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Stuck in decades I didn’t grow up in, now and forever / Philly-boo / Avatar by @ethanwascool.bsky.social finitestory.fun

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Finitestory @finitestory.fun · 12/08/2026

Finally, the YouTube Poop car

A Hyundai Elantra with a New Jersey license plate that says “YTP 62S”

Finitestory @finitestory.fun · 19/06/2026

My best license photo ever kojira.github.io/bluesky-lice...

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Finitestory @finitestory.fun · 02/06/2026

Ended up in the right place for Pride today

Asbury Park, New Jersey. Taken from the Ocean Grove side

Finitestory @finitestory.fun · 29/04/2026

Brandon Arsed

Brandon Marsh attempts to hit home plate but is taken out by catcher Daniel Susac's ass

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Finitestory @finitestory.fun · 21/04/2026

Highlight from the Cubs stream I got before I went back to Flyers v. Penguins

A Cubs player that had fallen into the netting while attempting a foul ball catch

A Cubs player that had fallen into the netting while attempting a foul ball catch - different angle, Hoerner and another pictured getting him out

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Finitestory @finitestory.fun · 21/04/2026

Game was a loss in the end but I haven’t been at this stadium in 20 years. Getting flashed by the Phanatic was a treat

Finitestory @finitestory.fun · 08/03/2026

Twenty years ago would have sincerely been the concept for one of my powerpoint animations (if any of you from Digital Calvin and Hobbes are on here, hello! I was Jacob)

Goatstein @MandelaFace

CALVIN (Chris Pratt): You can talk??
HOBBES (Jack Black): Uhh, yeah bro. I can talk.
[🎵I came in like a wrecking ball]

Finitestory @finitestory.fun · 16/01/2026

iOS 26 screwed up certain notification so all the sports notifications show up looking like this

End of 1st Period for a hockey game, but does not mention any other information

Finitestory @finitestory.fun · 10/01/2026

From a site mostly abandoned

Uncyclopedia:

Philadelphia's greatest contribution to the world is the Philly cheesesteak sandwich, which was invented by Benjamin Franklin in 1776 and tastes surprisingly transcendent. As the great Quacker influx of 1770

Finitestory @finitestory.fun · 02/01/2026

❤️

2026 word from Merriam-Webster: kind-hearted

Finitestory @finitestory.fun · 24/12/2025

I get a lot of simple joy out of the Santa Tracker

Finitestory @finitestory.fun · 16/11/2025

bugged out at the right time

Finitestory @finitestory.fun · 09/11/2025

@peteandpete.bsky.social

PETE WRIGLEY FOR WELLSVILLE

Finitestory @finitestory.fun · 09/10/2025

An invention of Pizza Hut and the Santa Cruz Operation, no less!

Finitestory @finitestory.fun · 27/09/2025

When I was your age, we had to earn our booboos. Now you can just pay your way in.

Two signs that say “boo”, but very close together so they say “booboo”

Finitestory @finitestory.fun · 21/09/2025

What's everyone's weird local icon? This one's mine: "the Evil Clown of Middletown"

A huge grinning 1950s cartoon clown with a red tipped finger, dressed in a yellow and blue checkerboard suit. He holds a scepter.

Officially "Calico", but known to locals as "the Evil Clown of Middletown"

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Finitestory @finitestory.fun · 13/09/2025

Finitestory @finitestory.fun · 13/09/2025

Phanatic lookin straight at the camera #phillies #royals

9/12 game of Phillies vs. Royals, with the Phillie Phanatic looking at the camera dead on

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Finitestory @finitestory.fun · 10/09/2025

Sans, welcome to the resistance

An AI/LLM generated definition of megalomania with a meme of Sans in reference to Undertales use of Megalovania as the reference photo.

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Finitestory @finitestory.fun · 31/08/2025

Counterpoint: these were pretty damn tasty

A personal size Chicago Deep Dish from Lou Malnati’s

A personal size deep dish pizza, topped with tomato slices and a few other things at Lou Malnati’s

Finitestory @finitestory.fun · 31/08/2025

Lake George, NY

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Finitestory @finitestory.fun · 31/08/2025

Lake George, NY

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Finitestory @finitestory.fun · 23/08/2025

This one's canon

Bert as Bruce Springsteen with a guitar, and Cookie Monster as Clarence

THE GREAT ROCK & ROLL FROM SESAME STREET

BORN TO ADD

Finitestory @finitestory.fun · 14/08/2025

It's gotten busy since I drew this, but I left my mark too

A pixel art drawing of the anime character Haruhi Suzumiya on wplace.live. A pixel heart is to the left.

Finitestory @finitestory.fun · 14/08/2025

Spotted in MD

A pixel drawing of King Harkinian on Wplace.live

Finitestory @finitestory.fun · 26/07/2025

FINITESTORY:

I was a senior in high school when Undertale came out. I found it to be an endearing story and made me rather hopeful for my own story in life.

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Finitestory @finitestory.fun · 01/07/2025

A Blu-ray copy of Hundreds of Beavers, displaying the fur trapper Jean Kayak running away from what looks like a selection of beavers seen in the film.

Hundreds of Beavers posters which parody the following films:

Ghostbusters
Robocop
Lord of the Rings
The Graduate
Fight Club
Ocean’s Eleven

Finitestory @finitestory.fun · 29/06/2025

Don’t talk to me or my son ever again

A picture of a normal sized watermelon and a mini watermelon together

Finitestory @finitestory.fun · 13/06/2025

Have waited many years for this kind of moment.

Prime Video: Recommended for You

THE VELOCIPASTOR: A MAN OF THE CLAW

Start watching on Prime Video

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Finitestory @finitestory.fun · 30/05/2025

Nearly 13 years ago

October 29, 2012

HIGH WATER MARK
11.7 FEET NAVD88

Superstorm Sandy caused water to rise to this level at this location

In partnership with:
FEMA, Monmouth County, Monmouth University, Borough of Atlantic Highlands

www.floodsmart.gov

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Finitestory @finitestory.fun · 19/05/2025

The Baumbach film or the Will Ferrel film?

Letterboxd: Kicking and Screaming is now available to buy or rent on Amazon Video US

There are two films both named Kicking and Screaming

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Finitestory @finitestory.fun · 29/04/2025

Does COVID cause extreme cravings?

Two emails, one from Blue Cross and the other from Pizza Hut

Subject lines:
- COVID cases are rising. Are you protected?
- Warning: may cause extreme cravings

Finitestory @finitestory.fun · 08/04/2025

Nightmare movie lineup

Physical copies of the films Foodfight! (2012), Birdemic: Shock and Terror (2010), and The Room (2003)

Finitestory @finitestory.fun · 05/04/2025

242 Vermont Ave

A lone, thin row home stands in front of a large casino resort hotel.

Finitestory @finitestory.fun · 31/03/2025

RIP Atom Smasher

The fictional campus for the YouTube Poop Headquarters.

1 Mom Sos Way
90210

Finitestory @finitestory.fun · 29/03/2025

Calvin is doing homework at his desk with Hobbes.

"I need help on my homework. What's a pronoun?"

"A noun that lost its amateur status."

Hobbes smiles.

"Maybe I can get a point for originality."

Finitestory @finitestory.fun · 16/03/2025

Must be spring already, the Lego are sprouting!

Down the sidewalk, a Lego brick embedded in the grass, looking like it has sprouted for spring.

Finitestory @finitestory.fun · 12/03/2025

Paul

A movie with the title Paul (2011), Comedy, Free with ads, rated R

Finitestory @finitestory.fun · 09/03/2025

An emulator running Microsoft Windows Write 1.0. The document reads:

“Microsoft Windows 1.01! Geez, it’s rough.

Imagine writing all your resumes and cover letters on this. Who on earth would do that?

Couldn’t be me.

Would you even be able to access them in 2025? I wonder.”

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Finitestory @finitestory.fun · 06/03/2025

HE'S BALD TOO????????

A screenshot from the Adventures of Pete & Pete, showing a substitute teacher named Shrek.

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Finitestory @finitestory.fun · 03/03/2025

#sonicthehedgehog #chao

A Dreamcast Visual Memory Unit, a super tiny handheld console, with the VMU specific game Chao Adventure on the screen. In game, a Chao swims in the river on its journey.

Finitestory @finitestory.fun · 02/03/2025

A Game Boy Advance cartridge missing its original label. A crude drawing of Mario and the words MARIO ADVANCE take its place.

Finitestory @finitestory.fun · 01/03/2025

My film scans came in today! Here are the highlights 🏈🦅

Finitestory @finitestory.fun · 28/02/2025

William Steig drew a cool Shrek

Lemon and pink colored ogres kick their son Shrek out of the hole they live in.

Captioned:
One day, Shrek's parents hissed things over and decided it was about time their little darling was out in the world doing his share of damage. So they kicked him goodbye and Shrek left the black hole in which he'd been hatched.

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Finitestory @finitestory.fun · 14/02/2025

🦅🏈

Finitestory @finitestory.fun · 14/02/2025

Cell service basically died while I was at the parade. Here’s a bunch of photos #flyeaglesfly