ︎ ︎𝖺 𝙼𝙰𝙽 ʀᴀɪꜱᴇᴅ ᵗᵒ ₛᵤᵣᵥᵢᵥₑ @impalashuntr.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
⠀ ᅟᅟᅟᅟ 𝙳𝙴𝙰𝙽 𝚆𝙸𝙽𝙲𝙷𝙴𝚂𝚃𝙴𝚁 ,, 𝒅𝐞𝐦𝐨𝐧 𝒉𝐮𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐫 ◌ 𝒔𝖺𝗏𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝙿𝙴𝙾𝙿𝙻𝙴, ⠀ 🔪 𝐡𝐮𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝒕𝗁𝗂𝗇𝗀𝗌 ⠀
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JESSE TURNER @firstantichrist.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
😈/: que yo sé que por la cuenta no lo parece. Pero este es el post periódico para recordaros que soy español jsgsjsgs
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JESSE TURNER @firstantichrist.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
This is going to be a long night... [ Manifests a bag of chips and soda. ]
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JESSE TURNER @firstantichrist.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
😈/: Look, Jesse is a weird hunter because he is an antichrist, and he was taken in by a witch. The way he handles any monster capable of reason is... Trying to come to a peaceful resolution if possible. If it doesn't work, well... Time for powers and gunpowder.
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JESSE TURNER @firstantichrist.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Dean, that one is on my blood delivery list. She is mostly harmless and prevents people from overdosing, let her be. [ Can he stop dealing with monsters in the weirdest possible way? Yes. Will he? No. ]
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JESSE TURNER @firstantichrist.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Why. Is. Everyone. So. Stupidly. Overconfident!?
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JESSE TURNER @firstantichrist.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Only downside of the bunker is I am so not allowed to order food.
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JESSE TURNER @firstantichrist.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
... sure sure, call me when someone is bleeding
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JESSE TURNER @firstantichrist.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
How to jinx a perfectly nice night
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JESSE TURNER @firstantichrist.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
HOW MANY FUNKOS OF THAT GUY ARE THERE?! I should have said Playmobil.
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JESSE TURNER @firstantichrist.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
SORRY
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JESSE TURNER @firstantichrist.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
😈/: I am being massacred by typos time to eep
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JESSE TURNER @firstantichrist.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Alright... I have to admit it, the stupid anitihero is funny.
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JESSE TURNER @firstantichrist.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Hey! I gave you enough articulation to warrant at least an 80$ price tag! Fuck it, I turning you into a funko pop.
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JESSE TURNER @firstantichrist.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
I'll change him back after I get to finish this episode of Black Sails.
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JESSE TURNER @firstantichrist.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
You've had half a mind to smite me since I was eight years old, Castiel.
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JESSE TURNER @firstantichrist.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
[ Snaps his fingers just for theatrics before Deadpool turns into a figurine. Don't ask about the pirate outfit, it just seemed fun to do. ]
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JESSE TURNER @firstantichrist.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Valid. Can I do that too? No, better not. Last time I did that while watching a TV show, I ended up in a universe where Good Omens exists. Nice universe, though.
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JESSE TURNER @firstantichrist.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Sam, we need to start a union or something.
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JESSE TURNER @firstantichrist.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
😈/: Man we need a Charlie Bradbury Oh my fridged sweetheart
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JESSE TURNER @firstantichrist.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
I get to be a little evil as a treat.
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JESSE TURNER @firstantichrist.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
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JESSE TURNER @firstantichrist.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Because if I am not constantly entertained by something, I get bored and try to convince Jack to start doing weird shit to reality for a giggle.
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JESSE TURNER @firstantichrist.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
A statue, then. Like the creepy ones from cemete- No, not that. It gives me Doctor Who flashbacks.
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JESSE TURNER @firstantichrist.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Dean, I am turning him into a toy soldier. Pick the size.
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JESSE TURNER @firstantichrist.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
<--- That was the start to the worst day of his entire life. He has a right to be unreasonably salty about this.
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JESSE TURNER @firstantichrist.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
. . . YOU TRIED TO STAB ME. AT LEAST REMEMBER MY NAME.
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JESSE TURNER @firstantichrist.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
... Jesse. That's it. You are going back to the shelf.
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JESSE TURNER @firstantichrist.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
😈/: Jesse baby it's been like 15 years, GET OVER IT
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JESSE TURNER @firstantichrist.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
The "spawn of Hell" is going to turn him into a collectable figurine again if he doesn’t get his name right.
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JESSE TURNER @firstantichrist.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
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