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FireworkFuse @fireworkfuse.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

They're closer to Gary than Chicago

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FireworkFuse @fireworkfuse.bsky.social · 07/05/2026

Was Sax Man not a live instrument at Eurovision? (I know basically nothing about EV)

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FireworkFuse @fireworkfuse.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

I wonder if ranked going back to Perimeter this week just opened the flood gates since before today's patch, there was basically no good loot on Perimeter. After today's patch you can now get gold loot from certain events on every map, not just Outpost or Cryo. Hopefully this helps balance it out.

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FireworkFuse @fireworkfuse.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

Fucking imagine the only way to convey the seriousness of like the 5th assassination attempt (and the only one by a supposed Dem) to your drooling boomer audience is to relate it to an NFL scandal. They know nobody gives a shit. My sides are in orbit.

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FireworkFuse @fireworkfuse.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

Trying to protect pro genocide members of Congress makes you pro genocide.

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FireworkFuse @fireworkfuse.bsky.social · 03/04/2026

Have you seen the Louisville UFL team?

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FireworkFuse @fireworkfuse.bsky.social · 03/04/2026

Breaking News: The Houston Gamblers of the UFL have announced Ace as their new mascot! Credit: Abdul Memon on Twitter @sickoscommittee.org

Ace the armadillo standing in between two ladies for a photo op.

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FireworkFuse @fireworkfuse.bsky.social · 05/02/2026

Aren't you supposed to have a funny picture go with these depressing facts?

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FireworkFuse @fireworkfuse.bsky.social · 13/12/2025

We have Pop Tarts Bowl branded Pop Tarts! Featuring Protein Strawberry (on a Cinnamon Roll Pop Tart) @sickoscommittee.org

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FireworkFuse @fireworkfuse.bsky.social · 02/12/2025

Maybe he's not such a nice guy after all?

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FireworkFuse @fireworkfuse.bsky.social · 02/12/2025

Even in a season as exciting as this has been for the Hawks, it's like there's a mandate for some minimum level of punishment just for being a fan of this team.

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FireworkFuse @fireworkfuse.bsky.social · 01/12/2025

Feeling like this while Mr. Small Online Purchases has his way with me. I hope you're doing well!

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FireworkFuse @fireworkfuse.bsky.social · 30/10/2025

Not like this... Gotta resist the urge to crash out. Godspeed Brad, your job just got so much more tedious and annoying.

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FireworkFuse @fireworkfuse.bsky.social · 15/10/2025

I guess the Legion of Doom is finally rebuilding the Hall of Doom.

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FireworkFuse @fireworkfuse.bsky.social · 06/08/2025

1. Tim Drake 2. Batman 3. Superman

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FireworkFuse @fireworkfuse.bsky.social · 19/07/2025

If you see this, post a DC comic cover you love. This is my all time favorite comic cover. In an era where Tim Drake was slowly being pushed aside and forgotten about, Chip Z and Jimenez brought Tim back. Now Tim is a part of JLU and the upcoming Batman run!

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FireworkFuse @fireworkfuse.bsky.social · 03/04/2025

This site never fails to miss the most obvious satire imaginable unless you scream "THIS IS SATIRE. I'M MAKING A JOKE HERE." before, during and after posting obvious satire. Some of you need multiple lessons in media literacy.

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FireworkFuse @fireworkfuse.bsky.social · 31/03/2025

"her daughter, one-year-old Industry Americus, lounged in a carrier on her back." What the fuck???

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FireworkFuse @fireworkfuse.bsky.social · 18/03/2025

The losing will continue until morale improves.

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FireworkFuse @fireworkfuse.bsky.social · 20/02/2025

Just wait til we get to see a full season of London with Penix at QB. Gonna be top 3 in yardage for sure.

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FireworkFuse @fireworkfuse.bsky.social · 11/02/2025

I'm too employed to be dragging out internet arguments. Plus my roommate and I like your content, I just thought your takes yesterday were silly. Looking forward to your next video

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FireworkFuse @fireworkfuse.bsky.social · 10/02/2025

My bad, I didn't realize this was a tantrum post. I'll let you get back to it lmao

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