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s a m @filemakerpro.bsky.social · 2h
survivor randomly dropping an excellent episode of survivor in september 2026
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s a m @filemakerpro.bsky.social · 9h
i like how sally rooney will write “he sat at his computer and double clicked the file to open it” like that’s so me
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s a m @filemakerpro.bsky.social · 13h
is this a safe place to say i keep thinking this is billie eilish
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s a m @filemakerpro.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
just found out those swiftie reactors are australian
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s a m @filemakerpro.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
a 3h13m movie is shorter than a 2h42m movie
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s a m @filemakerpro.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
we were meant to be
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Bitter Jurors @bitterjurors.com · 28/09/2026
Mike Turner #Survivor Recap episode?? don’t mind if we do! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/b...
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s a m @filemakerpro.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
watching the social network like “whoa they got everyone in this thing” and the everyone is brenda song and rashida jones
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s a m @filemakerpro.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
it’s a double ramen week but only bc my first was so underwhelming
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s a m @filemakerpro.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
guards!! please him!
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s a m @filemakerpro.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
im in a 50 first dates scenario where every day i have to wake up and relearn the lessons i learned the day before
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s a m @filemakerpro.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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kenny 🙋🏻‍♂️ @itskenny.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
not sure when I'll be able to see Primetime (2026) but I wanna see it sooo bad
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller September 19,1960
P1 - ONE OF THE NEIGHBORHOOD KIDS WANTS NANCY TO SEE HIS BABY COUSIN
KID: MY BABY COUSIN JUST SAID HIS FIRST WORD 
P2- NANCY IS FOLLOWING HIM TO SEE HIS BABY COUSIN 
NANCY: WAS IT "PAPA" OR "MAMA" ?
KID : NEITHER 
P3- KID: THIS IS A MODERN BABY 
P4- THEY ARE LOOKING IN THE WINDOW AT THE BABY BEING HELD BY HIS FATHER 
KID: HIS FATHER IS A BEATNIK 
BABY: DADDY-O
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s a m @filemakerpro.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
the nyt list has been off since they released the first section bc they put gilmore girls at 99 and about… oh 87 of the shows they listed after my immediate reaction has been “ok well… that’s not a better show than gilmore girls”
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s a m @filemakerpro.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
watched a shitty movie tn and everyone else saw primetime im being really chill abt it tho!
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s a m @filemakerpro.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
got to do one of my favorite hobbies tonight!! went to a movie and told someone else in the theater to stop talking 💞💞💞
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s a m @filemakerpro.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
hopping out here!!!! have a good rest of the season yall 😊 #bb28
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s a m @filemakerpro.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
nouns are “people, places, and things” so repetitive, wasting time. people and places are things. drop them from the definition. keep it moving nouns are things
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller September 24,1949
P1- SLUGGO IS AT NANCY’S HOUSE 
NANCY: I WANT YOU TO TAKE MY CAKE OVER TO THE BAKING CONTEST 
P2- SLUGGO IS CARRYING NANCY’S CAKE TO THE CONTEST 
SLUGGO:MMM --- IT SMELLS SO GOOD 
P3 - SLUGGO CAN NO LONGER RESIST 
SLUGGO: IT'S NO USE--I CAN'T RESIST IT
SLUGGO EATS THE WHOLE CAKE
P4- WITHOUT THE CAKE SLUGGO IS STANDING ON THE COUNTER NEXT TO THE OTHER ENTRIES OF THE  CAKE BAKING CONTEST 
SLUGGO IS WEARING A SIGN IT READS…

TAKE 
MY WOID 
FOR IT-
NANCY'S
WAS
POIFECT

ONE OF THE LADIES THAT IS JUDGING THE CAKE BAKING CONTEST LOOKS SLUGGO’S SIGN WITH SHOCK
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s a m @filemakerpro.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
the nyt tv shows list basically being a complete flop
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s a m @filemakerpro.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
if you want to get into survivor the perfect jumping on point is airing tonight the survivor 24/7 channel is playing borneo right now
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s a m @filemakerpro.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
how early can i see forgotten island without everyone knowing im a furry
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s a m @filemakerpro.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
32, possibly unemployed in 2 weeks, directionless, creatively hollow, biggest event i’ve ever planned in less than a month, least frequent exercise in years, keep forgetting to drink enough water
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s a m @filemakerpro.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
do any other recurring characters want to spin off with me
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s a m @filemakerpro.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
my 9 games thing is like “you met me at a very 2003 time in my life”
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‎Big Brother Almanac @bigbrotheralmanac.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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s a m @filemakerpro.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
tried to sauna but the gym is closed 🫩
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s a m @filemakerpro.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
saw a friend at a party and asked them what they’ve been up to and they said “oh you know not much” and i was so jealous i wanted to cry
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s a m @filemakerpro.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
yash is frying me
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s a m @filemakerpro.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
it just floors me that they only do double eviction once per season now. “hmm best episode concept in our entire show… better do that half as often for no reason” ?? hello?
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s a m @filemakerpro.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
ALL TONGUES THAT RISE AGAINST DEE VALLADARES SHALL FALL #BB28
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller September 17,1955
P1- NANCY IS OUTSIDE, LAYING IN HER HAMMOCK , WHEN SHE SEES HER NEIGHBOR 
NEXT DOOR 
NANCY:I SEE LINDA HAS A NEW HAMMOCK, TOO
P2- IT BEGINS TO RAIN
NANCY: HEY LINDA --- IT’S RAINING 
P3- NANCY AND LINDA ARE LAYING TOGETHER IN NANCY’S HAMMOCK AND THEY ARE USING LINDA’S HAMMOCK TO COVER THEM TO KEEP THE RAIN OFF OF THEM.
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s a m @filemakerpro.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
i knew taylor was greedy but i had no idea it was this bad
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s a m @filemakerpro.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
nintendo in 2002: ok what if we dropped a cuntbomb on elementary students everywhere leaving them w no choice but to go gay
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s a m @filemakerpro.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
the wedding table of 5 gay guys + a fun lady.. lifechanging
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s a m @filemakerpro.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
is there anything better than a blurry wedding dance floor pic 💖
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s a m @filemakerpro.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
new kirby game is botwslop :(
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s a m @filemakerpro.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
ALL TONGUES THAT RISE AGAINST DEE VALLADARES SHALL FALL #BB28
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carol [CLOSED] @powerofotevs.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
psychologically everyone disliking dee so much right now is just making me like her more i can’t control it #bb28
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s a m @filemakerpro.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
arriving to town and firing off hey im in town texts
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller September 10,1951
P1- NANCY IS HOSTING A PARTY ABD THERE IS SEVERAL KIDS ATTENDING , EVERYONE IS DANCING AND HAVING A GREAT TIME 
BOY: WE'RE ENJOYING YOUR PARTY, NANCY
SECOND BOY: THERE GOES YOUR PHONE 

P2- NANCY ANSWERS HER TELEPHONE 
NANCY: OH, HELLO, ВЕТТУ--- OKAY

P3- NANCY TALKS TO EVERYONE AT HER PARTY 
NANCY: HEY, KIDS--- I WANT YOU TO MAKE YOURSELVES FEEL RIGHT AT HOME - -

P4- ALL THE KIDS LOOK ON AS NANCY IS WALKING OUT HER FRONT DOOR WHILE SHE PUTS ON HER COAT 
NANCY: I'VE BEEN INVITED TO ANOTHER PARTY
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s a m @filemakerpro.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
our lyft driver played “Boys” by Charli XCX, then “Poker Face” by Lady Gaga, and now “What Was That” by Lorde
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hannah valladares 🪦 @hannahburner.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I get cartoon heart eyes when Dee says something evil #bb28
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s a m @filemakerpro.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
latest “baby’s first tv show” take- “why would they even set Adults in new york if it’s obviously not shot there??” hmmmmmm idk perhaps that’s how every show ever has been, and they were carrying on in television’s grand tradition
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Pop Crave @popcrave.com · 09/09/2026
Chaka Khan shares throwback photo: “Everybody’s asking AI to show them what they would have looked like in the ’80s. Baby, I was there. No AI needed! C'mon, hair!“
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s a m @filemakerpro.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
this is the 6th day in a row i have been to metropolitan lorimer…………
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s a m @filemakerpro.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
idc abt the loz graphics one way or the other
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s a m @filemakerpro.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
imagine it’s 2027 and my life feels normal again
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s a m @filemakerpro.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
liz lemon being the commedia dell’arte meme 😭
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