Figure Four @figuref0ur.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Quote with a ridiculous movie you think people should watch. 010
Figure Four @figuref0ur.bsky.social · 29/07/2026If you see this, we IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation 010
Figure Four @figuref0ur.bsky.social · 17/06/2026My ideal partner is barrel-chested with an empty head and a great singing voice. 1426
Figure Four @figuref0ur.bsky.social · 12/04/2026Whenever I see this video I always think of this classic 020
Figure Four @figuref0ur.bsky.social · 31/03/2026If you see this, we IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation 010
Figure Four @figuref0ur.bsky.social · 28/03/2026Got in some sketchbook time while watching a short before tonight's feature. 000
Figure Four @figuref0ur.bsky.social · 24/03/2026Quote and give your followers 4 randomish images as a timeline cleanse -Maybe my favorite Onion article ever -Picasso's The Old Guitarist. When seen in person you can just make out the ghost of an old painting. -Justifiably forgotten WWE tagteam Deuce 'n' Domino -A Cyberpunk Girlie I sketched. 020
Figure Four @figuref0ur.bsky.social · 16/03/2026Happy Birthday, Billy! Enjoy this picture of Deuce 'n' Domino. I was going to make a joke about Deuce 'n' Domino but I only know about them from the podcast so I don't got much to go on. 010
Figure Four @figuref0ur.bsky.social · 20/01/2026Ganja and Hess. I will die angry that Bill Gunn didn't get to direct more movies. 010
Figure Four @figuref0ur.bsky.social · 18/01/2026You can have this for free. Just made this up on the fly. Someone's probably done it before but I haven't seen it. Served on ice 2 part bourbon 1 part cointreau Squeeze of lime juice A good spice heavy cola [in this case Fever Tree Distillers Cola] 010
Figure Four @figuref0ur.bsky.social · 18/01/2026For dinner I made a batch of my patented Verde Chili, a pork and white bean chili spiced with a homemade salsa verde. No recipe though. This ain't for the internet. 110
Figure Four @figuref0ur.bsky.social · 18/01/2026Made myself an insanely delicous margarita tonight. Recording it for posterity. 2 parts tequila blanco 1 part cointreau 1 part lime juice 1/2 part simple syrup Muddle thin sliced fresh jalapeno rings and a few leaves of fresh cilantro. Shake with ice. Strain into a glass w/ Salt and Tajin rim. 130
Figure Four @figuref0ur.bsky.social · 03/01/2026Gunpla number two is completed. Say hello to the HG XM-X1 Crossbone Gundam X1. This time I tried my hand at clean up the pieces with sanding sticks and doing detailing/panel lining with markers. Turned out pretty okay! On to the next kit. 0121
Figure Four @figuref0ur.bsky.social · 31/12/2025Look, all I'm asking for is the controls to the space laser from Akira for like fifteen minutes. Do me a solid here. 0400
Figure Four @figuref0ur.bsky.social · 28/12/2025First session on my second gunpla. The Crossbone Gundam is a big step up in complexity from the humble Zaku II. That tiny head is made up of 7 individual parts! 010
Figure Four @figuref0ur.bsky.social · 20/12/2025Felt like I needed a new hobby to get through the winter. Jigsaws aren't for me, so the answer is gunpla. Behold my first child, the MS-06 Zaku II! 0121
Figure Four @figuref0ur.bsky.social · 11/12/2025Finished a painting for the first time in ages. Hooray. THEY CAN'T CATCH YOU [if you never stop running] acrylic on canvas 060
Figure Four @figuref0ur.bsky.social · 28/11/2025It's so over for you bitches: Now I know how to make bread pudding. 010
Figure Four @figuref0ur.bsky.social · 27/11/2025An MST3K Moment for Turkey Day 2025: Gypsy performs her one woman show, "Gypsy Rose Me." 010
Figure Four @figuref0ur.bsky.social · 27/11/2025When you see this, post an image from your gallery to describe your mental health 000
Figure Four @figuref0ur.bsky.social · 23/11/2025To the one true God above: Here is my prayer - Not the first you've heard, but the first I wrote Not the first, but the others were a long time ago There are two people here, and I want you to kill them 000
Figure Four @figuref0ur.bsky.social · 29/10/2025Post something random or you'll have an awful November 000
![A college basketball mascot that is supposed to be a frair [I think] but looks like some sort of terrifying homunculus.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:xt7fyuxv6bzad5sh6ps755h6/bafkreidictwsr5boasgw6c5uutswcelt2twkevdj7mptaitemizefko3bq)
!["Fuck Everything, We're Doing Five Blades"
Would someone tell me jow this happened? We were the fucking vanguard of shaving in this country. The Gillette Mach3 was [italics] the razor [italics] to own. Then the other guy...](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:xt7fyuxv6bzad5sh6ps755h6/bafkreifadmu7s36alt5pjygvexlvv5gjo5zhoo7iepj7niohavyqjw2vfi)
![a screenshot of a topless Pam back to camera showing off her sick back tattoo: it has 13 count marks [what do you call those? like prisoners tracking the days. presumably this is tracking pam's kills] at the top and then the following text: FOR THE ANGLE OF DEATH SPREAD HISWINGS ON THE BLAST AND BREATHED IN THE FACE OF THE FOE AS HE PASSED; AND THE EYES OF THE SLEEPERS WAXED DEADLY AND CHILL, AND THEIR HEARTS BUT ONCE HEAVED, AND FOR EVER GREW STILL!" Pam is about to put a righteous beatdown on Mallory Archer.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:xt7fyuxv6bzad5sh6ps755h6/bafkreig3faxazaiwkpprbyt2h2r2rqq53qeghieho5odry233wzhn26h7y)
![ROH Tagteam Champs LFI's Sammy Guerra and The Beast Mortos. Mortos is wearing his Orc mask and ring gear but on top of that, he puts on a blazer with torn sleeves, a tie [no shirt], and some Robert Deniro in Casino glasses.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:xt7fyuxv6bzad5sh6ps755h6/bafkreig6a7y4hynd4szm3amkhtuwhio34sqmppfvl6e7gfm5oxp36es6r4)
