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Memento Rory @finalstrawman.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

Think I prefer this year's kit - never understood the white shorts (my mum bought me the full kit and I'm sure they're still kicking about nearly unworn somewhere in the shed)

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Memento Rory @finalstrawman.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

OK maybe leave Danny be, but the kit can stay.

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Memento Rory @finalstrawman.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

When you realise where your life is going and that you've been at the wheel the whole time

Ronaldo Nazario, the one true Ronaldo Fenômeno, contemplates while at the wheel of Madonna's superfluous dune buggy

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Memento Rory @finalstrawman.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

This reminded me i need to restore the salt lost between Hastings and West London

Delicious Tarczyński Kabonos mere seconds before disaster

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Memento Rory @finalstrawman.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

People saying wait until we come up against giant Haaland but he's got nothing on BDB

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Memento Rory @finalstrawman.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

Nonflammable means flammable? What a country!

Dr Nick Riviera laments the confusion that the English language can cause; two firefighters spray a hose next to an exploded cylinder of ether

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Memento Rory @finalstrawman.bsky.social · 10/05/2025

Not mine but i was dogsitting last weekend and Danny decided to roll off the sofa and snare himself in a fetching totebag - requiring me to do his hated paw-touching to angle his leg to get him out

Danny the dog wearing a tote bag across one shoulder

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Memento Rory @finalstrawman.bsky.social · 06/05/2025

As if we needed any further reminder that Watford FC make questionable business decisions, someone decided we should sell this nostalgia abomination

An advert for a Watford FC "retro mash-up shirt" made up of a chaotic patchwork of former watford kits

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Memento Rory @finalstrawman.bsky.social · 30/04/2025

It took me looking admirably at the promo bookmark to realise why I recognised your name - congratulations! While I recommend Warfare, your film is the only one I'd watch again any time soon

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Memento Rory @finalstrawman.bsky.social · 26/04/2025

He's either insecure or a big fan of England legend Jimmy "The Burnley Express" Anderson

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Memento Rory @finalstrawman.bsky.social · 26/04/2025

I check Ebay for some replacement vacuum cleaner bags and for some reason it decided to hit me with this

A screenshot from ebay showing "recommended for you" books, these being one by Enoch Powell, The Book of Mormon and an expensive cluster of Harry Potters

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Memento Rory @finalstrawman.bsky.social · 19/04/2025

"Hello I'd like a silly half of football please" Bundesliga: "Kein Problem."

A rundown of the 8 goals traded back and forth between Union Berlin and Stuttgart to end the first half four-four.

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Memento Rory @finalstrawman.bsky.social · 09/04/2025

Need to start carrying alcohol wipes on the tube

Graffiti on the Jubilee Underground train line accusing Labour of "protect(ing) Muslim rape gangs for votes" - a claim that the most basic investigation would find to be hard to support

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Memento Rory @finalstrawman.bsky.social · 18/03/2025

I've got the silliest anniversary and no-one to tell

A notification showing 2 years abstinence from alcohol

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Memento Rory @finalstrawman.bsky.social · 27/02/2025

With all these apps I can apply for work, learn about new topics and have all my tasks backed by ambient music/ discussion! I'm sure this is a productive use of time and not a phone addiction

My phone's daily usage time, showing me succumbing to nearly 20 hours of various paraproductive distraction over the course of a Tuesday in February

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Memento Rory @finalstrawman.bsky.social · 09/02/2025

"The tasteful minimal white UI, the contrast with the subtle, muted but intricate William Morris print background. My god, it even hides the banner and app drawer" (Your phone looks great and your story is motivating, I need to get off my phone)

Patrick Bateman (Christian Bale) stares intensely at an object just out of frame in the film American Psycho. The object is the business card of a colleague/ rival Paul Allen - Bateman expresses his awe at the qualities of the card in voiceover

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Memento Rory @finalstrawman.bsky.social · 27/01/2025

Instructions unclear, filled up on Psyduck seltzer and now I know too much

A selection of colourful cans with animé characters on them, in focus is Psyduck on a blue can with Charmander on an orange can in the neighbouring slot on the shelf

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Memento Rory @finalstrawman.bsky.social · 25/01/2025

My friendships seem to boil down to me showing people things I think they'll like to which they don't respond.

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Memento Rory @finalstrawman.bsky.social · 25/01/2025

Best £3.50 I've spent in a long time

A selection of colourful paperchain links each emblazoned with the slogan "This is Shit" - from House of Voltaire, a South London Creative studio

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Memento Rory @finalstrawman.bsky.social · 19/01/2025

Agreed - Pro Evolution Soccer 6 was made all the better for the ability to make a squad of penguin or Ostrich/ Velociraptor rider players.

Konami's Pro Evolution Soccer 6 screenshots: the top image shows Luis Garcia mounted on a Velociraptor taking a penalty with Ostrich-mounted Petr Cech in goal. The lower image shows two teams of penguin suited players lining up before a match

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Memento Rory @finalstrawman.bsky.social · 09/01/2025

Of all the materials I expected to receive from the Open University, the scientific calculator was not amongst them. Charming though, I'm not complaining

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Memento Rory @finalstrawman.bsky.social · 05/01/2025

Good to see the pornbots have begun to migrate as the days start getting longer

A list of bluesky users that have recently followed this account, all using the letter x to imply implicit content or advertising their Only Fans accounts

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