finsnerd.bsky.social @finsnerd.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Recent News Headline: "Montana Woman Fends Off Bear Attack With Zucchini." .... sounds like my prom night. 000
finsnerd.bsky.social @finsnerd.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Nothing beats the love of a really good woman. Except the love of a really bad woman. 000
finsnerd.bsky.social @finsnerd.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I just finished a 10 year relationship. Luckily it wasn't mine. 000
finsnerd.bsky.social @finsnerd.bsky.social · 22/09/2026That's odd...I've put together a 3-D puzzle of Lance Armstrong but there seems to be one puzzle piece missing? 001
finsnerd.bsky.social @finsnerd.bsky.social · 22/09/2026The economy is so bad I received a pre-declined credit card in the mail. 000
finsnerd.bsky.social @finsnerd.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Have you Ever Noticed That after Mon and Tues. even the calendar says W T F!! 000
finsnerd.bsky.social @finsnerd.bsky.social · 20/09/2026True or False? - Most cities exist because enough people gave up in the same place. 000
finsnerd.bsky.social @finsnerd.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I love watching womens heavyweight boxing. Its hilarious to see them fight back tears when the announcer tells everyone their weight. 000
finsnerd.bsky.social @finsnerd.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Word on the street is that the ice cream truck guy has been around the block a few times. 000
finsnerd.bsky.social @finsnerd.bsky.social · 16/09/2026People still keep staring at me even though I covered myself in invisible tape. What the fuck? 000
finsnerd.bsky.social @finsnerd.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I'm starting a support group at my house for people with OCD. I don't have OCD but hopefully one of them will be bothered enough to clean it. 000
finsnerd.bsky.social @finsnerd.bsky.social · 16/09/2026"Dad, what does 'gay' mean?" "It means 'to be happy'." "Are you gay?" "No, son. I'm married." 010
finsnerd.bsky.social @finsnerd.bsky.social · 15/09/2026The doctor said if I gained any more weight I might have a heart attack. I told my girlfriend and the poor girl is so upset she hasn't stopped cooking for 3 days... 000
finsnerd.bsky.social @finsnerd.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I make prosthetic limbs for children on my 3d printer I guess you could say I'm a small arms dealer. 000
finsnerd.bsky.social @finsnerd.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I'm just hear for your entertainment and to embarrass my family on a more global scale. 000
finsnerd.bsky.social @finsnerd.bsky.social · 10/09/2026My smoke detector protects me from fire, carbon monoxide, and toast..it really, really hates toast 000
finsnerd.bsky.social @finsnerd.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Hey, guy who gives 1,000 percent, can I borrow $10? 000
finsnerd.bsky.social @finsnerd.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Top three phrases uttered in our household, in order of frequency: 1. "I burped." 2. "I love you." 3. "Who farted?" 000
finsnerd.bsky.social @finsnerd.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Being single has its benefits. I just met my perfect match on ePharmacy 000
finsnerd.bsky.social @finsnerd.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Dear Mr. Peebles, I would like to inquire about the Gorilla for sale in your store. BTW, Love the bow tie. Is he available for child care and gardening services? Does he prefer Mr. Gorilla or Maguilla? Looking forward to hearing back from you soon. Thank you 000
finsnerd.bsky.social @finsnerd.bsky.social · 08/09/2026All my dog does is eat, poop, hump and have his belly rubbed. I guess it's true what they say about pets resembling their owners. 000
finsnerd.bsky.social @finsnerd.bsky.social · 08/09/2026You say "dreamcatcher" I say "french fry cutter". 000
finsnerd.bsky.social @finsnerd.bsky.social · 08/09/2026But really, I didn't mean it like that... Everybody knows Ho is short for Honey. 000
finsnerd.bsky.social @finsnerd.bsky.social · 08/09/2026My 8 year old Son named his weiner "Floppy Joe". 000
finsnerd.bsky.social @finsnerd.bsky.social · 08/09/2026I'm behind in my time traveling project. Or am I? 000
finsnerd.bsky.social @finsnerd.bsky.social · 02/09/2026I'm beginning to think some of you need Jesus. Seriously, he's my lawn guy. With time you all are on Social Media your yards have to be neglected. 000
finsnerd.bsky.social @finsnerd.bsky.social · 02/09/2026My kid just told me that the reason that dogs are so much better than cats is because nobody ever heard of a "Cat Park" before. 010
finsnerd.bsky.social @finsnerd.bsky.social · 02/09/2026The man approached a very beautiful woman in the large supermarket and asked, “You know, I’ve lost my wife here in the supermarket. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?” “Why, she asked?”“Because every time I talk to a beautiful woman my wife appears out of nowhere.” 000
finsnerd.bsky.social @finsnerd.bsky.social · 02/09/2026I just got a book on beating addiction yesterday and haven't been able to put it down no matter what I do! 000
finsnerd.bsky.social @finsnerd.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Soulmate sounds like something Satan would put in his coffee. 000
finsnerd.bsky.social @finsnerd.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Sorry I didn't reply to your text, I just couldn't find a response that would keep you from sending another. 000
finsnerd.bsky.social @finsnerd.bsky.social · 01/09/2026I sure hope my life won't flash before my eyes when I die. Some of this shit I just don't need to see again. 000
finsnerd.bsky.social @finsnerd.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Talk to my ex and then tell me there are no stupid questions. 000
finsnerd.bsky.social @finsnerd.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Each one of us has a secret. My secret is that I can't keep a secret. Also, my friend Jennifer is a lesbian. She should have known better than to tell me. 000
finsnerd.bsky.social @finsnerd.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Women who wear digital watches are the female equivalent of men in sandals and socks. 000
finsnerd.bsky.social @finsnerd.bsky.social · 01/09/2026One day I will invent my own line of flavors to spray on dentist's fingers and the whole world will thank me! 000
finsnerd.bsky.social @finsnerd.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Don't forget to pretend you're mentally stable today. 000
finsnerd.bsky.social @finsnerd.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Have you ever noticed that most people who are as attractive, witty and intelligent as I am are usually conceited? 000
finsnerd.bsky.social @finsnerd.bsky.social · 31/08/2026We squint at the sun because it's bright. We squint at people because they're not. 000
finsnerd.bsky.social @finsnerd.bsky.social · 27/08/2026I'll have you know I cannot be bought and I cannot be threatened. But, if you put the two together, then I'm your man! 000
finsnerd.bsky.social @finsnerd.bsky.social · 27/08/2026I'm no architect, but I don't think it's possible to build a city on rock and roll. 000
finsnerd.bsky.social @finsnerd.bsky.social · 27/08/2026If you don’t hate yourself by the time you log off, you’re not using the internet correctly. 000
finsnerd.bsky.social @finsnerd.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Just found a bag of Doritos that expire tomorrow. Looks like I do have plans tonight after all. 000
finsnerd.bsky.social @finsnerd.bsky.social · 27/08/2026My kids treat me like a god... They take very little notice of my existence until they want something 000
finsnerd.bsky.social @finsnerd.bsky.social · 26/08/2026What happens if you get addicted to rehab? Where would one go? 000
finsnerd.bsky.social @finsnerd.bsky.social · 26/08/2026I bet Oprahs areola's look like the dialing pad on a rotary phone. 000
finsnerd.bsky.social @finsnerd.bsky.social · 26/08/2026My son knocked the dog's water bowl over and sent me a text. "I cleaned the kitchen floor today, can I have my allowance now?" 000
finsnerd.bsky.social @finsnerd.bsky.social · 26/08/2026I make my coffee the old fashioned way. From the dark roasted bones of my enemies. 000
finsnerd.bsky.social @finsnerd.bsky.social · 25/08/2026I’m ONE YEAR CANCER FREE! Cancer taught me to appreciate the people I love, stop sweating some of the stupid stuff, laugh more, and recognize just how much good life still has to offer. And apparently, <0.1 is now my favorite number. 000
