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Final Remix

@finalremix.bsky.social
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Chair of psych in a community college. I do the behavior or else I don't earn the reinforcers. I take pictures. Sometimes they're in focus.

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Final Remix @finalremix.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It's that time of the week again!
meme that says "My fellow americans! This week our... *spins wheel* berries... are contaminated with *spins wheel* e.coli!"
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Final Remix @finalremix.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
My fellow Americans! This week, we get a second recall because our *spins wheel* CINNAMON is contaminated with *spins wheel* LEAD!
The FDA have announced a recall of cinnamon due to lead contamination. Pictured are a photo of the braindead, walking tanned leather hide in charge of the FDA and also a stock photo of cinnamon.
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Final Remix @finalremix.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
My fellow Americans! This week our *spins wheel* APPLE SAUCE is contaminated with *spins wheel* MOLD!
Applesauce Sold at Fairway, ShopRite and More Recalled for Elevated Mold Levels. See the Full Product List headline
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Final Remix @finalremix.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Something hit the window and scared the dogs. I went running, expecting to see the ubiquitous addled mourning dove and instead found this goober.
A Cooper's Hawk hanging out on my fence
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Final Remix @finalremix.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
While others may draw dicks and silly things with Follie's Shadowgraph, I'm doing very serious things like dropping Homsar, Pikachus, and DooM barrels on enemies. Honorable mention to the awful AC unit I made for the freeze ray turret.
Warframe screenshot showing off a bunch of awful drawings of Homsar, DooM barrel, Pikachu, a nuclear symbol, and an air conditioner unit in the user interface, each signifying some random thing that gets spawned into the game to help during a mission.
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Final Remix @finalremix.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Dear Mr. Apple:
There are too many artists called "lil".
Please eliminate twenty. 
I am not a crackpot.
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Final Remix @finalremix.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Everyone's "Reacher" this and "He's So Big" that. But nobody's "Blood Drive" this and "what the fuck was" that..
Arthur Bailey and Julian Slink share a sit-down in a scene from 2017's "Blood Drive".
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Final Remix @finalremix.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Screenshot from the film Fargo. Frances McDormand isnsubtitled saying "There's more to life than a little money, you know. And here ya are, and it's a beautiful day..."
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Final Remix @finalremix.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I wonder if there's Mitch McConnell on the sun...
Zap Rowsdower in his tactical denim jacket weilding a shotgun. He is the peak of Canadian masculinity.
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Final Remix @finalremix.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Can't upload gifs because fuck us apparently but:
Compic strip of Hank Scorpio saying "you can't argue with the little things. It's the little things that make up life." And then throwing a grenade to blow up a bunch of invading soldiers in his volcano lair.
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Final Remix @finalremix.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Oh, I... concur.
Screenshot from The Simpsons. Carl says he concurs, but is referencing a word-a-day calendar for the word conquer.
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Final Remix @finalremix.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Social media post that reads: I had a dream last night that I was being chased by Freddy Krueger throughout my house, but when he ran by my dog he stopped to pet him, looked at me and went, "what? It's not his nightmare. He's a good boy."

An addendum reads: and that's why i'm not sure if taking NyQuil is a good idea.
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Final Remix @finalremix.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Fuck slop.
Screenshot from PocketCasts saying "plus, payment cancelled. Expires on Oct 7, 2026"
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Final Remix @finalremix.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Me trying to play chess at all:
Zapp Brannigan (in a bright red velour outfit) sitting in his captain chair, talking to his green gecko-like first mate, Kiff, saying, "In the game of chess you can never let your adversary see your pieces."
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Final Remix @finalremix.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Sam Richardson, the comedian, shrugging and saying "I hope someone finds them and kills them" from a skit about pro wrestlers ruining the perfect wedding garden. but the subtitle instead says "redacted".
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Final Remix @finalremix.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Ahh, it's that time of year again where I feel something warm on my face and realize I'm suddenly at 60% health.
Doom marine from DooM 1 and 2 with a bloody nose and fucked up hair, denoting a health range of 60%-79%.
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Final Remix @finalremix.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
I learned this from The Simpsons and lucked out that TV didn't lie to me.
Screenshot from The Simpsons. Lionel Hutz is holding his lawyfirm ad that reads "Lionel Hutz, Esq. Works on contingency no money down, phone 555-" the rest is ripped, and edits are made in pen making it instead read that he doesn't work on contingency and requires money down.
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Final Remix @finalremix.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
In Maximum OverdrIve (1986), an electric carving knife begins running on its own. Emilio Estevez' character's first instinct is to smash it with a hammer until it stops moving. We should all be more like Bill Robinson.
Emilio Estevez as Bill Robinson standing in front of a Mac truck, wielding a gas pump nozzle, wearing a dirty white tshirt and jeans in the film Maximum Overdrive.
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Final Remix @finalremix.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
I'm going to tell my students this was BF Skinner.
The Phantom of Krankor. It's a Japanese villain who has a chickenlike face and a tutu-style top with a cape and a dramatic albeit cheap space helmet.
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Final Remix @finalremix.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Zap Rowsdower, a Canadian man among men with a mullet and a moustache drinking a beer saying "I wonder if they have beer on the sun?"
The MST3K crew  Mike Nelson, Crow T Robot, and Tom Servo are silhouetted at the bottom as if watching in a movie theater.
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Final Remix @finalremix.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Futurama screencap. Fry and Leela's are standing with their backs to the camera. A moon hillbilly is standing there in a wifebeater saying "first one, than th' other" in a thick hillbily accent.
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Final Remix @finalremix.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't nirvana, pearl jam, soundgarden, or alice in chains
Green Day, DookieOffspring, Ixnay on The Hombre
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Final Remix @finalremix.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
This holiday season, remember what's important:
Scene from George Romero's Day Of The Dead wherein a character is being ripped apart by zombies. The meme text says "cracking open a boy with the cold ones"
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Final Remix @finalremix.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
Four panel comic of Terminator 2.
"How does the community feel?"
John replies "they hate subs and slop."
Something masquerading as Janelle says the corporate bullshit "this is a great, exciting future for affinity."
The terminator states "Serif is dead."
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Final Remix @finalremix.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
Smothers standing over Mr Burns. He's fried, as if struck by lightning. The caption reads:
WHAT'S THIS STRANGE SENSATION IN MY CHEST? "
"I THINK YOUR HEART'S BEATING AGAIN."
"OOH. THAT TAKES ME BACK."
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Final Remix @finalremix.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
The big boys being in play were as harrowing as the Rex in JP Rampage.
Screenshot from the Sega Genesis Jurassic Park game where Dr Grant is fleeing from a T-Rex via a small raft. The Rex is mostly occluded behind the scenery but is within chomping distance of Dr Grant.
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Final Remix @finalremix.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
Some horrible face
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Final Remix @finalremix.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
What it feels like every time, now that Win11 makes "suspend" just kill my computer.
Wesley Snipes with a gun pointed at someone out of frame while crying.
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Final Remix @finalremix.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
Having to look up Pokemon in Unbound because I don't know if they're even real:
Abe Simpson typing
"DEAR Devs: THERE ARE TOO MANY pokemon  NOWADAYS. PLEASE ELIMINATE 200.
I am not a crackpot."
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Final Remix @finalremix.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
Car dashboard alert saying "check rear seats"
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Final Remix @finalremix.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
Travel's already rough, but we're at all new levels with Mounjaro. Hungry while out? Get fucked. Gonna eat? Don't leave the hotel room. No wonder weight loss is an effect of this shit.
Just Bare Text: "You have once again entered the world of survival horror."
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Final Remix @finalremix.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
Philly Elmo can lead the charge. He knows what's up.
Photo of "Philly Elmo" at a street demonstration in front of a burning trash can with his fist raised in the air.
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Final Remix @finalremix.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
Sam Richardson saying something that would get him banned on reddit. Caption says "redacted".
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Final Remix @finalremix.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
Animated clip of Homer Simpson and family faking a ring toss and steal their house back from carnies.
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Final Remix @finalremix.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
Nonsense. Utter nonsense! You can't fit a kindergarten class in 3 rows of 10 in front of a— oh...
Photo of a line of ten children in front of a pickup truck, demonstrating how massive the blind spot is on these things.
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Final Remix @finalremix.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
Hell, I hope the *present* isn't kind to them.
A meme that says "scientists have found a cure for fascism" and it has a few scientists armed with melee weapons.
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Final Remix @finalremix.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
Sam Richardson saying something that would be banned on social media about a politician. The caption says "redacted".
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Final Remix @finalremix.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
The shocked look on some of my students' faces in my courses when I mention what things have been most recently cut means I have to keep going. They seriously might not get the info otherwise, it seems. Plus:
Parks and Rec, 3 panel comic. "If I keep my body moving and my mind occupied at all times, I will avoid falling into a bottomless pit of despair."
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Final Remix @finalremix.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
Up 2 No Good.
Leprechaun 5 screenshot of the titular leprechaun discovering an even greener plant than a shamrock by hitting a bong.
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Final Remix @finalremix.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
two Tumblr posts: 
1. "Oh fuck, internalized too much Lord Of The Rings as a kid, actually believe there's good in the world or some kinda shit."
2. "Oh fuck, internalized too much Discworld as a kid, actually believe there's good in people and that I have a duty to contribute towards increasing the amount of good in the world."
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Final Remix @finalremix.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
4 panel comic showing fireflies being wiped out in part from people raking leaves: their breeding ground.
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Final Remix @finalremix.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Important notice on how to hold a bird: "hold micro raptor gentle like hamburger"
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Final Remix @finalremix.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
P o s s u m... tree. We-have a-possum In-our tree.
Possum in a tree
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Final Remix @finalremix.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
Sicily bright green sludge in an olive press. A book excerpt says "his skin was the color of just-pressed olive oil"
A social media caption says "always do your research, kids!"
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Final Remix @finalremix.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Benevenstanchiano
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Final Remix @finalremix.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Major Kira Nerys from Star Trek DS9 cocking a space pistol and saying "All right. It's time for a less subtle approach."
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Final Remix @finalremix.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Not _quite_ as impactful if you grew up watching Twister.
Scene from the film Twister, where Eddie is killed by a flying radio tower through the car's windshield.
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Final Remix @finalremix.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
Me coming home from the oral surgeon
Scene from the film Fargo: Carl Showalter holding a bloody napkin to his wounded face.
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Final Remix @finalremix.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Robert R Raymond's post saying, "during the pandemic we had a fleeting and muted glimpse of what public services could be like (extended unemployment, expanded medicaid, child tax credits, work-from-home)—it's why it's been so difficult to take anything seriously since then. We all know the scarcity is manufactured."
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Final Remix @finalremix.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
Trump vaguely threatening Panama in a tweetDavid Mitchell asking if we're the baddies.
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