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Fikitus of Borg

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Fikitus of Borg @fikitusofborg.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
My lunch being heated by the nuclear fusion oven (anti-cat system active). Thanks chavismo for daily 6~8 hours blackouts after destroying Venezuela's electrical grid 15 years ago and Alejandro Betancourt (today's Trump-Venezuela oil liaison) for stealing the maintenance budget 10 years ago.
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
A screenshot of an interaction on X (formerly Twitter).

At the top, Merriam-Webster (@MerriamWebster) quote-tweets a post from Pop Base (@PopBase) that reads: "Apple introduces the foldable iPhone Duo. #AppleEvent", accompanied by two images showing a foldable smartphone. Merriam-Webster adds the caption: "Not to brag, but our product has been foldable since 1828."

Below, user hanaa (@hanasaitoo) replies: "umm who are you??? like genuinely?? ppl dont even know yall so how can we know for sure what you are talking aboutt".

At the bottom, Merriam-Webster replies to hanaa with: "Open the schools."
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Fikitus of Borg @fikitusofborg.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
And not an A.I. in sight? What is this witchcraft?? (Art) Y ni una I.A. a la vista? Que brujería es esta?? (Arte)
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
When we asked the grim reaper to take the 80 year old blond with big tits we didn't mean Dolly.
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Fikitus of Borg @fikitusofborg.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Same thing happened with Chávez in Venezuela.
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Fikitus of Borg @fikitusofborg.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
New policy: Stop every interestingly-titled video that wastes more than a few secondos in "You will learn" (start teaching already!) or says "stay until the end" / "you won´t believe the last one" (click-repellent)
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Fikitus of Borg @fikitusofborg.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I once thought "If I had a mere million $ I could confortably live out the rest of my days, spending about $100 every day, no worries"
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Fikitus of Borg @fikitusofborg.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Venezuela's ROBolution arrived killing in 92, entrenched with a tragedy in 99 and dies with another under the people's utter contempt. La ROBOlución venezolana llegó matando gente en el 92, se atornilló en el 99 con la tragedia de Vargas y con otra tragedia muere hundida en el despercio popular.
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Thomas Spooks 🎃👻💀 @thomasfuchs.at · 28/05/2026
Then: “Sorry that our OS takes up 100KB, but we added hard disk support in this release!” Now: “This update is 14.5GB and adds 8 emoji.”
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I 💙 Dogs @dogs100.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Sunday Exception: Swan Perfect Landing
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Fikitus of Borg @fikitusofborg.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Credit to Jack Anstey for my wallpaper: unsplash.com/photos/train...
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
What a photograph. “Nearly two dozen arrested as faith leaders protested outside a federal immigration facility near Chicago…” Arrested large amounts of peaceful clergy face first on pavement is a pretty good sign you’re not the good guys in the story. www.reuters.com/legal/govern...
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Fikitus of Borg @fikitusofborg.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
Conseguí íconos creados por Mehwish en www.flaticon.com/free-icons/s...
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Fikitus of Borg @fikitusofborg.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Thanks to Silas Baisch for making this photo available on @unsplash 🎁 unsplash.com/photos/aeria...
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Fikitus of Borg @fikitusofborg.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
And the moon landing was faked and the Earth is flat. 🤦‍♂️
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Fikitus of Borg @fikitusofborg.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
Find the differences Hint: there are none, down to the burning of the Reichstag (attempted, in his Orange Highness case)
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Fikitus of Borg @fikitusofborg.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
Como el mundo ve a EEUU hoy, por culpa de un grupito de patanes. ¿Les queda alguien por ofender?
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Fikitus of Borg @fikitusofborg.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Por mi parte, yo lo llamaré "Golfo de Delfines" por sus dueños reales. For my part I will be calling it "Gulf of Dolphins" after the real owners.
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