Final Remix @finalremix.bsky.social · 25/09/2026My fellow Americans! This week, we get a second recall because our *spins wheel* CINNAMON is contaminated with *spins wheel* LEAD! 010
Final Remix @finalremix.bsky.social · 24/09/2026My fellow Americans! This week our *spins wheel* APPLE SAUCE is contaminated with *spins wheel* MOLD! 000
Final Remix @finalremix.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Something hit the window and scared the dogs. I went running, expecting to see the ubiquitous addled mourning dove and instead found this goober. 030
Final Remix @finalremix.bsky.social · 01/09/2026While others may draw dicks and silly things with Follie's Shadowgraph, I'm doing very serious things like dropping Homsar, Pikachus, and DooM barrels on enemies. Honorable mention to the awful AC unit I made for the freeze ray turret. 000
Final Remix @finalremix.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Everyone's "Reacher" this and "He's So Big" that. But nobody's "Blood Drive" this and "what the fuck was" that.. 010
Final Remix @finalremix.bsky.social · 07/07/2026I wonder if there's Mitch McConnell on the sun... 020
Final Remix @finalremix.bsky.social · 28/06/2026Can't upload gifs because fuck us apparently but: 010
Final Remix @finalremix.bsky.social · 12/04/2026Ahh, it's that time of year again where I feel something warm on my face and realize I'm suddenly at 60% health. 011
Final Remix @finalremix.bsky.social · 14/03/2026I learned this from The Simpsons and lucked out that TV didn't lie to me. 010
Final Remix @finalremix.bsky.social · 01/03/2026In Maximum OverdrIve (1986), an electric carving knife begins running on its own. Emilio Estevez' character's first instinct is to smash it with a hammer until it stops moving. We should all be more like Bill Robinson. 000
Final Remix @finalremix.bsky.social · 08/02/2026I'm going to tell my students this was BF Skinner. 001
Final Remix @finalremix.bsky.social · 27/12/2025post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't nirvana, pearl jam, soundgarden, or alice in chains 100
Final Remix @finalremix.bsky.social · 10/10/2025The big boys being in play were as harrowing as the Rex in JP Rampage. 010
Final Remix @finalremix.bsky.social · 15/09/2025What it feels like every time, now that Win11 makes "suspend" just kill my computer. 010
Final Remix @finalremix.bsky.social · 04/09/2025Having to look up Pokemon in Unbound because I don't know if they're even real: 000
Final Remix @finalremix.bsky.social · 10/08/2025Travel's already rough, but we're at all new levels with Mounjaro. Hungry while out? Get fucked. Gonna eat? Don't leave the hotel room. No wonder weight loss is an effect of this shit. 110
Final Remix @finalremix.bsky.social · 22/07/2025Philly Elmo can lead the charge. He knows what's up. 120
Final Remix @finalremix.bsky.social · 20/05/2025Nonsense. Utter nonsense! You can't fit a kindergarten class in 3 rows of 10 in front of a— oh... 130
Final Remix @finalremix.bsky.social · 18/03/2025The shocked look on some of my students' faces in my courses when I mention what things have been most recently cut means I have to keep going. They seriously might not get the info otherwise, it seems. Plus: 050
Final Remix @finalremix.bsky.social · 28/02/2025P o s s u m... tree. We-have a-possum In-our tree. 1133
Final Remix @finalremix.bsky.social · 01/02/2025Not _quite_ as impactful if you grew up watching Twister. 010