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Fiftyset80 - No Longer Toad

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Evil Toad (I was it makes sense I promise) He/They

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Fiftyset80 - No Longer Toad @fiftyset80.bsky.social · 22h
I have a weird almost respect for Spectral Tower because it doesn’t seem like the kind of bad you get with mere incompetent, lazy developers. You need people who not only can’t do anything right but have immense, unmatched creative potential to come up with the most unique awful mechanics possible
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Fiftyset80 - No Longer Toad @fiftyset80.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I’m sorry this is a really shit bit can you come up with something better
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Fiftyset80 - No Longer Toad @fiftyset80.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
A good message however I’m not sure why it seems to be a left ear only policy proposal
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Fiftyset80 - No Longer Toad @fiftyset80.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Hi is NOT A MEME
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Fiftyset80 - No Longer Toad @fiftyset80.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Sodding strength-sapping torches
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Fiftyset80 - No Longer Toad @fiftyset80.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
For TOSE are no ordinary company, they are the equivalent of a mysterious magical macguffin that grants great power for good or evil to any publisher that wields it. The only solution is to seal TOSE away and split them up into seven parts across the kingdom (of Japan)
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Fiftyset80 - No Longer Toad @fiftyset80.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Less worlds, less unique missions within worlds, so many shines are just blue coin shite,
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Fiftyset80 - No Longer Toad @fiftyset80.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Kind of crazy to think that Super Mario Sunshine has so much less actual content than 64, and it’s also mainly worse
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Fiftyset80 - No Longer Toad @fiftyset80.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Super Mario Sunshine cruelly makes you think there’s a way to escape playing Super Mario Sunshine (death) then takes it away from you to ensure you continue existing in its awful, cruel world out of obligation
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Fiftyset80 - No Longer Toad @fiftyset80.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Hey Nintendo, if you’re interested in making boxing related video games I know a franchise…
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Fiftyset80 - No Longer Toad @fiftyset80.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
They have to use le epic meme Matt Wii Sports or nobody will get this one They would have but everyone was turned off by 30 minute thumb wrestling demonstration when it was first shown
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Fiftyset80 - No Longer Toad @fiftyset80.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
(And obviously he actually liked the games)
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Fiftyset80 - No Longer Toad @fiftyset80.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
(In fairness DKC1 isn’t all it’s made out to be. 2 and 3 are masterpieces though)
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Fiftyset80 - No Longer Toad @fiftyset80.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Yeah there’s some weird story that used to (maybe still does) go around that Miyamoto had some sort of grudge against DKC for various reasons including that he thought the graphics were the only thing it had going for it and that DKC2 competed with Yoshi’s Island
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Fiftyset80 - No Longer Toad @fiftyset80.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
To be fair Yoshi’s Island sucks so maybe he is the villain for being involved with it at all
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Fiftyset80 - No Longer Toad @fiftyset80.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
No this was Miyamoto’s fault, like when he said that Donkey Kong Country was ugly and bad and tried to have it banned so everyone would be forced to play Yoshi’s Island instead
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Fiftyset80 - No Longer Toad @fiftyset80.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Honestly, there’s Mahjong games on the PC Engine more exciting than this. There’s even… ok maybe there aren’t baseball games more interesting than this, but there could be!
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Fiftyset80 - No Longer Toad @fiftyset80.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It’s true! When Sticker Star was first being made, Miyamoto stormed into Intelligent Systems’ offices and deleted the game in a fit of rage and forced everyone to draw 100 toads before they could to go home. The next day when they came in he’d finished Sticker Star (bad) and filled it with toads.
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Fiftyset80 - No Longer Toad @fiftyset80.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Very much enjoy the running gag in the Sunday comics that the second panel eschews all the background detail and just has a white background and almost no drawing
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Fiftyset80 - No Longer Toad @fiftyset80.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It has come to my attention that #deep is in fact a commonly used hashtag for extremely deep penile penetration.
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Fiftyset80 - No Longer Toad @fiftyset80.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Back in my day it was illegal to be woke because we weren’t broke #economichardship #politics #deep
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Fiftyset80 - No Longer Toad @fiftyset80.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The Plok ripoff? Smh
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Fiftyset80 - No Longer Toad @fiftyset80.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
If you think about it, Shinzo Abe was the Protokirkening
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Fiftyset80 - No Longer Toad @fiftyset80.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I’ve seen this one before. The answer is to swap when you say CUT and ACTION. Or maybe that only works for woodchippers
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Fiftyset80 - No Longer Toad @fiftyset80.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
White people when you criticise Startropics
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Fiftyset80 - No Longer Toad @fiftyset80.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
All the historical evidence of Wehrmacht complicity in the Holocaust aside, why do people think they were in Eastern Europe the first place? Maybe because Nazi Germany was always imperialist and racist and wanted to commit genocide? Like that’s the premise of these games, the reason they’re there!
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Fiftyset80 - No Longer Toad @fiftyset80.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Don’t worry, it’s clearly satire. I mean, its impossible because there are no Xbox games to show you ads during in the first place!
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Fiftyset80 - No Longer Toad @fiftyset80.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Very insane theory, but did Trump either not know what “unified Ireland” means, or want to somehow incorporate the DUP into mainstream Irish politics? Like I am aware of what the U in DUP stands for but does he want to put a far right party with some standing in Ireland???
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Fiftyset80 - No Longer Toad @fiftyset80.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
That #feeling you get when you realise you’re #searchengineoptimised 😎😎😎
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Fiftyset80 - No Longer Toad @fiftyset80.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Are there people that miss the chapter 4 backtracking
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Fiftyset80 - No Longer Toad @fiftyset80.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
To be honest I think if that’s the biggest issue with the remake it’s a pretty good sign (Guy who didn’t play the remake, or the original TTYD: But what about the frame rate?)
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Fiftyset80 - No Longer Toad @fiftyset80.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This is why I don’t use the power bounce badge. Well actually it’s because I simultaneously don’t like how OP it is and am embarrassed at how bad I am at using it
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Fiftyset80 - No Longer Toad @fiftyset80.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
You misunderstand, I don’t actually want to improve anything, I just want to be feel very clever by being snarky and self righteous and doing Epic Roasts on the internet
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Fiftyset80 - No Longer Toad @fiftyset80.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I’ve had to click “not interested” every time, I’ve been boycotting that channel ever since that guy insulted super momotarou dentetsu
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Fiftyset80 - No Longer Toad @fiftyset80.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Me: I’d like the Epic Bacon sandwich with some extra… awesome sauce 😎 Vegans: Erm… can I get the TOFU burger 😂 … with “Boring Bean sauce!” 😂
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Fiftyset80 - No Longer Toad @fiftyset80.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
In the fart of the night I was brapping and burping
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Fiftyset80 - No Longer Toad @fiftyset80.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
One million shoot em ups on a console and nobody bats an eye, but a few baseball and mahjong games and everyone loses their mind…
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Fiftyset80 - No Longer Toad @fiftyset80.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Sigh… time to sell the console
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Fiftyset80 - No Longer Toad @fiftyset80.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Super Mario World fans when they go from world 1 (grassy) to world 2 (grassy)
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Fiftyset80 - No Longer Toad @fiftyset80.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
This has gotten me curious about what Japanese AI-generated text tells look like
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Fiftyset80 - No Longer Toad @fiftyset80.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Metroid II GB is actually very very impressive I have to say
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Fiftyset80 - No Longer Toad @fiftyset80.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The issue with NEStroid isn’t the lack of a map, it’s the grind
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Fiftyset80 - No Longer Toad @fiftyset80.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
the playlists and compilations already exist, so
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Fiftyset80 - No Longer Toad @fiftyset80.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
From what I can tell the main benefit is being able to split up videos into different seasons in one playlist. The only thing I can think of is putting the Famidaily/PC Engine Power playlists into a show format and splitting up the seasons by year or by how the compilations are divided? But then
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Fiftyset80 - No Longer Toad @fiftyset80.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Exactly! Our allies such as the Great Demon King won’t want to work with us if Woke Polanski gets into parliament!
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Fiftyset80 - No Longer Toad @fiftyset80.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
It’s NOT made up! Andy Burnham CAN manage the powers of the great Demon King who will be bound to his command for having freed him!
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Fiftyset80 - No Longer Toad @fiftyset80.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Zack Polanski SELFISHLY refuses to consider that oil and gas drilling could free ancient demon king, allowing Andy Burnham to access a myriad of helpful magical powers so long as he is NOT betrayed.
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Fiftyset80 - No Longer Toad @fiftyset80.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Unless you’re British
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Fiftyset80 - No Longer Toad @fiftyset80.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
*drooools*
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Fiftyset80 - No Longer Toad @fiftyset80.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Nintendo forces you to revise
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