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Chris @fieldbean.bsky.social · 1h
Not at all true. But 60s racism was supposedly jokey and had no political expression. Why do Jews have big noses? Why do Chinamen have buck teeth and squints? Scots were mean. The Irish were stupid. Italians were cowards. And so on.
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Chris @fieldbean.bsky.social · 1h
Bit of a Burnham bounce and they picked a sensible candidate not a Luke Akehurst clone?
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Chris @fieldbean.bsky.social · 1h
Tonight Running Man with your host President Donald J 'Hot' Trump
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Chris @fieldbean.bsky.social · 1h
Way back in time I did a short course on SI programming and I am furiously hunting for my notes in order to comply
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Chris @fieldbean.bsky.social · 2h
It's been said many times now but Idiocracy was prophetic
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Chris @fieldbean.bsky.social · 2h
I stumbled across Hang 'em High recently. They will go further
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Chris @fieldbean.bsky.social · 3h
I suggest reading the biographies of a few journalists.
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Chris @fieldbean.bsky.social · 4h
Never been convinced YIMBYs mean it. Ever seen them post a picture of their yard? More YISOCBYs
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Chris @fieldbean.bsky.social · 5h
What's an antiwotsit then mate?
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Chris @fieldbean.bsky.social · 5h
Can't wait to hear the Vance guide to Marxism.
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Chris @fieldbean.bsky.social · 8h
Couldn't find Ozymandias but are some other ruins to help us contemplate
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Chris @fieldbean.bsky.social · 10h
I think they have line programmed on a function key
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Chris @fieldbean.bsky.social · 14h
You English mate? No, Scouse Sound
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Chris @fieldbean.bsky.social · 15h
Yes, let's get that 14 up. Bring 19 down? Don't be fucking stupid?
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Chris @fieldbean.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
How do people like him become of public interest? You could find someone more interesting pissing on his shoes in any pub at closing time.
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Chris @fieldbean.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
You're too polite by half
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Chris @fieldbean.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
However it is a moral obligation to mention Hamas in any piece on Israeli war crimes.
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Chris @fieldbean.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Yorkshire doing good works in Wigan. Bringing Wensleydale to the less fortunate.
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Chris @fieldbean.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I thought it was the Greens wanting to set up death camps.
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Chris @fieldbean.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Lawyers for Brexit?
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Chris @fieldbean.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Israeli war crimes are like gun crime in the US. The only acceptable response is Thoughts and Prayers.
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Chris @fieldbean.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Archivists are different gravy🤷
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Chris @fieldbean.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Are you mocking the English National Anthem?
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Chris @fieldbean.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Actually, Meghan is a honey.
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Chris @fieldbean.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Without wishing to defend the Tories the alternatives in England are not inspiring soul wise
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Chris @fieldbean.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Point
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Chris @fieldbean.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
No President has had an ass like yours Sir.
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Chris @fieldbean.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
She's wrong but right then?
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Chris @fieldbean.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Iran has "successfully driven a wedge between Israel and its Arab neighbours". However did it get chance to do that?
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Chris @fieldbean.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Red diesel?
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Chris @fieldbean.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
He's found Glenn Miller
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Chris @fieldbean.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Thanks for the reminder
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Chris @fieldbean.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Seems a fairly standard thing for a party leader to say.
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Chris @fieldbean.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I'm very curious about where his sex life is heading
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Chris @fieldbean.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Trying whitewash Genocide Joe is such doomed waste of time. What's the point? Embarrassment I guess
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Chris @fieldbean.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I can't speak for The Left but personally I'm ok with The Right having Harry Potter
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Chris @fieldbean.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I meant the 3% (subject to verification) who said " I'll just hang out at the Winchester 'til this blows over " but I did carelessly leave room for other interpretations
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Chris @fieldbean.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
She's an excellent delegator.
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Chris @fieldbean.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Only 3% of the country is sane
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Chris @fieldbean.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I hope you snarled that with a lighted ciggy in your hand
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Chris @fieldbean.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Beam me up Scotty!
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Chris @fieldbean.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I thought he was trying to say that high prices were worth paying to stop Iran but 🤷
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Chris @fieldbean.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"Demand clarity". That will show them.
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Chris @fieldbean.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Labour is not going to help the Palestinians.
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Chris @fieldbean.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Hooters?
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Chris @fieldbean.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Card are notorious for behaviour like that. Every day is Halloween when you're a cat
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Chris @fieldbean.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Go troll someone else son
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Chris @fieldbean.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Ok
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Chris @fieldbean.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It's an opinion. Like yours.
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Chris @fieldbean.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Maybe. But it's mostly angering people who would not vote for him anyway
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