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high fifidelity @fifidelaquant.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
just went to see The Bee Keeper Of Aleppo at Richmond Theatre and while it has comedic moments, I sobbed throughout it, a truly impactful experience
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high fifidelity @fifidelaquant.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
just got ID’d still got it, lads 🍻
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high fifidelity @fifidelaquant.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
water Kew sunset
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high fifidelity @fifidelaquant.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
congrats to me, who’s having one of those birthdays where you enter the next bracket in the age drop down menu, yay 🫠🥳
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high fifidelity @fifidelaquant.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
how are my finances? I’m wearing two layers of fleece and have ‘indoor gloves’
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high fifidelity @fifidelaquant.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
oh yes, I’m sure Andrew’s arrest will be of great embarrassment to the king, who was bessie mates with Jimmy fucking Savile
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high fifidelity @fifidelaquant.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
post a tree that you photographed
A pine tree in Yoyogi Park, Tokyo with a straw belt wrapped around its trunk (komomaki) to attract hibernating moths
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high fifidelity @fifidelaquant.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
my 9yr old niece calls the at sign ‘spinny a’ and I thinks that’s marvellous
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high fifidelity @fifidelaquant.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
shout out to my brain that woke me up at 5.15am screaming that I’d forgotten to put the bins out what a save
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high fifidelity @fifidelaquant.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
my new game is finding things in stills of my fire this one has a fish and a herring in it
A photo of my fire, the flickers of flame make images, like cloud watching but warmer and on my sofa 

I see the fish in the middle of the flames and the puffin on the bottom left of the picture
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high fifidelity @fifidelaquant.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
I have eaten the offbrand twinkie It was disgusting I would do it again
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high fifidelity @fifidelaquant.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
yes you are correct, there is a miniature fuggler enjoying its bowl of ramen in my bag, thank you for noticing
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high fifidelity @fifidelaquant.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
I have been gifted YouTube premium and I’m not being hyperbolic it is life changing I’d love to know how many days of my life has been wasted watching this platforms adverts
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high fifidelity @fifidelaquant.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
spring might be coming but it isn’t quite sprunging here’s a picture of a tiny dawg next to a huge nekkid tree on another grey day
Sugi the cream and white chihuahua on a path in the park under a huge leafless tree, behind them there’s a boat by a fence on the river and more boats and houses in the distance
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high fifidelity @fifidelaquant.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
got the heebies about being home alone, so decided to put my dads boots by the door, make it look like he’s here had to pull them out of his wardrobe, all musty and cobwebbed it started as a weird act of paranoia but cleaning them up was cathartic, I sobbed and it felt like he was with me
My fathers rigger boots, the last time he wore them was when we finished the boat, he sat down in his beautiful new home and pretty much never got back up
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high fifidelity @fifidelaquant.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
got my mates kid here .. she’s been losing her shit all day about harry styles dropping a new tune at midnight … i got properly caught up in her excitement.. and guys.. it’s a bop
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high fifidelity @fifidelaquant.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
really enjoy tech bros waffling on about how AGI will be granted ‘human rights’ like they give a shit about humans human rights
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high fifidelity @fifidelaquant.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
went for my first ever sound bath today and the lady who rung the bowls and chimed the gongs for me told me that I had the loneliest socks she’d ever see anyone where in her studio not sure if that’s the take home i should have had from the experience but it was very flattering
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high fifidelity @fifidelaquant.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
resisted buying a plushie today (chortle, as if, I’ve got a cool new plushie)
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high fifidelity @fifidelaquant.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
I’ve given myself tennis elbow making kindling really enjoyed using the axe until I put it down
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high fifidelity @fifidelaquant.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
think I’ll take tomorrow off (don’t have a job right now but I’m struggling to function properly so I’m just gonna stop bothering to try for a day hashtagselfcare)
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high fifidelity @fifidelaquant.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
when your brolly is giving acid rain, in a good way
A pic of me, with my umbrella which is black on the outside and a giant acid smiley face on the inside, it was a Christmas gift and I love it
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high fifidelity @fifidelaquant.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
email received in November 6+ weeks of procrastination, I called regarding the email person I spoke to on Friday, immediately sent the forms said I’d fill them in over the weekend as I know it’s time sensitive and I’ve already delayed I’ve only just printed the forms why am I like this
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high fifidelity @fifidelaquant.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Sugi hopes you have a marvellous Monday
Sugi the cream and white chihuahua sitting on a bed looking princely
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high fifidelity @fifidelaquant.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
slightly diminish a game ninenis 🎾
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high fifidelity @fifidelaquant.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
I just need a potato to bake itself, smother itself in cheese and sweet chilli sauce the potatoes are letting me down
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high fifidelity @fifidelaquant.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
finger forever on the cultural pulse, l have started watching a show called Gavin and Stacey
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high fifidelity @fifidelaquant.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
today’s unpleasantry is the 85% cocoa chocolate bar that I have just discovered was in my pocket while I slept
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high fifidelity @fifidelaquant.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
rarebit, Welsh, STAT thank you please
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high fifidelity @fifidelaquant.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
I don’t want to go outside, all the water is crunchy out there
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high fifidelity @fifidelaquant.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
receptionist at the dentist keeps asking people who’ve just had their appointment if they’re ‘all done’ like they’re approaching the desk to ride again because it was so much fun the first time
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high fifidelity @fifidelaquant.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
love it when the river is a mirror
an unfiltered photo of the river Thames, taken from the Hammersmith Bridge 

but it’s upside down
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high fifidelity @fifidelaquant.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Hammersmith Bridge at dusk tho
Hammersmith Bridge on the left of the image, with the sun setting over trees in the distance
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high fifidelity @fifidelaquant.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
the problem is that I don’t have enough kazoos
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high fifidelity @fifidelaquant.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
that stage of the evening when grown adults are arranging celebrations in the order they find most delicious to least tasty, taking photos of the arrangements and discussing them with a passion that makes them feel like cheap chocolate sommeliers
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high fifidelity @fifidelaquant.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
ready to put this minging year in the bin happies in yours beautiful folks x
A pic of me sat in front of the fire, with a glass of red wine, making a toast to the end of the abomination that was 2025 
The Christmas tree behind me is enjoying its last night of wonder
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high fifidelity @fifidelaquant.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
the kind of day where you won’t go anywhere that doesn’t have ‘soft’ lighting why is my face
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high fifidelity @fifidelaquant.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
had to boil a dodgy old baking spud so I could have the obligatory Boxing Day bubble n squeak because my brother makes the most insanely good roast potatoes and omg I wish we hadn’t eaten every last one of them yesterday
Bubble and squeak made with inferior potatoes but the egg was fried in butter in an attempt to elevate the dish
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high fifidelity @fifidelaquant.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
points have been made, literally
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high fifidelity @fifidelaquant.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Merry Christmas you *filthy animals *lovely people 🎄❤️🎁💚🎅🏻
Sugi the cream and white long haired chihuahua, sat on a chair by the roaring fire with a Christmas tree to the left of the picture
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high fifidelity @fifidelaquant.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
just had my first eye test, I have better than perfect eyes, the eyes of a child, vision of impeccable clarity so it’s just the spatial awareness I need to work on if I want the shins to be less bruised
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high fifidelity @fifidelaquant.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
phone has updated so my life is ruined what are these colours, why is photos like that, when will this feel less traumatic? (almost immediately but for now it’s unacceptable)
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high fifidelity @fifidelaquant.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
anyone got any minor problems you’d like me to assist in making bigger?
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high fifidelity @fifidelaquant.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
mini disks, the answer to a very short lived problem and now another of my ‘I’m keeping these because I’ll definitely be using them again in future’ (untruthful) problems
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high fifidelity @fifidelaquant.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
yet again my plans are being foiled by a small dog curled up on my lap gonna change the plans to enjoying the small dog curled up on my lap
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high fifidelity @fifidelaquant.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
I invite you to enjoy a look at a few pages of this decidedly tame jazz mag from 1958
The front cover of ‘spick’ magazine 
A short haired buxom brunette with gold hoop earrings looks to the sky with grass and a farm gate behind her 
This edition was priced at 1’3 in Canada and 30c in the states 
‘Glamour all the way’ is written at the bottom of the page 1st page: 

SAY WHAT YOU LIKE
Address your letters to The Editor, SPICK, 88 Park Lane, Croydon, Surrey.

It seems to me there are four rules behind the successful production of pin-up magazines and that your consistent success in the face of ever-increasing competition is due to the extent to which you follow these rules.

First, the model must be attractive, and while personal taste must affect the issue here, I think that much of the appeal of your magazines lies in the way you feature the pretty 'girl-next-door' type.

Secondly, the model should appear to be doing something— whatever this may be, however, 1 wish you would place an absolute ban on girdles, which are, I think, most unappealing.

Thirdly, there should be a story behind the action, and here with many of your picture sequences you score heavily. ' Poker for Pretty Stakes' in SPICK No. 58 is an excellent example.

Lastly, the reader should feel he is getting features he doesn't usually get elsewhere and variety of costume counts here hence the increased appeal of bikini over one-piece swimsuit, and bra and briefs over bikini. 

I think I can claim to know a little about the subject, as I've been a reader since SPICK No. 2 and my wife (Jill Saunders) was one of your favourite 'girls-next-door'!

*there’s more, it exceeded the character limit 

B. G. CAMPION, Manadon, Plymouth, Devon.
Which reminds us that Mr. J. Harding alias Fairclough), who always prefers to remain anonymous, writes to say that he does so in case his wife finds out he reads pin-up magazines.
He was quite cross to think we should suggest he sheds his anonymity. We can assure him we'll always be as discreet as he wants us to be. But it's not our fault about his wife, is it? We didn't know, did we? 

2nd page: 

Beautiful Britons 
A black and white image of a lady trying to look seductive on a cushion with a toy tiger A large breasted woman in a saucy pose and cartoons on the following page  Two images of a lady in her lingerie with the text ‘Just starting to model in her spare time
Jennifer wants to know, now she's doing
With knees like that she cant go wrong’
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high fifidelity @fifidelaquant.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
that lead needs tidying but Christmas is happening
a busily dressed Christmas tree
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high fifidelity @fifidelaquant.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
I don’t mean to brag but…
A Bluey advent calendar December 1st’s treat: A miniature figurine of Bluey
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high fifidelity @fifidelaquant.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
today I have learned that if you tell anyone you’re going to Costco, they react like you’ve going to Barbados or something (righty so, Costco’s ace)
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high fifidelity @fifidelaquant.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
sometimes I feel like I can’t cope and that’s when the universe sends me more bullshit to remind me that life can actually be better when it’s not worse
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