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Maple Pete

@finallycanuck.ca
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Nerd in Toronto. Open Source and Linux enthusiast. Married to @nickwrites.ca. Can be found on the Fediverse at @finallycanuck@mstdn.ca, and at Downsview Parkrun most Saturday mornings. GenX, had a landline, and a car phone.

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Maple Pete @finallycanuck.ca · 08/04/2026
😭
• Celine Dion Paris 2026 presale: You signed up for the Fair AXS artist presale for Céline Dion's concert in Paris 2026.
• Unselected for presale: Due to high demand, you were not selected to participate in the presale.
• Waitlist: You are now on the waitlist and will be contacted if tickets become available.
• Further information: Visit celinedion.com for the latest updates.
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Maple Pete @finallycanuck.ca · 07/02/2026
Crazy weather continues. #Toronto
## Weather Forecast

The screen displays current weather information, showing a temperature of -20 degrees, with a "Feels like" temperature of -30 degrees. The high for the day is -14 degrees and the low is -22 degrees. The condition is described as "Mostly cloudy" with a small icon of a cloud.
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Maple Pete @finallycanuck.ca · 01/02/2026
I'm playing "Which came first?" a daily trivia game on the Wikipedia Android app play.google.com/store/apps/d...
Wikipedia quiz result: "I scored 4/5 on \"Which came first?\" today." with a visual indicator of checkmarks and one cross. The card also lists "Topics included:", detailing events like the "2004 Erbil bombings" and "Jama'at al-Tawhid wal-Jihad".
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Maple Pete @finallycanuck.ca · 28/12/2025
Ouch!
2025 Strava Roasted:
If "consistent mediocrity" was an Olympic category, Peter, 2025 would be your gold-medal year. You managed 20 runs over 12 months—averaging one outing every 18 days. At this rate, your sneakers aren't wearing out; they’re dying of abandonment. You logged 103km total, which is essentially two marathons and a brisk walk to the fridge. Toronto’s Downsview parkrun club must wonder if you're a member or a ghost, and with 24 followers, your Strava feed has the same energy as a sparsely attended Tupperware party. Your profile photo looks like a man who just realized he forgot to start his watch before a 5k. 932m of elevation? You spent more time going "up" on elevators than on trails. Dig deeper in 2026, Peter!
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Maple Pete @finallycanuck.ca · 27/12/2025
Not looking forward to coming home to this weather.
-10⁰ in Toronto (feels like -15⁰)
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Maple Pete @finallycanuck.ca · 24/12/2025
Need one poolside leg shot, right?
Pete's chonky legs in the sun.
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Maple Pete @finallycanuck.ca · 10/12/2025
I had to check twice to make sure this wasn't @theonion.com.
Marco Rubio reversed a Biden-era directive for using the Calibri font, returning to Times New Roman.
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Maple Pete @finallycanuck.ca · 10/12/2025
I think this is true. At least I hope it is.
Fortune Cookie fortune: You have an excellent capacity for making people feel at home.
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Maple Pete @finallycanuck.ca · 14/11/2025
Not too sure about that.
You might like Masculinity.
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Maple Pete @finallycanuck.ca · 26/10/2025
LFG!
The country you are trying to reach is currently watching baseball.
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Maple Pete @finallycanuck.ca · 12/10/2025
Original post: bark.lgbt/@morgann/115...
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Maple Pete @finallycanuck.ca · 12/09/2025
Lunch! #MyWorksBurger
Feed me burgers and tell me I'm pretty.
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Maple Pete @finallycanuck.ca · 07/09/2025
I think not. 🏳️‍🌈 #PokemonGO
Congratulations! You earned a bronze medal!

Breeder

Hatch 10 Eggs.
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Maple Pete @finallycanuck.ca · 31/08/2025
What was the #1 album on your 16th birthday?
Album - Madonna, Like a Prayer
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Maple Pete @finallycanuck.ca · 29/05/2025
Finished "Harriet Tubman: Live in Concert" last night. It was amazing.
Book cover: Harriet Tubman Live in Concert
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Maple Pete @finallycanuck.ca · 27/05/2025
What are your "comfort" albums? This is one of mine! 👇
Album cover: Dion chante Plamondon
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Maple Pete @finallycanuck.ca · 09/05/2025
Age yourself with your first computer. Texas Instruments TI-99/4A, connected to a 13-inch TV. bsky.app/profile/sean...
TI-99/4A in plastic.
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Maple Pete @finallycanuck.ca · 29/04/2025
Got caught in the rain. Was worth it for my #SmileCookie plush. #TimHortons #BiscuitSourire
Plush toy of Tim Hortons Smile Cookie
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Maple Pete @finallycanuck.ca · 13/03/2025
Vaguely understanding that my maternal heritage hits the UK when you go back far enough. I used my mother's maiden name and got this.
Heat map for the origin of my maternal namesake.
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Maple Pete @finallycanuck.ca · 21/09/2024
#CircleK has hundreds, if not thousands, of locations in #Ontario. They should have a copywriter.
Grammatical incorrect sign: “Beer & Wine is here!”
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Maple Pete @finallycanuck.ca · 17/09/2024
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #5,149,920! I’m more than just a number.
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Maple Pete @finallycanuck.ca · 16/03/2024
Shamrock shake! ☘️
Me, drinking a McDonald’s Shamrock Shake ☘️
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