I watched a friend play it the other night and we got to the second lady who wanted a funeral dress and when she was like "imagine wearing a brightly colored dress to a funeral!" we were like
Firey Ocean
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The name's Owena. I like trains, my friends, my friends' art, games, and drawing. she/they | 24 | bisexual and badass | Inkbrush player for @mafiastudio.bsky.social #MyArt
![Meme that says the following:
STOP MAKING AUTOSCROLLERS
PLATFORMERS WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO FORCE SPECIFIC PACES
YEARS OF SCROLLING yet NO ACTUAL BENEFIT FOUND for waiting to move through the LEVEL.
Wanted to force players to go at specific times anyway for a laugh? We had a tool for that. It was called "CYCLES"
"Yes please force me to SPEED UP. Please force me to SLOW DOWN." - Statements dreamed up by the utterly Deranged
LOOK at what Autoscrollers have been demanding your Respect for all this time, with all the standing and rushing we did for them
(These are REAL levels, made by REAL level designers.):
[Screenshots of Mario riding Yoshi in a dark cave, Sonic jumping on a collapsing bridge, and Mega Man in the sky on a bunch of platforms. It's hard to communicate in a still image but these are all autoscrolling levels, and they all are met with a bunch of question marks to show absolute confusion.]
"Hello I would like no agency please"
They have played us for absolute fools](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:gvritjrrxsqfusv5y4jljvbk/bafkreiciraeqczdetfsw4ikydmd752ehe3w2qr4kpmbtalg57cuv2bhbbm)
