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Damian Hammontree

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Damian Hammontree @fifthinterval.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Look, everyone! That wall has some kind of writing on it!
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Damian Hammontree @fifthinterval.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
It makes perfect sense to science-illiterate goons who don't know how anything works. 🤷🏻‍♂️
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Damian Hammontree @fifthinterval.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
Magats are now trolling, saying that they actually do want Trump as America's king, because they think that this criticism is overwrought and laughable. ...because they're too ignorant of Trump's views of how the government works and too uneducated to actually know what the Constitution says.
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Damian Hammontree @fifthinterval.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
Anyone who's ever seen Trump in an interview has seen with their own eyes how full of shit Vance is.
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Damian Hammontree @fifthinterval.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
Sadists DO value cruelty and the infliction of pain, but yes, that doesn't add up to any actual value.
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Damian Hammontree @fifthinterval.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Not a single one of these clowns has explained what they think the reason was that he threatened tariffs if he wasn't planning to implement them. They thought he was lying, but for what purpose, do they imagine? It makes NO SENSE, but they insist on being taken seriously.
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Damian Hammontree @fifthinterval.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
Good lord. Musk saying "the Nazi stuff" is fake is like John Gotti saying he never broke the law.
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Damian Hammontree @fifthinterval.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
They always say that this isn't what they voted for (100%, yes they did), and they always leave out the part about how everyone who warned them this would happen (who they sneered "TDS" at) were right the whole time because we have brains in our fucking heads.
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Damian Hammontree @fifthinterval.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Why do journalists bother to ask Republicans questions? WTF is the point?
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Damian Hammontree @fifthinterval.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
"We need guns to fight a tyrannical government" was always an obviously absurd lie.
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Damian Hammontree @fifthinterval.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
He spends this whole post describing himself and his fellow Nazi losers. I somehow don't find it intimidating. 🤷🏻‍♂️
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Damian Hammontree @fifthinterval.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
Another example: I saved $10,000 by simply lying about having saved $10,000!
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Damian Hammontree @fifthinterval.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
Again, literally no one voted for lower egg prices. People say this, because this lie sounds better than the truth.
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Damian Hammontree @fifthinterval.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
"Oh no, we don't want to give Trump an excuse to declare Martial Law!" Fuuuuuuck that. Make him do it. Make him go through with it. Let America see it.
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Damian Hammontree @fifthinterval.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
I have been trying to understand my whole life why boomers are so frickin gullible. 56 years in, still no answers.
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Damian Hammontree @fifthinterval.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
Fb feed absolutely choked with the dumbest right-wing horseshit imaginable this week.
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Damian Hammontree @fifthinterval.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Saying "I'm 1000% trustworthy" right before dropping some total horseshit is very on-brand for Elmo.
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Damian Hammontree @fifthinterval.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Convinced that one of the foundational premises of social media as "marketplace of ideas" is the view that nothing can be true unless it can be readily understood by stupid people. I see this aaaaallllll the time.
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Damian Hammontree @fifthinterval.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Has he ever been right about a single thing in his entire life? I mean, if you TRIED to be as wrong as he is about everything, you'd probably mess it up occasionally and get something right, just by accident. Being so consistently wrong is a true phenomenon.
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Damian Hammontree @fifthinterval.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Maybe the most annoying thing about the way Fb is structured is that your friends' choices about who they keep connected to makes extra work for you. And it's a good reminder that you're never more than one degree of separation away from some the dumbest / most toxic MFers you can possibly imagine.
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Damian Hammontree @fifthinterval.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
Here's what I don't understand. Elon's minions are children. Why is no one simply physically restraining them? Make them call the cops. Make them cry. Why is anyone obeying them?
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Damian Hammontree @fifthinterval.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
Musk is psychotic.
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Damian Hammontree @fifthinterval.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Prices are suddenly going up now because of all the government spending in the past. Got it.
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Damian Hammontree @fifthinterval.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Literally every single one of these people know to a certainty that Trump is a liar. They think that lying is a form of cleverness, they love that it upsets people they hate, and "TDS" is troll rhetoric used by people to "own the libs". You're just rationalizing their shitty choices.
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Damian Hammontree @fifthinterval.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
No, I didn't learn specifically about Trump in kindergarten in 1972. 🙄 I am saying that knowing what lies are is a basic life skill, and Trump is such an obvious liar that literally no one is unaware of it. You're trying to convince me that no one taught these people that lying is bad. Spare me.
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Damian Hammontree @fifthinterval.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
You have to wonder if any of these clowns have suffered any contusions from their brains slamming against the inside of their skulls from such a wrenching and violent high-speed U-turn.
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Damian Hammontree @fifthinterval.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
I'm sorry, dude, but bigotry and hatred aren't some kind of default state that people just fall into as the result of not knowing better. It's affirmative and cultivated. You keep assuming that I don't know any rural folks like my relatives, and your assumption is 100% inaccurate.
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Damian Hammontree @fifthinterval.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
And this is sophistry. If one person says that vitamin C is healthy to consume, and someone else says that thallium is healthy to consume, these aren't "saying the same thing, just with some words changed".
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Damian Hammontree @fifthinterval.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
How would someone learn things I was taught in public elementary school? And learn that other human beings are human beings? And to recognize lies when they encounter them? You're suggesting that this is beyond their capability, which is why I think what you're saying is nonsense.
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Damian Hammontree @fifthinterval.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
With all due respect, this is nonsense. People have every opportunity to inform themselves, and if things weren't working for me, that'd be all the more reason to do so. But these aren't people who were trying to fix things for themselves anyway - they expressly voted to make others suffer.
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Damian Hammontree @fifthinterval.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
I mean, when someone points a gun at their foot and pulls the trigger, you can't really say that they *didn't* consider the possibility that their foot would get shot somehow. Musk screwing over the country was *entirely* foreseeable.
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Damian Hammontree @fifthinterval.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
I keep hearing the term "American Experiment", which as far as I can tell, is a society founded on Enlightenment principles populated by a mixture of people who believe in them, and also vicious, ignorant sociopaths. Was this ever going to really work? I honestly don't know.
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Damian Hammontree @fifthinterval.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
Picture is accurate. The enormous orange fart is spreading everywhere.
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Damian Hammontree @fifthinterval.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
It doesn't get repeated anywhere near often enough, but Elmo is very, very, very, very, very stupid.
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Damian Hammontree @fifthinterval.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
Their entire ideology requires that people believe that the truth isn't knowable.
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Damian Hammontree @fifthinterval.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Christianity is apparently a radical ideology. The more you know, huh?
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Damian Hammontree @fifthinterval.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
This is in absolutely no way an "unintended" consequence. These idiots literally voted to screw themselves over along with the rest of us. They get what they deserve.
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Damian Hammontree @fifthinterval.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Trump is now demanding that Bishop Budde apologize for suggesting that he might be capable of decency.
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Damian Hammontree @fifthinterval.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
THANK YOU.
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Damian Hammontree @fifthinterval.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Joshua Tree isn't even the best U2 album.
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Damian Hammontree @fifthinterval.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Maybe the best thing to come from Elmo's Nazi declaration is how many alledged Americans have also self-identified as a result.
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Damian Hammontree @fifthinterval.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
I understand that she wasn't speaking to Trump, but instead to the frightened people she mentions. Doesn't stop a lot of people claiming that she WAS speaking to him in order to "shame" him, which is ridiculous.
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Damian Hammontree @fifthinterval.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Because everyone would know it was an enormous lie, and why bother?
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Damian Hammontree @fifthinterval.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
People are, with a straight face, suggesting that the Nazi salute, given multiple times, at the highest profile event in the world, by an actual Nazi, which was filmed and which you can watch with your own eyes, wasn't a Nazi salute. These people can go straight to hell on the express train.
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Damian Hammontree @fifthinterval.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Yeah, and the sky "appears" to be blue. Get your shit together, Irish News.
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Damian Hammontree @fifthinterval.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Anyone who says they voted for Trump to lower prices is lying. Period. They say this, but they are lying when they say this.
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Damian Hammontree @fifthinterval.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
Hi hi!
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Damian Hammontree @fifthinterval.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
"Not many people know this" = one of my advisors just told me this, but I won't remember it in a week
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Damian Hammontree @fifthinterval.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
"The media" forces Elmo to say the stupid things he says. Sure, Levin.
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