Fiji 🌺 @fiji-cat.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I’m in an uber on the way to work and they’re talking about Locktober on the radio, saying it’s a month for you to lock in at the gym for a month No the fuck it’s not 582
Fiji 🌺 @fiji-cat.bsky.social · 27/09/2026You can just do this at the mall, it's fun and perfectly legal :) (Thanks again @pinkpalooka.hyper.wang!) 739271
Fiji 🌺 @fiji-cat.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Had a package delivered to the wrong address, they told me they didn't have it despite GPS coordinates and a photo pointing to their front door. Enjoy your free 1/4" audio jack with no wire attached I guess. 010
Fiji 🌺 @fiji-cat.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Sony split up with Kojima because physint sounded too close to physical 030
Fiji 🌺 @fiji-cat.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Dude this seat is so comfy (Thanks @astralseven.bsky.social!) 1133
Fiji 🌺 @fiji-cat.bsky.social · 14/08/2026I just downloaded a zip file full of viruses called "viruses.zip" from a site that openly told me it was viruses, and gave my PC viruses. Wish I was kidding. 320
Fiji 🌺 @fiji-cat.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Vore day on the anniversary of the Dave Matthews tour bus incident? Talk about disposal 020
Fiji 🌺 @fiji-cat.bsky.social · 22/07/2026I woke up this morning with a bad hangover, and my penis was missing again. 020
Fiji 🌺 @fiji-cat.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Woke up late for work with a boner and prioritised eating corn flakes over dealing with it, Kellogg you son of a bitch it actually worked 051
Fiji 🌺 @fiji-cat.bsky.social · 14/07/2026How a long VRChat session feels immediately after logging off 030
Fiji 🌺 @fiji-cat.bsky.social · 01/07/2026Saying something naïve and being told “Oh honey…” has to be in the top 10 feelings of all time, easily. 020
Reposted by Fiji 🌺Fedorass The Creature (COMMS OPEN 1/5) @fedorgnezdoew.bsky.social · 29/06/2026#commission for @fiji-cat.bsky.social tasty refreshing boyhole perfect for this season 111731
Fiji 🌺 @fiji-cat.bsky.social · 20/06/2026How it feels asking a kink artist to draw the thing they literally always draw (it’s somehow weird if you’re the one asking) 020
Fiji 🌺 @fiji-cat.bsky.social · 17/06/2026Man, this site is really good at feeding me a breadcrumb trail of artists I really like 010
Fiji 🌺 @fiji-cat.bsky.social · 16/06/2026Guy who says "your bra strap is showing" as a conversation starter even if there's not a strap in sight 010
Fiji 🌺 @fiji-cat.bsky.social · 12/06/2026Man, the What's Hot Classic feed is gay as hell (affectionate) 011