jess🧡 @finfanjess.bsky.social · 09/09/2026nerd haul o’clock (most of them were listed as acceptable but several are actually newwww) 📚✨ 000
jess🧡 @finfanjess.bsky.social · 20/05/2026made it five minutes into my monday before my coworker had to tell an old lady not to manhandle me 000
jess🧡 @finfanjess.bsky.social · 13/04/2026“this could all be yours” *gestures to empty restaurant* “did you just mufasa me?” 000
jess🧡 @finfanjess.bsky.social · 14/02/2026thanks for the lesson and something to learn from. that’s how we’re looking at all the shit and moving on 010
jess🧡 @finfanjess.bsky.social · 11/02/2026#tellmelies is so good and also so triggering i’ve lived this already 000
jess🧡 @finfanjess.bsky.social · 30/10/2025every police interaction i have happens in my pajamas that’s so great 110
jess🧡 @finfanjess.bsky.social · 24/09/2025“i don’t know who hurt you, ma’am, but it wasn’t me” -tire guy 010
jess🧡 @finfanjess.bsky.social · 19/07/2025don’t be so scared to take a second for reflection, to take a leave of absence, see what you’re made of 020
jess🧡 @finfanjess.bsky.social · 31/01/2025be careful what you wish for cuz you just might get it all 020
jess🧡 @finfanjess.bsky.social · 24/12/2024it’s the glance in the rearview can’t stay stuck there…onward ho 000
jess🧡 @finfanjess.bsky.social · 18/12/2024there was a scratcher machine in the dive bar which i got overly excited about and dude next to me goes “i don’t gamble but i could buy you dinner or flowers or…” & i’m like “…or more lotto tickets??” 130
jess🧡 @finfanjess.bsky.social · 10/12/2024she groaned at me because i am wrapping her christmas present too loudly apparently #dogsofbluesky 180
jess🧡 @finfanjess.bsky.social · 04/12/2024*trying to understand the lore of past family heirlooms* “it was on sale, that’s the story” 020
jess🧡 @finfanjess.bsky.social · 02/12/2024what point of leftovers are you at? just had thanksgiving egg rolls 130
jess🧡 @finfanjess.bsky.social · 22/11/2024(watching a movie called ‘the beekeeper’) “wait, he’s really a beekeeper?” lmaoo 110
